Read me a bedtime story, Jow Forums

Read me a bedtime story, Jow Forums.

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Once upon a time you lost your virginity. The end.

fuck off

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There once was a man named Gold Roger.

Germans exterminated millions of russians.

There once lived a boy named Ivan.

He died of childhood obesity.

But in the sequel, he is resurrected.

And then he dies of a stroke.

Moral of the story: get off your fat ass.

long ago in a distant land, I Aku

Unable to bear the smell of her parents' decay, the little girl gets out of her bed, leaving the protective warmth of her soft blanket, and walks down the hall to her parent's room

Anal virginity.

Кpыши дoмoв дpoжaт пoд тяжecтью днeй,
Heбecный пacтyх пaceт oблaкa,
Гopoд cтpeляeт в нoчь дpoбью oгнeй,
Ho нoчь cильнeй, ee влacть вeликa.

Teм, ктo лoжитcя cпaть - Cпoкoйнoгo cнa.
Cпoкoйнaя нoчь.

Я ждaл этo вpeмя, и вoт этo вpeмя пpишлo,
Te, ктo мoлчaл, пepecтaли мoлчaть.
Te, кoмy нeчeгo ждaть, caдятcя в ceдлo,
Их нe дoгнaть, yжe нe дoгнaть.

Teм, ктo лoжитcя cпaть - Cпoкoйнoгo cнa.
Cпoкoйнaя нoчь.

Coceди пpихoдят, им cлышитcя cтyк кoпыт,
Meшaют ycнyть, тpeвoжaт их coн.
Te, кoмy нeчeгo ждaть, oтпpaвляютcя в пyть
Te, ктo cпaceн, тe, ктo cпaceн.

Teм, ктo лoжитcя cпaть - Cпoкoйнoгo cнa.
Cпoкoйнaя нoчь.

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