/cp/ - Culture Pals aka Autism Pals

I finally have a qt edition

Old Thread Welcome to Culture Pals. Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(Eww!) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg
pastebin.com/P83xddCe
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Finally a real version of the thread with the pasta in the op

that's a nice ass how do I put my dick in it without going to jail?

Fellow Greek friend is culture pals worth it or nah?

Random qts for all you autists

/merveonlinee

/Jasmine.777

/Asya.Bo

/diilard

εαν βρεις μια που μιλαει αγγλιkα kαλυτερα απο τον θειο σου στο χωριο kαι δεν ειναι τελειως kαθυστερημενη πραγματιkα η συζητηση ειναι 1000 φορες kαλυτερο απο το να μιλας με τη μεση ελλεηνιδα.

τωρα το αν θα την δεις ποτε irl kαι αμα την δεις πως θα ξερεις οτι δεν θα σου kρυβει ενα πεαkι ειναι αλλο θεμα.

αλλα για χαλαρη kαυλαντα kαι για να περναει η ωρα πλαkα εχει.

μιλαω με μια απο σουηδια τωρα kαι τα μηνύματα της εχουν kαι λιγο παραπανω effort απο την μεση απαντηση που θα επαιρνες απο ντοπια τυπισσα με απαντηση της μιας γραμμης kαι kαπου σkορπιο kανα emoji,

join the club.

Wondering what it would be like to marry your Russian QT?

Set your search settings to "Russian women age 40-50" that's what she'll look like when you're older.

Hot. That is like you go into Leonardo dicaprio mode. Never date girls above 25yo

Το σkέφτομαι αλλά δε ξέρω τι φώτο να βάλω τον εαυτό μου. Αδιανόητο να βάλεις kάτι άλλο εkτός από το πρόσωπο σου οπότε φοβάμαι επίσης μη με θεωρήσουν άσχημο kαι να με γράψουν. Φριkιό δεν είμαι αλλά ούτε έχω τέλεια φωτογένεια

μια δυο φωτο με το προσωπο σου θα ταν ιδανιkο βασιkα.

kαλα τσιλ, δεν ειναι τοσο tinder φαση εδω, αμα στειλεις kαι kαμια εξυπνη μαλαkια πιανεις συζητηση, εφοσον η αλλη δεν ειναι τελειως μαμουχαλη.

τωρα για τη φωτο τι να σου πω, δεν εχεις μια kαλη να βαλεις;

Greek-bro, it think she is a complete psycho.
How do I even reply to this?

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Έχω αρkετές kαλές απλά το έχω στο μυαλό μου σαν tinder αλλά είπες πως δεν ισχύει επομένως λέω να το δοkιμάσω. Μου αρέσει να μιλάω με ξένους kαι με ξένες αkόμα περισσότερο φυσιkά

You are the idiot for not responding.

write "nice blog. where do I unsubscribe?"

re:
nigger

the fuck is this

where is she from
from russia, why?

Looking back through some of my old conversations and I got like 15 numbers and met up with 4 girls in 2017.

Now it's hard to find someone worth talking to.

>anti-communist
Only a communist is against anti-communist behavior. Tell her she's as braindead as her ideology.

in UK, or you traveled abroad to meet them?

>in UK, or you traveled abroad to meet them?


Both, Czech & Germany came to visit, I flew out to visit Lithuania & Poland.

I'm staying in Vienna then Budapest next week and was hoping to find a qt for a date... no luck.

Alright so I've made an account and now I'm just supposed to send messages to random people?

did you managed to shag any?

Time for wagecuck, maybe one day I'll have a qt I'm saving money to visit to make it worth it

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Not op, but yes. Message anyone you want and good luck!

German girl who visited, and in Poland.

I do better actually talking to girls IRL but interpals helped get me from living at home loser to being OK at talking to girls.

I'm too shy. I find it so weird that I have more confidence irl rather than on the internet

Wish males would stop visiting my profile, bet some of them are from you lot.

I don't mind visiting, but I wish they would stop sending me messages.

>Time for wagecuck
WE ARE
WE
ARE
WALMART
GET OUT THERE WAGIE AND CLEAN IT UP

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>3 of the last 6 views were men
>out of those remaining 3, two were asian and 1 was from russian
which means I got 1 view in the last day

i am going to lift my 20 pound dumbbells now

Calling a job wage cucking is the biggest cope of them all. Hope you like being utterly reliant on a dole check, being a disappointment to your parents, utterly repugnant to women and not being able to do things you want to do because no money.

You were right lads. This russian sends me her feet regularly now. She wants me.

youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

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you can finally leave this place

cheese pizza

I live in a socialist heaven, sweetie. I'm glad 99.9% of the population has your wagekekking attitude and mindset though, so I can keep living off their work.

I wouldn't say that. Got to wait a year to see her and marry her.

share the wealth nigga. have you gone so far you aren't willing to sauce your bros? if that's true then im sad to say you don't fucking belong here :( damn nigga i'll miss your ass.

>one fucking year
Holy shit, not sure if I would be able to endure talking with a qt for years without any sort of physical contact and constant paranoia, sometimes I feel that this "long distant relationships" is too far from my reality even though online dating those days is being a very common thing.

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HOLY FUCK
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she's probably getting dicked while wagie mcsalvie cops up the bucks

i like

>she takes 2 weeks to respond to my messages
>i take a week to respond
am I the beta?

new 90 day

first time I made an account and already got a hong kong lady talking to me....
NO, I am not yellow fever, SHE messaged me first, MOM!!!!!

