/brit/
me? I'm a sharter...I shart...it's what I do...who I am...
honestly do not understand how anyone can be a whore like out of charles dickens in 2019
just sign on or something
the desire for female companionship is unironically a demon taking hold of you and must ignored and avoided as an evil external entity and not your own true wishes
don’t like drake his tunes are ok but he’s always whinging about something in his lyrics
What do you mean
like 5 out of 10 women are maybe 1 social media post away from being a whore in 2019
>dude demons lmao
fuck off yank
drake is a nonce
thoughts on this
uhh
worlds oldest profession sweaty x
>honestly do not understand how anyone can be a whore like out of charles dickens in 2019
>just sign on or something
Americans are so, so tedious.
can smell sulphur off this post everyone avoid this
poster
Link it up
getting tired of this gimmick
>drake is a nonce
that's so 2015 pal
Why aren't you seeing a brass, user?
She could become your gf.
you can make hundreds a day and probably don't declare half of it to the taxman
yep
YouTube recommended this to me
youtube.com
Imagine producing an autistic child and having no recourse to terminate that lifelong contract
Nah
Grief and chum are bangers
Genuinely a great rant
youtube.com
>stirner
cringe
i saw that one haha
>I have this guy saved as Listman - he always texts a capitalized list of services - a stupid amount of things he wants to do in 30 minutes: OWO, Cim, French Kissing, Deep Throat, Facial, Rimming. I've never got as far as making a booking with him but he's wasted plenty of my time to be sure.
>going down on an escort
g r i m
more of a fjallraven kanken man myself desu
my gf is sleeping after a long day out at the fringe
can't find that video of the autistic girl screaming and she fires some snot out of her nose and the dad goes "ders snaht awhl ovah dah floah"
remember #thotaudit
good times
Wish I was on the night train
You circus niggas
so where did it come from
still don't know why we switched from using slut to thot
I liked them about six years back before the normies started getting them (in the US at least)
I'm too unpleasant, pretentious, and haughty to do anything if it becomes popular
also they're just uncomfortable on your back
black american hip hop culture
where does his energy come from?
blue banana
naturally high T levels
>Licking a prozzies growler
Unspeakably grim
Yeah both good.
thots and sluts are different
you can still be a thot without fucking hundreds of people like a slut
garbage music.
eu fucking us with a big purple dildo
keep up!
>im sorry but my time is up i only paid for an hour
This is why shagging a prossie doesnt rid you of virginity.
4 stam 4 strength leather belt
*fines her for putting her feet up*
Giggling like a mad man
UUUUUH
You ain't the dj bruv
woman? oh you mean thot
Level 18?
ah yeah haha when i think civilisation i think cardiff
1 hour
WOW TOIL LOOMS
is this gamerbrit
>Beibler
>ler
>beeb ler
lmao
the degenerate dildo of europe
it is now
do brits make fun of english accents from native english speakers?
i watch a couple of streams and americans always try to speak with a british accent and laugh
a subscription to WoW should come with a chemical castration.
Feel my kidneys hurting just looking at all that monster
yeah but then she let him go again
Good post
my brother met his babymum on wow. she was a paki psycho and left him a single dad lmao
looking forward to the sub count dropping again once the novelty of classic wears off
was she hot though
Another three points dropped to Mike Dean. Two clear penalties not given, including one where Newcastle scored minutes after. Done being emotionally invested in the league. Whoever gets fucked less by the refs wins, plain and simple. Sad fucking state the league is in. On one end, you have clubs with billions of pounds of slave money buying the league, on the other end you have refs absolutely ruining individual games. Pathetic.
we're going home lad, we're finally going home
also what server
i doubt you could even imagine it
INV ASMON LAYER
Do I have any mates itt?
i met a cute lass . never followed up with her though. probably should have . i might not still be a virgin
is pub culture still a thing among younger brits I mean like Gen Z?
imagine licking out a whore knowing some big fat hairy black mans balls were just chaffing against it not 15 minutes ago and the girl probably didnt even wash
imagine paying for this and then saying thanks
>Do I have any mates itt?
MR STREAMER PLEASE SAY MY NAME I GAVE YOU A WEEKS WORTH OF GOLD AND MATS
yeah
I want chemical castration so I don't waste so much time wanking and thinking about fannies
me?
bit late today mate
how many times are you going to quote me without @ing me
non contact simp
Never have before dont @ me
Random youtuber said my username because I commented on a previous video and it made me giddy.
That one was free, but I can see how people chasing that high could give their rent money to an online stranger
hos own failt for not using a johnny
would have straight up stuck that babby in the wheely bin
we make fun of all accents
or
grim times
its still too hot
To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual
>and it made me giddy.
u fuckin wot
that would be like blindfolding a blind man
85% of /brit/ posting comes from me or one of my employees
i control the narrative
Don't test my patience bro