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Elf ears init

what was the best and worst nights out in the uk for you anons?

wypipo finna be looking like this

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I JUST ORDERED SUSHI FROM JAPAN

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BASED SUEPOSTER
cat tug

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emmutt would literally have a meltdown if someone started impersonating him. he'd be dying to use a trip
amazing how his celebrity status in /brit/ is actually part of his personal identity
poor fucker

Watch it bro

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youtu.be/eFQwpHVolCE

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Fat john lennon

kek this is me

All he needs to do is lift and get better hygiene

best - Bristol
worst - Leicester

cat tug

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Bit of a loaded question there user

and a haircut

havent done benzos or acid or anything really in a year now

mate wants to do 100ug in the park tomorrow because the weathers nice but i dont know

I used to be fucking yuuuuge wtf is happening to me. Need to get back to the gym. Dunno how much weight I lost in this weekends coke and alcho binge. Time to wise up.

Give it a rest mate

Dont click aids virus

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Got told off by mummy for buying my sister some nice clothes & delicates

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The insecure soyboy response
That man is a chad

Getting off the bed to getting those kebabs and cucks rekt

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French lad, what razor and blade do you use?

Stopped juicing innut

If you don't look at this pic and think it's weird you're trying too hard.

>I used to be fucking yuuuuge wtf is happening to me. Need to get back to the gym. Dunno how much weight I lost in this weekends coke and alcho binge. Time to wise up.

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>100ug
Just a jolly good time

My cat only likes getting affectionate when it is about to get feed. Greedy fucker hates anyone being near him the rest of the time

>silverlink
my nigga. my mum used to take me on it to visit my aunt in Kensal Rise. I remember it was a beat up green and purple train that smelled of diesel and was always late. Now the line is all shiny and full of hipsters. Things have changed man.

Honk honk

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Gotta fly anyway
SEE Y U H

100ug is fuck all realistically

Look, when you realize how fake it all is; the football, the basketball, the Lady Gaga, the Justin Bieber—you know, who gives you these carbon tax messages. They tell your kids they gotta love Justin Biebler [sic], and then Biebler [sic] says "hand in your guns", "pass the Cyber Security Act", and "the police state is good", and then your children are turned into a mindless vassals—who now, they look up to some twit, instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson, or looking up to Nikola Tesla, or looking up to Magellan; I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber! He circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet! He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal! And when they got back there was only like eleven people alive of the two hundred and something crew and the entire ship was rotting down to the waterline! That's destiny! That's will! That's striving! That's being a trailblazer and explore!

>Time to wise up

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Have a sneaking suspicion that the poster formally known as Lachlan is a nonce

>the goal gf browses Jow Forums

Found the proto-wife lads

Never juiced inna first place mane. Just stopped going to the gym, eating and began abusing my body with alcohol, drugs and a shitty sleeping schedule.

up at 6am tomoz 4 drill

Damn white people look like THIS?

ephebophilia is natural

anyone seen moni lads? she hasn't posted all day, getting quite worried

>not out right now

gen bare pissed tonight tho so dont care lol thought it was senpai visit but not til 2 day maybe 3

Up at 7am because im a big boy now

will someone post a pic of tim

Drilling opps lebanon?

>bare
>senpai
kys

is it the girl who looks like Sid from Ice Age

Do you not know who Eric Hitchmo is?

been busy at this mad gay orgie the past few days
arsehole needs a breather 2bh

vocaroo.com/i/s1ImZXKQQxnj

actual big choon

youtube.com/watch?v=XWpeq3DgGAo

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>Schizonigger has left the chat

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Waiting for a knock on the door from police, I went round to the guy who my ex cheated with (he knew i was her bf at the time) and slashed him all over the face with a razorblade on either side of a 50p, I'd heard because of the way it cuts with 2 lines that close together they can't stitch it up right cause the needle cant stitch onto the middle strip and it leaves them with terrible scars

na drilling out on parade square but its gash cos doing sword drill but got no swords so just have to pretend 2 hold them lol

based

I GOTTA TESTIFY

COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKIN EXTRA FLY

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Stopped using headphones as they were slowly reshaping my skull

are you a non-white

The military really be out here play fighting with imaginary swords smdhhhh broken Britain

off to watch his sissy bbc hypno porn more like. a staple viewing of neo-nazi types

raah das peak

lmao it really do be like that

Cyberpunk or Medieval?

What’s Lebanon at these days the thick skulled ape

GF said another man's name in her sleep lads

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em makes so many people seethe

kdwow is putting on some SERIOUS timber

Two incels gonna raise up some mixed incels

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pics of the 50p or you're lying

Haha mental

>with a razorblade on either side of a 50p
don't get how the fuck this would work

ems a real one and it makes incels seethe dammmm...

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Think of all the people she knows and random names she knows in her mind. Nothing to worry about but look into it...

>vapourwave
why didn't you livestream it? you should have just punched him, that would be assault, slap on the wrist, this is GBH now
Why doesn't she get FFS?

she said my name

Are you thick?

25,000 in que to log in lads

totally missed this yeah

White mans burden

greggs and the local pub are the only churches I recognise

65kg actually

i dont need that pic of tim anymore

1 scoop of whey and a handful of pistachios before bed lads

gets me nice and sleepy and gives my body fuel to repair itself