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Shall be posting in this one

walking around

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Literally me

Back from the shower everyone

fuck yanks

ya'll cringe

He's very handsome.

i had an english coworker, i approve

yeah I'm thinking this is the one

might legitimately just ask a few female acquaintances of mine if I can just squeeze their asses for a bit
that's really all I need
don't need sex, don't need a relationship just want to squeeze their asses

nah
looks like a violent douche

@sainsburys
I have never once complained about any of your products but this cheese is a crime against humanity. It tastes like an old bit of halloumi that’s been left out in a muddy puddle to mature. It is indigestible both as it is and even grated on sauce.Disgusting.

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What is the alt-right exactly?

COPE

that's what handsome is

losers

>he looks good there for he's a bad person

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pissed in my ex lol

snap
thing is, you yanks probably have superior numbers rn. You've got the advantage to only post in the yank made thread. If that thread got more posts than this one, people would use it
The failure of the yanks to organise successfully as a group, and instead only follow what their British masters do, is why yanks are second class citizens in these threads

virgins

Mental how good Suede are

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anyone who doesn't want their son's dick sliced off

incels, nazis, gamergaters etc basically all the biggest losers and weirdos of society

Most definitions of it refer to it as a political movement starting in the late 2000s that challenged more moderate forms of conservatism and tends towards xenophobia, racism, antisemitism, and/or other attitudes normally repudiated by more moderate conservatives.

as of right now?
Just cringe

nah
I've dealt with those kinds of people before
dickheads the lot of them

it was mostly young men delving into conservative ideology but rejected mainstream milquetoast republicanism
it failed by its inability to form any new long lasting political movement
any other definition of "alt-right" has an agenda rather than is attempting to point out what it was

cringe post

Tanning lad here. Just got back from a 20 minute session.

mega COPE

why are english fish so small lol

spank me master :3

not in the slightest lol

lads it's gotten out of control. i'm now looking at google maps street view of a villa i stayed at with my ex on holiday in spain

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Yellow girls are easy for whites
Brown girls are easy for whites
Yellow+Brown (aka ASEAN) are the easiest of them all

Judgemental mong, you're the only dickhead

is it on the beach?

might do a bit of erp later

na

I really need an ass in my hand to squeeze and knead

i forgive you for neglecting her user

playing wario land 4 on a gba emulator

and you're the one screaming "cope" and getting upset
I think someone's feelings have been hurt by my comments :)

flatmates not in?

pfff who cares

nah
I've dealt with those kinds of people before
dickheads the lot of them

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why are you using the term "flatmates"?

Every yank that posts in /brit/

had 3 on my GBC
never beat the clown boss at the end

>he's here

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Alri whatever m8

Sorry I hurt your gay little feelings loser

My penis is so pathetic
Couldn't satisfy a modern woman if I tried

Very typical yank post

just tried bbq sauce on chicken
not a damn clue why i didn't do it before it's delish

Has Faith Goldy got her top bollocks out yet?

been told i look like a cross between alain delon and jason statham

who?

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hope you used the kind with hfcs

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Got every yank here under my thumb and got them dancing to my tune

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Been told I have a tongue like a vibrating dildo.

yeah ofc are you fucking kidding
I can't even consume it if I wanted to that cancer causing crap makes me piss out of my ass

Emma Watson has smelly butt gas.

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grind on me daddy

what do you plan on consuming for your first meal tomorrow?

Where you licking his arse or blowing him?

do you have trouble eating because of it?

miss the old days

She really needs to get rid of some of that facial hair. bleaching isnt enough. Can still see shes got a fucking goatie at max zoom.

What I wouldn’t give to have an all night romp with her.

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Been told being gay has actually been decriminalised.

was in tube station other day and kept imagining the trains were penises going in a fanny
like the rickety rackety noise the rails make when its flying in you know what i mean was imagining that those were the moans, then seeing the train flying into the tunnel was it entering the fanny, the people on the tube were individual sperm cells. the fanny of central london in many respects

truly eye opening it was

Happy for you

Have sex

i did on the morning

So lads whose your favourite chaturbate model?

She will file restraining order soon

so what you're saying is that the tube spaffed you out onto the tissue that is the london streets

ye into the offices and that

just spaffed on a nigger

twerkingbaby

Ur_Mum69x

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this makes the brit sissy seethe

>I want you to fuck me with your cock
What did Emma mean by this?

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Don't understand any of that shite being said

Dont speak french

but you're still seething from it, right?

why do french people only shower once per week

My wife is poisoning me! I am finding track marks in my arm when I wake up from bed and my wife isn't there. I don't know what to do because if she knew that I knew I am really going to die. For now I am sleeping in a motel and trying to figure this out.

Don't even know what it is

>why do french people only shower once per week
so THIS is the world famous American banter

sure, but you're seething aren't you?

Think I'll make some croquettes tomoz

Whenever I feel bad about my failures with women I fap and I'm over it

Thank God for this failsafe

Don't have a reason to

Watching Mr Carlson's Lab