does your country have friends?
Does your country have friends?
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Lincoln Adams
No
Joseph Wright
god fucking damn it Portugal you're a grown ass man stop role playing as an anime version of your country on a faggot image board before I come over there and rape your entire fucking family
Luke White
then why you kiss portugal
Oliver Clark
HOW will he recover??
Noah Miller
Finland is my estranged wife. Norway is my identical twin brother. Estonia used to be my sister-in-law.
Christopher Ward
Get the fuck away from her Spain you fucking slag
Jace Thomas
Canada is the US's faggot brother and Mexico is Canada's lover.
Austin James
Cute traps
Michael King
i-i guess? r-right guys?
Evan Cox
Dont lie spain and portugal hate each other.
Like all latin america hates brazil because of your lesser language that sounds so close yet so distant
Cameron James
fuck off cunt
Nolan Williams
no :(
Carson Russell
*takes you to the nearest balcony*
Christopher Foster
Yes you have, at your side.
>was the year 1340
>The portuguese reconquista had finished been a long time, with the reconquer of the southern cities in algarve (1249) and the expell of moors out of Portugal, however parts of southern Spain were still under muslim control (granada).
>The biggest army of non europeans (muslim mérinides) ever seen in a century was about to push north and invade central Castille again
>when castillian king send emissars to all iberian kingdoms for help no one answered with the exception of Portugal
>thousands of portuguese knights,specially from Évora, Santarém and Braga, lead by Gonçalo de Azevedo, with hospitallers, templars (order of christ), and the portuguese king himself Afonso IV, the brave, march to Seville where they are received with euphoria by the castillian population,nobles and the spanish king Afonso XI
>the castillian-portuguese army marchs south where next to salado river the battle will happen.
>The christian army outnumbered 4-1, manages to cross the river, the battle last for hours, the muslims are defeated and their loss ranges from 50.000 to 57.000
>after the christian victory, the riches of the batlle won against the muslims were given to the portuguese by the spanish king, but Afonso IV of Portugal and the nobles refuse saying: "We don´t came here fight for the riches or gold, but for the holy cross for our people and for the old sacred lands of iberia"
The muslims never tried to invade the iberian peninsula again.
Easton Sanchez
Surprisingly enough, we still do.
Not for long I imagine.
Ayden Cox
Only austria but even austria pretends to not like us sometimes it's really sad when you think about it
Jaxon Flores
Caleb Sanders
we are surrounded by ennemies since 843
Gavin Reed
Me on the right
Jack Bell
No! Friends for gays
Luis Reyes
No :(
Logan Wood
Our last friend was France, between 1914 and 1934
Gabriel Young
Josiah Taylor
No, we are better off like this desu
Elijah Clark
me in the middle
Samuel Martinez
yes.
The French BVLL is my friend against the Anglo-Pakistani axis.
Jonathan Smith
" Countries don't have friends, just interests "
But my heart will always belong to Scotland.
Alexander Lee
No, not really
Cameron Reyes
I want us to still be frens))
))
Brody Taylor
No
All foreign countries are enemies
Nathaniel Harris
me on the left
Jeremiah Stewart
My greatest ally is Saudi Arabia, but Turkey is also super based!
Owen White
Can confirm
Dominic Ward
No :c
Noah Morris
Lincoln Cook
W-What
Liam Wood
Too bad France is a vasal of USA after WW2
David Green
occasionally
Alexander Garcia
good night danmark c:
Julian Martin
wait, I thought Portugal and France were friends
We receive all your immigrants and this is what we get?
Andrew Campbell
No.
Gabriel Lee
We are all friends now.
Xavier Jones
Easton Miller
you are cute and deserve a hug
Jayden Richardson
Georgia, Croatia and maybe Lithuania, but I'm not sure.
Gabriel Edwards
you are cute
John Rodriguez
>Your are not cute
Elijah Diaz
So what happened?
Did he finally die, or is he just sleeping?
Evan Jones
>You are cute
Nicholas Martinez
none of you are cute but these anime girls are
Matthew Fisher
do you mean that or are these just empty compliments
Xavier Sullivan
I'M CUTE AND I HAVE A BIG BUNDA!
Camden Robinson
post it
Dylan Ross
I can get behind that
Gabriel Clark
We finns are gay
Mason Clark
they all hate us
Joseph Morales
absolutely mean it
Jace Barnes
damn
it's like it's growing bigger by the day
post bulge now
Jacob Cook
well all of our neighbours hate us, but I guess they have good reason
Connor King
i can't, this would send this thread to hell
Carter Collins
who the fuck cares about the stupid thread
I want to see you bulge, NOW
Cameron Barnes
i-i don't have a pic of my b-bulge!
Jason Moore
then post your cock
you surely have that, don't you?
Jeremiah Perry
Of course we're friends, you're at the bottom.
John Sullivan
be careful how much you eat you migh get cellulite if it grows too big
Dylan Turner
f-fine!
i had cellulite since i was 14
Hudson Sanders
that's not hard
I want a nice bulge, not that pitiful little thing
Owen Brown
but my peepee is smoll
Hudson Wood
so what, jerk it off until it gets hard and then post it
I want to see how small it really is and laugh at it
Ryan Lopez
what will i won if i post my bulge?
Henry Long
i might show you my new swimsuit
you would like that don't you you faggot
Dominic Sanders
We have paraguay!
Oliver James
Remember that time we were sitting on your throne lol. We were friends then, right?
Cooper Ward
Australia, New Zealand and Canada and the u.k when they get their heads out of their asses
Thomas Wilson
i-i going to shave tomorrow
Lucas Rogers
user that's really fucking small
jesus christ are you even a man? that's just sad
whatever, have this
Samuel Morris
Why aren't you hard yet? We're waiting
Ethan Hill
Really fucking gay thread
Logan Reyes
very cute user, nice swimsuit
Hudson Davis
thanks friend, it's even cuter from the back
Aaron Phillips
the panties are too tight! my dick is 14 cm! your total average no smoll
also tell me your secret to smoth skin
Charles Adams
my dick is 18 cm
Ian Bailey
oh, is it? mind showing me?
Matthew Cook
you gay, post bp
Adrian Bennett
I just exfoliate, I guess? don't know what to say, it's not that smooth to begin with, just normal
sure thing user
Josiah Cox
i tried to use a exfoliate soap but i got a lot of zits
Jaxson Russell
you're supposed to do it softly you dummy
Evan Murphy
God I wish that were me
Blake Robinson
very cute indeed, amazing body user
Blake Hughes
that explain alot of things, i stoped using the soap for 2 weeks, maybe i will use again in 2 more, but only 1 time at week.
i'm going to the gym, keep the thread alive, please
Cooper Cooper
mean it
Jackson Russell
thanks
you are cute
Ryder Roberts
you two
do it
Brayden Sullivan
he's too far away
Cooper White
>We were friends then, right?
And you had to ruin it, didnt you?
Daniel Perry
Come on now, it was all just for the laughs, bro. Your face though when we kidnapped your royal family and took your throne XD. Priceless!
Adrian Russell
maybe one day user, keep the dream alive...
Henry White
We have so many emigrants it would be more correct to say other countries are our family.