There is literally NOTHING worse in life than being a dicklet

There is literally NOTHING worse in life than being a dicklet

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being a dicklet AND a manlet and black :( fugg

Imagine failing the toilet paper roll test

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Better a dicklet than a literal eunuch. Having a small dick sucks and I know this from experience but you're not serving yourself at all by dwelling on it. It's the only cock you'll ever have and you're probably just depriving yourself of pussy with this attitude.

flaccid? I can't imagine how someone would fail it erect

imagine being a poo and not having toilet paper.

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t. 15cm """"""""dicklet""""""

Mine is 10cm and thin God doesn't want me to procreate

Mine fits in it like 3 times erect

>slightly above average length
>fucking pencil tier girth except head
so close yet o far

ITS NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRR WHY IS IT SO FUCKING THIN WHY WHY OH GOD FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

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you are not alone

>17cm erect
>good girth
>always last over 10 minutes unless I haven't orgasmed in over 3 days (average sex session lasts 15mins)
>several girls already had to ask to stop during the sex so they could catch their breath or wouldn't faint
>attractive face
>skinny
>good future ahead (have a masters degree and good job with company car)
>social and know how to talk to girls
God blessed me, only downside is I'm only 179cm and not really muscular
besides those 2 minor downsides, getting sex is easy for me especially with girls I already fucked

What is dicklet in cm for op ?

I passed.

This thread is not for you to brag nigger

14 cm is the real average

10cm

really?

And here I thought my 14.5 centimeter dick was tiny.

What's the test?

Wow being black and a dicklet really must suck

I'm a gay guy and don't give much of a shit about penis size. I don't like incredibly big or incredibly small, but it's like the least important metric to me.
For me, it's nearly all about face.

Put benis in hole, if doesn't fit you are ok

Don't rub it in.

>tfw 17.5cm
fuck bros I just wanted 0.5cm

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lmao if anything gay cares about dick size more than woman
and i love cocks
especially big white or brown

Alright faggot, I was just trying to be helpful. Keep up what you're doing though, by all means.

I feel like you'd have to have a pretty fat dick for it not to fit. So I'd probably fail the test. Oh well

I was speaking for myself only. Shut the fuck up

mine is a perfect fit into it. Is that bad?

when you have a 22cm monster in your intestines you will know what i mean

AYOOO THE AUSTRIAN YELLOW FEVER FINNA GOT EXPOSED OH NO NO NO

That's a pretty fucking arbitrary and retarded test. I hope no one bases his self-esteem on it
Inb4 t. dicklet, I'm not

Face is a million times more important to me that whatever the fuck you're talking about, thank you very much

It's probably just a joke (of sorts), same as claiming you have to be in the top 1% of men to get laid and things like that.

>hes got a pencil

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pls pls someone post cocks

I'm 5.5 inches and I've gotten laid. Once a girl likes you enough to see you naked, she's not going to care. Unless it's less than 5 inches.

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Yeah of course I can see it's a joke of sorts but i can also see people taking it seriously enough to let it affect their self-esteem, and that's retarded mainly and precisely for the absolutely arbitrary nature of it.

If she does care then she's not gf material anyway. I'm 7.5 and I get turned off by the size queen shit too. Just makes a bitch seem vapid.

Your girth is over 5.5 inches?

You know it’s about girth right? Most dudes don’t have girth over 5.5 inches. Finnish tp rolls could be smaller I guess

nobody say you have to be 20 or nobody will love you

but women or men treat you different if you have a bigger than average cock

Die flemish scum

>>several girls already had to ask to stop during the sex so they could catch their breath or wouldn't faint
I have a big dick too but this is something I wish I was better at. I'm not fat but I never exercise. It is what it is.
Also this though.

I wasn't thinking about that
I measured a roll and it's 6 inches "girth" so I would pass an American roll test I guess since it's close

>but women or men treat you different if you have a bigger than average cock
Thank god, too. I'm such an insecure low self-esteem pussy in most other areas and I think if I couldn't prop myself up a little with the knowledge that I'm a capable sex partner I might just kms.

So your cock is over 6 inches in girth? Holy shit man

No not over 6 but maybe over 5.5

I thought you said you passed the tp test

The American one with 5.5 rolls
clearly it's not the same test if the size of the rolls varies

Where did you get American rolls in Finland?

You said they are 5.5 dude
are you high?

i have a thick big purple dick

I have a big dick but my social skills are literally so bad that I can never get laid.

Yes but you said you passed it
before I posted about American rolls

I thought it was about length initially and didn't understand why it's a test
mind you, I don't get hard on demand so I didn't even try it until later

based and redpilled phat dicc bro

Well those rolls are only about 5in long so most everyone should be longer than them
The real test is about girth and only thick cocks will pass that one

>I have a big dick too but this is something I wish I was better at. I'm not fat but I never exercise. It is what it is.
fat or not doesn't matter, the most important thing is stamina
if you can continue to hit the same spot at a good speed for 5 minutes straight any girl will have trouble
also once she starts having an orgasm and starts shaking her legs don't stop but continue to go for like half a minute, most men (including me) have the natural reflex to slow down or stop for a second once the girl start that leg shaking thingy most of them do

i'm not that filthy degenerate anime/jap poster.

i just have a 10 cm dick and thats that