It's the year 2409 on Jow Forums

hi fellow brown people

>why yes i throw stones at white people enclosures at the zoo, how could you tell?

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>implying martians are people

Burn the rebels to the ground

The brown people have been gone for many centuries now silly

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wow i cant believe america blew itself up

i just came back from one of those resorts own by cloud nine
>what sector you're from
can you believe the nerve of some space rat IMPLYING that i was one of them

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>Mommy! Tell us the story about our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather again!
>Well, kids. He was a 23 year old, sexless loser, but he turned his whole life around and was happily married with children by the time he was 30.

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>Scientists have found evidence that once upon there used to be people with blue eyes. Critics have claimed this to be impossible.

The recently installed 20G network has mutated all life on Earth into a giant, telepath blob. We are all one now, the world is finally at peace

FUCK you dirt chucker
My Planet My Rules

still didn't have sex lel

where did you find a picture of my gf?

>station hicks
You eat plastic, you live in plastic, you breath plastic, now you are sticking you dick in plastic?
you outerlings make me sick

Why is it that each of the last 15 years has been the hottest one on record? Could it be that the entire planet is getting warmer?

FUCK MARTIANIGGERS
SPACE WAR NOW

*ahem* fuck earth niggers.

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I have finally amassed 3 million space credits and will now move to the utopian Earth 2 in the Proxima Centauri star system. Finally free from you subhumans.

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Ni Hao my ferrow chinamen. tfw no geneticarry engineer white gf.
What you talk about? of coulse they exist, I hope to get rich enough to buy them fol my childlen

Simple augmentations don't count.

Hey guys I heard this is finally the year the UK leaves the European Federation of Planets and Outer Colonies

>tfw can't afford a gf
It hurt bros...

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house has got a xenomorph problem

Served in the UNSC as a doorgunner for one of their dropships. Slotted a few of these subhuman redheads with this metal box with a tube sticking out of it. M2 Browning was written on the receiver.

Do Jews have any plans to help stop death?

>the top 0.000001% richest people now own 99.99999% of the entire solar system. Civillians start to become more and more angry with the situation.

you're born, you grow up, you're made to idolize the UN spacy, you fight for it, and when the bugbloods get the best of you and leave you crippled the world turns its back on you. fuck all of you.

I propose Aryan Jew alliance to help further science and stop death.

Polish janitors are stealing pocket change at the ISS habitat again.

You can always get the AX400 model, user. It's not that expensive.

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>t. angry martian dune nignog
Should have dropped the Phobos research station on your asses.

Is there anything more pathetic than earthlings who can't get with humans going sexpat on Jupiter?

I still can't believe la reconquista succeeded

>tfw I just swallowed 3 sexual enhancement drugs and am getting a blowjob by my sexbot for 2 hours

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I rather die than lose my virginity to that primitive piece of metal

>tfw born in mining colony
i want to join the navy in order to get out of this shithole, anyone knows how it's like

I'm breeding chimeras for organ harvesting at my home. No way am I gonna let those 4th dimension space rats jew me for a new heart.

Heavy tariffs on those pesky aliens from galactic district 73 hope. My small lava pool business just can't keep up with their products.

Do you think UK will win the football world cup this year? Has been over 450 years since last time.

More bodily biomass than you, model Mk7am3D

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