Real incel hours edition
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Connor Brooks
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Adrian Allen
Is that really Doug?
Brody Phillips
Back from Creamfields lads
James Hughes
the goal
Chase Cooper
Lucas Martinez
Lol i tried making one also with 2 gillete fusions on either side but i gave up
Adrian Cox
fedpol adding "50p" to the red flag list
Brody Hughes
Shankman
Nathaniel Bell
just went for a beer with my mate and i asked him out the blue what's the worst thing hes done
1. he got a blowjob from his sister when he was 12 and he thinks she's never had sexual contact since
2. he sent a letter to his maid when he was 17 threatening to tell his parents that she tried to rape him unless she had sex with him, she then in turn beat the shit out of him and never told anyone fortunately for him
James Martinez
come with us now on a journey through time and space
Caleb Gray
going to be making a new synthetic which simply disintegrates all neural pathways and makes you a vegetable.
Ryder Peterson
how old was his sister
Jace Nelson
Oi m8 u got a loicence for that 50p?
Lincoln Bell
I'll be tester
Jace Evans
Jason Kelly
same age
Luis Jackson
>nigerian quadruplets
imagine the smell
Ian Miller
Woah look at that nigger what the fuck
Noah Fisher
did he cum in her mouth
did she swallow
Jordan Brown
Just got on the scale.
5'10 and I am 160 lbs (11 stone 4 lbs)
No need for the fat boy jokes I've heard them all before.
Diet starts tomorrow.
What is best to do - pure cardio or do I just lift like a madman?
Joshua Gonzalez
50p lad strangely quiet now
Ian Carter
what's the worst thing youve done
Carter Clark
>to his maid
an yes vile sick tarquin freaks
Ayden Jenkins
>look back through my old convos on FB
>see convo i had when i was 17 and messaged an incredibly fit girl in A levels out of nowhere, because i was drunk at the time
>made smalltalk with her, talking about college, she was fine to chat even after i explicitly said i messaged her because i thought she was attractive
>the next day, after a night's sleep and sobering up, i apologised completely for having messaged her and making a fool of myself, she said it was fine, but then i never contacted her again
>years later, looking through this convo, i realise i could have just kept chatting to her and it could have gone somewhere
STUPID STUPID STUPID
Dylan Ward
>and this, kiddies, is how you anal prolapse!
Josiah Collins
50p lad assembling the old trusty razor and coin when he sees the police walking towards him
hacked my female friends icloud and blackmailed her with her nudes because she didnt date me
Noah Ortiz
James Reyes
She owes the NHS 500,000 pounds, just one of many who the NHS won’t go after for fear of racism accusations
Grayson Perry
what does this have to do with british culture?
Brody Sanchez
In all honesty I’ve never done anything proper evil or devious, I’m quite a nice and morally upright person.
John Campbell
just got given 50p change in greggs
Noah Russell
the negro health service
Hunter Roberts
50p added to the filter list
Hudson Roberts
Caleb Taylor
Joseph Collins
The NHS is British culture you mong
Caleb Lopez
manlet has the best face tbf
James Rogers
>2 cigs left
DIRE
Sebastian James
The circle of mogging
Samuel Smith
Working class cobber here, only had a budget Filipina maid growing up
Logan Martinez
canada is gay and hardly a country 50p
Jose King
just tried the ol 50p trick with a 2 pound coin and it couldn't cut anything
guess it needs exactly 50p to work
Ayden Reed
Yes lads it's time
Tyler Gray
>go on user, take a big whiff!
>so what does it smell like?
Matthew Ramirez
wow classic? nah, not for me
Juan Edwards
Fuck up you mutant
Elijah King
*slashes her toes off with an improvised 50p shank*
Jack Cook
youtu.be
Literally me
Carter Richardson
Would bat that out of the way and start shagging her mouth her on the spot
Hunter Bailey
she knows she's got great feet
Easton Reed
Did know Asians could have noses like that
Brody Carter
Angel Young
Do brits do this to their "chips" lmao nonces
Henry Turner
*unsheathes calipers*
*carefully measures her big-toe to second-toe ratio*
hmm
Christopher Watson
Watching BlackedRaw lads
Joseph Mitchell
She'd like that as well
Jayden Moore
Oh wooooow did the car do the thing?
Logan Brooks
Austin Garcia
>she knows she's got great feet
Nicholas Taylor
Shut up
Hunter Russell
that's a Belgian thing dumb cunt focus on your own continent
Logan Perry
yo what the fuck is poutine tho
Julian Rivera
Slag posting hours?
Kevin Bailey
bit of a bastard me
Matthew Edwards
same thing as far as I'm concerned. You both yodel and wear clogs. Gay.
Nicholas Jones
Nathaniel Roberts
Is there a worse city in the UK than Birmingham?
>full of pakis
>horrible accent
>no culture
>no landmarks, most notable thing to see is a statue outside a shopping centre
>full of pikeys who larp that they are in peaky blinders
>shit football teams
Benjamin Morris
my second toe is far longer
Cameron Rogers
Jacob Evans
Look at the hairline on 2
Jaxon Thompson
2 for me
Know a lad who looks EXACTLY like 5
Julian White
It’s not cheesy chips
it’s not chips n gravy
it’s poutine
simple as
Connor Davis
birmingham has the ugliest modern buildings in the country as well
Liam Jones
not even going to dignify this by correcting you
Ethan Rivera
>He eats his "chips" with fish
Anthony White
brum mentioned
Oh someone's shitting on it
Well at least we're not being called pakis this time
Christian Cruz
Aaron Wright
chips and mayo is really nice
Joseph Lopez
>full of pakis was the first point
Justin Thomas
Asher Watson
Adrian Thomas
loooool
Nolan Bailey
Will it ever be topped?
Jaxson Phillips
that quite literally looks like vomit you uncultured swine
Dylan Bailey
once bought up mayo on chippies and a suprising amount of people were defending it
Leo Robinson
it’s peng
Hunter Brooks
Why did she do it lads
WHY
Kayden Stewart
Eli Allen
still waiting for pes4 to be topped you daft zoomer
Josiah Collins
>that quite literally looks like vomit
>posts a pic of mushy peas
you all right mate?
Lucas Turner
u've never been to england have u
Robert Ward
mayonaise is literally the gayest sauce to have on your chips.
Nolan Jenkins
yanks are obsessed with me because they're LOSERS lmaooooooooo
Ian Parker
follow her on the gram
John Campbell
not a fan personally
Josiah Williams
oh dear oh dear oh dear
Alexander Nelson
it's not British culture but it is peng tbf
Christopher Bell
Mad cause we make better food than you nonces
Joseph Green
Remoulade on my chips
Ethan Smith
it was topped by fifa 12 which was topped by slimezone football