/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

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>he hasn't heard of the neanderthal predation theory
wew lad

that doesn't answer the question tho
they're a different species so it's not
but they're basically us so it is

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>different species of human
That’s redundant. If it’s human then it’s cannibalism, not human not cannibalism

>they're a different species so it's not
they were still sapient beings tho
also there's generally a taboo against eating other primates anyway

youtu.be/ZEXic7y1X-Y
prime colonialboomer vid lads

People are inconsistent as fuck deciding what’s taboo and what isn’t. Like people will eat pigs that are as smart as a dog but won’t eat a dumb cat because they’re used to seeing it as a pet. I’ll eat a monkey any day if it’s cooked right

enjoy your fucking bush disease i guess

Why are you Walmart loving southerners so obese?

would rather be obese than what i am now
at least i could just diet down from being obese

Well see I didn’t know that shit. If there’s good reason to not eat something then don’t eat it but people always say “muh pets” or “muh intelligent animals” as excuse

>I'll eat a monkey any day
Ebola-Chan thanks you for your service.

>as excuse
in the case of neanderthals, the intelligent animals thing isn't an excuse. if you're going to eat a neanderthal then you might as well be eating a modern human

>i didn't know that
how could you not know that? eating bushmeat is one of the primary ways that africans get all of their various fucked up diseases

What’s Neanderthals have to do with my bitching?
And I didn’t know that because I don’t spend my idle time researching African poxes

Are you short?

why not?

thought you were neglecting to namefag

>i don't spend my time researching african bush illnesses
dire

among other things

The only way to find out for sure is to produce a Neanderchild using cloning like they want to do with mammoths. There's some disease that cannibals get, so let's eat the Neanderthal kid and see if we get it.

wolves prey on dogs, and even other wolves from other packs
neanderthal predation theory is that neanderthals hunted and ate early man and there are some neanderthal gravesites where the bones show signs of butchering for cannibalism or ritual defleshing, which could have been a burial rite but who knows
UMA DELICIA
people shouldnt eat cats because theyre disgusting animals

oh but to answer the question, it wouldn't be cannibalism if a neanderthal ate a human, but it would be an intelligent being eating another intelligent being
but they prolly ate eachother anyways so...

>they’re disgusting animals
So are pigs. And most of the animals we eat weren’t raised in the most hygienic conditions or eating the most healthy food

you don't get kuru just from eating other people, the person you eat has to already have it or have a mutation that makes the prions

pigs are fairly clean, they're disgusting when they live in a muddy pig sty, which is usually muddy to keep them cool
can meat is also full of ammonia and tastes slightly like catshit/piss smells

cat meat*

they were apex predators, but that theory doesn't make much sense. there are too many other things they could hunt, they wouldn't make a habit of going after the only thing equal in intelligence to them; that has the ability to use tactics and fight back using tools. That'd be idiotic, and we know these """people""" weren't idiots.

Predators don't even taste good.

I taste fantastic

>we know these """people""" weren't idiots.
we don't know that
people are retards
people used to be violent as shit too
its not too far of a stretch to think that some of the neanderthals were violent retards

sexual predators are actually beta males sweetie

not all violent retards hunt and eat human beings

there is mild evidence to support they were cannibalistic on more than one occasion, makes sense they would eat someone from another tribe before their own when times were scarce

>all that wine and cheese
bet gauls are SOUR and SALTY

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got a job bud

>tfw you derailed /phalluscreek/ into a debate about some Joe Rogan-tier broscience hypothetical yet again
the perfidious jinyan is /dildosink/'s apex predator

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/cockloch/ is meant for conversations of dubious nature
if you disagree ur a fucken janny
and FUCK jannies

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the perfidious virginian can never, EVER hope to match the shitflinging that arises when the finn and i start talking about the iniquities of the church and the degeneracy of protestantism

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Just ate steak and collards. Feeling sleepy.

nies

Where can I get a blonde MILF gf to take care of me

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bardzo dobrze!

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>Feeling sleepy

It's the deadly allergy kicking in, alert someone immediatly

I am alerted

>yet another day that I'm not in the Habsburg CSA timeline

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>mfw somebody uses a Crapple iPoop to post in my thread

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hate trannies

Georgian here. Way down below the mason Dixon line, that's where the honey suckles are in twine.

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no anime

I like these ducks.
Yeah son
It passed

yeehaw

youtube.com/watch?v=SE1bL2bHe_w

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sweet dreams are made of these

>tfw first teeth brushing after buying a new toothbrush
my chompers feel like fine polished marble

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really want to go to a Subway and just say "I'd like to purchase a sandwich" and refuse to answer any further questions they ask me

could also do the same thing at a car dealership (but ask for a car, not a sandwich)

I'm sure the dealer would be happy to let you sign six million percent interest on the oldest car on the lot

>walk into a subway
>tell them like I would to purchase a sandwich featured on their menu
>they ask me how I want it
>tell them I want the way its made in the picture
>they repeat the inquiry
>tell them to make it just the way its shown
>they repeat the inquiry
>just walk out

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they probably meant what length

they would've clarified what they were asking if that was the case

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happened to me too

Delhi here what’s up boys

can't tell if skunk or if I sharted

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a true American problem

ayy what's up with the nip flag

why would anybody be unable to tell that they shit their pants?

>Hold on, bro. Give me a second. I just need to report these anti-semitic posts.

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Has anyone here ever eaten polk salad?

guess not

Wiggity

show bob

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are you home yet

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>rape queue
Never played this game, will never understand it

who ever took this screenshot is the uttermost retarded person ever to walk this earth
>takes a picture of a screen
>gets saved as jpeg
>transfer the file to pc
>encode it into png
>yup 4MB sounds like quality

christ stop being so autistic

AY YO GIB DAT

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@conway

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for me its jude 7

Ever since I started loving the nation of Israel my life has become much better. My boss is no longer complaining about my work, I'm feeling full of energy, my kids' grades went up, I have more sex with my wife and all of my debts are magically erased!
When will you start loving the nation of Israel?

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mmm TOAST

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we should kill the finn

ive got something you'd kill for
*unzips benis*

when we played minecraft together, I thought your actual name was finn, not because you were the finn from the thread

ok

also fuck you

i would give two dozen whiplashes for any woman with visible cleavage
also i saw you faggots talking like evolution is real in the last thread

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muh neanderthals man

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