/brit/

peng industrial aesthetic

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Business idea : ban ALL foreign IPs from this thread(YES that includes australia and ireland)

/brit/ is made BY brits, and FOR brits, not for some JF tossers to come in here and take advantage of what we've built

dunno why he wouldnt just use the toilet?

the funniest part of the image is the muscular batman costume

poo

loool

I used to piss in the corner of the bedroom when I was a kid tbf

>a draw

non rhoticism is disgusting

looks like a walking dead game character

been to many raves at the car park at the front of the image

is this Hull?

Fitter than all the other brit slags

youtube.com/watch?v=3ovzIoEN0QY

switch up, tear out

probably cba. even though it takes as much effort to piss in a drawer as a toilet

brain makes weird decisions like that when we're lazy

i used to piss out my window thinking no one noticed then a neighbor came over while i was doing it and asked me to stop. i was like 10 and never told anyone,

ah yes, digbeth dining club

the zenith

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that's Birmingham you fool, Hull isn't that big

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Used to worship my gf's feet everyday. Proper wrong-un me. Get off on submission way too much.

>police show on channel 4
>two females on patrol together
state

Need a good opener for this fit half paki slag lads

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why is peeing in the sink so exhilarating

or the shower, or outside or indeed anywhere that's not a toilet

libertarianism/objectivism gonna make a major comeback in the 2020s, got a strong feeling about this
just think it's going to be more cold, and neoreactionary in nature. so ideals like open borders or believing in democratic conventions will be gone.

Sat in my underpants sweating buckets

think bout emily rudd

Think this is the fittest girl i've ever seen

for me it's original pengy men

I was waiting for christmas but looks like it's come to me ;)

need to shag pheobe bartlett

ask her about Hitchcock movies, if she's got any favourites

pair of dogs

Why didn't you save them /brit/?

KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO

2 hours remain boys

poo words leak forth
my bumhole is a sorry state;
stinky poo bum

she wants a man from brum

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Why did that weirdo even photograph that bird in Waitrose?
What an absolute rotter

i used to smear shit on the walls when i was a neet

how does a girl like this grow up. mum must have held her hands away from her face, never let her sleep face down, never let her cry or smile or do anything that would damage her skin . probably had her hooked to an IV so she has plenty hydration

got kicked out of school for doing this

because who gives a fuck about discount russians, everything east of warsaw should belong to russia

>I'm currently in an open relationship, and am mostly looking for fwbs/some hookups- but I'm also *always* down for more (intersectional) feminist friends!

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Just realised Pepsi kind of tastes like tomato ketchup

you can tell he is a runt too lmao

I like that pic of you by the santa hat where did you take it

for me it tastes like apples.

I got suspended for wearing a wire in order to capture the bullies terrorising me on tape, school said it was gross misconduct because i was recording people who didnt consent

Because she was fit?

could understand if she were fit but was nasty af

taste like your mum's gash

She wasn't fit you're a mess

his janny is gonna go off the fucking rails when he sees my latest thread

*psssht*
*crack*
ahh *sips*

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Had better have you?

"I'd sit on your face"

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Absolutely lmao flat out rejected better you dross mug

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fucking weirdo why not just stand up for yourself instead

>Headquarters 8 Canada Square, London, United Kingdom

>workshop of the world
we were until ww2 and london gutted us of all our industry

should have just snapped shot the school up

aha that bird mugged me off after that btw, she said she was at her friends when i asked if she wanted picking up so i just said ok lol she hasn't unmatched though

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>nooooooooooo you cant piss in the drawer that's where your underwear goes!!!!!!

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cagers are so arrogant
risk their own and other peoples lives to save a few seconds, fucking cunts

fake news

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youtube.com/watch?v=8AFuFFpMXT4

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would blast her fanny off

Lol dream on Rupert

In a desperate need of murdering woman species

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It's actually an achievement just how unattractive I am

hows are mark holding up thesedays

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piss is for bottles, drawers are for poo

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youtube.com/watch?v=fVWjThlEzts

Who the fucks rupert

thought this was tim doing the forrnite zoomer dance from the thumb

started a wank earlier but couldn't finish

germany was probably the intellectual and cultural heart of the world for a long time, at least a few centuries
post-ww2, that germany doesn't even exist any more.

well it isn't was it?
get a fucking clue

Would you mind having some more British in you? Please respond.

free my nigga mostack kmt

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youtube.com/watch?v=pYugFF2-7Co

She looks just like my ass hair

youtube.com/watch?v=9CBCaagJCI8

peng

you're mad