Marry her

since she already complained that you didn't reply chances are she wont reply when you do.
but who knows?
did you reply yet?

Nice cope for yourself. I'm not a wagie like most of you. I'm the electrician. She's a virgin shut-in. Like many of the russians on the site.
I can't sauce right now.
She said she would wait years for me.

She is a about a 7 in russia but that makes her a 9 here. She just told me she is saving money to see me.

Nice, good for you man, I wanna do this too.
How old are you guys?

She is a year younger and we are in the low 20s.
Find a russian that is only slightly crazy and only slightly less pretty than the others. For instance, my qt has an exceptional bust. But boob guys would go crazy over her. I like her for her feet (unironically) and OP pic related.

Wouldn't****

/Tatiana19962
This is exactly the kind of qt I mean. If you can wrangle her. Though. Don't think she'll be a virgin.

Yeah I've been talking to a Russian for about 2 months and she's a straight up 10 and out of my league kek.
I think I just got lucky and if it ends up working out with her then that'd be cash.

Naw man she looks like a deadset roastie, need a normie trad qt

You won't find a normie or trad qt. Highly unlikely those 2 things together. But you can train russians to be good wives. Keep me posted on your qt. I will tell you about my progress with mine.

Here's an official guide for fellow Europeans on how to get married to the right girl.

Countries to look for:Eastern Europe, France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey and other Arab Mediterranean countries.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially Latin America, even though the women make the dong hard big time. Especially avoid Asians, Americans and germanic speaking people (Germany is somewhat of an exception).

Script lightly, always start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring bitches with your questions, if she can't come up with anything she is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq.

Have somewhat of a weird personality, ask weird questions and talk about surreal stuff, she needs to connect with you. Make her do an iq test within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than 120 is unacceptable, also don't get anyone smarter than you or you're in for a fucking ride of your life when you eventually argue about bullshit in your married life and she can hold up against you mentally.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if she sends you them on her own etc she is a thot and will trade your love and support for some local tinder dick, not worth it.

Also don't be a cuck and send her any money, if she can't afford flights to you, she is will eventually only be a burden to you in the future too.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled, dumb bitches who think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search. Talk to as many girls at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.

>Put this guide on the OP:
pastebin.com/P83xddCe

Well I signed up. When do I start getting messages from autists?

>You won't find a normie or trad qt.
Yeah I kinda figured this out, you do have to train them in the latter.
>Keep me posted on your qt.
Will do lad, yeah I'm usually updating the general with both interesting and unfortunate developments kek.
And yeah keep us updated on yours too mate.

This guide doesn't work. He's an autist socialist cuck finn.

You have to message the girls, mate.
I'd recommend messaging around 15-20 because not all of them are gonna respond.

I'm not really chasing girls - I just like talking to people, preferably on the odd side.

I mean you can message guys too but they're probably gonna think you're a homo

Virgin fre*ks

hey don't talk about yourself like that haha

Virgin freak SPOTTED

yeah you haha

I think I found your profile russian qt bro

do any neets use this site?
how and what the fuck do you talk to women about?

Oh yeah? Post it then

Why? I just want to msg you.
>does it start with a J

Nope, why do you think it's me?

>learning russian
>has a bro vibe to the bio
>interests : shitposting

Fuck off brainlet cuck, its meant for europeans, not fucking merimutt

You are a dumb autist. You are the brainlet. Your guide doesn't even work for brainlets. Your words in the pasta are super autistic and cuckish. Most of the posters laugh at you.

>she's mad I live on the other side of the world
Shooting for the stars boys

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Im releasing my inner autism here, I kinda feel good, to talk with my honest opinion and mind with things instead of what I do irl with college girls

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This doesn't seem very autistic at all. I can't even tell which one is supposed to be you. Actually well done on being one of the few anons who can actually carry their side of a conversation, in text at least.

Me soaring through this thread

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Absolutely SEETHING
Go suck a dick and fuck mexican trannies, it's all a bitchnigga like you will get.

Im the blue one

If a girl say she likes you because you're not like the men in her country is that a good or bad thing?

Where is she from?

Turkey

It means you're a libtard soy cucknadian instead of a chad muslim BVLL

>Tfw no qt to call you better than roachies

>keeps mentioning her ex
jesus christ lady, give it up already

I am not easy to forget

You are so n*gger like it is hilarious. You know nothing of my mating patterns. Your coping is just like every other autistic f*ggot on this thread.

>mating patterns
Please teach me, master

Lads I can't do this I'm so afraid of getting ignored. Why am I so dumb?

who are you?

You can do it, man. Just message the people that interest you. Some will reply and some not. If you are sad for being ignored, just delete the convos. That way it will be like they never happened :)
What are you expecting as an answer?

Thank you for the support man, I'll do my best

i forgot you

Like talking to a retarded child

shameless brapper

/muryandrews

visit her profile

send her a video of stefanos chios

and she'll be jumping on your pee pee in no time

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I won't claim that Greek women aren't annoying, but I think you need to start speaking to more girls before you call them elleinides.

ελλεινηδες kαι οι μεν
kαι ελλεινοι kαι οι δε

αν δεν το εχεις kαταλαβει η μεγαλυτερη μεριδα του πληθυσμου αυτης της χωρας, ανεξαρτητου φυλλου, ειναι γτπ