My ancestor?

>your odd shaking chancellor
Yea, fuck Merkel. I don't care.

>the EU is essentially American
>American companies and culture dominates everything about your daily life
>you even flipped the truth and are claiming we stole everything
It's so sad that you think you are the ruler of the world. You are a shithole and nobody takes you serious. Tell me, what is American culture and what is American history?

>guess we'll be here for quite a bit longer then for "protection" of course
You are in charge of some shitty NATO "air base" and that's it.

>It's so sad that you think you are the ruler of the world. You are a shithole and nobody takes you serious. Tell me, what is American culture and what is American history?
American Culture and American history is world culture and world history, we have shaped the world in our imagine in such a significant way that American culture and history has become completely normalized in all countries and therefore indistinguishable, you read our books, you eat our food, you learn our history yet you still claim we have no culture while you live under it, it has become so normal to you, you don't even know you're practicing American culture, it's honestly pathetic.

>You are in charge of some shitty NATO "air base" and that's it.
>NATO
kek, isn't that what the entirety of Europe relies on us for?

I always hated Americans, but seeing from this thread, they're actually kinda based and know how to make the g*Rms seethe with hard FACTS AND LOGIC

Keep it up!

Oh my god. Who do you think you are? This is so sad. You've not even been to Europe once, right? You only know your American trash and think the whole word loves it. Poor soul.

>you read our books
People read Goethe, Schiller, Kant, Nietzsche, etc.
I don't know any noteworthy American literature which shaped the world

>you eat our food
No, I don't eat burgers.

>you learn our history
PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA, now it's really, really, really getting ridiculous. The only thing about American history you get taught in school is that it was Native American land before.

Who do you think you are?
Better than you, colonial

This is so sad. You've not even been to Europe once, right?
No need

The rest of your post is absolute autism, you should feel ashamed it took you 10 minutes to sperg out this like this, really, if you were angry you should have just resorted to your more predictable meaningless insults, which you did but, you also tried to say you don't eat burgers as a response to you don't eat our food, then you went on to deny everything by using yourself as an example instead of the German people as a whole, because Germans love to go from all of Europe to one man alone, whichever suits them best I suppose.

your post is predictable bro

>you also tried to say you don't eat burgers as a response to you don't eat our food
What else is American food?

You still can't describe what American culture and American history is. You are not as important as you think. Maybe you can impress Mexicans with that shit, but that's it.

American food is all modern food, everything you're eating is practically American made, name one dish that isn't American, infact, try to name something you do culturally that is different from us i'd all, go ahead i'll wait.

Go off hans

Mettbrötchen (raw pork on bread), Schnitzel and Bratwurst are still the most favorite dishes in Germany. You can build 1.000.000 McDonald stores here and it will not change.

>name something you do culturally that is different from us
Volksfeste, Trachten, Schützenvereine, Burschenschaften, etc.

also
>name something you do culturally
Culture is not only something you "do". It's also about cultural goods like the Nibelungenlied, Minnesang, Fachwerkhäuser, traditional German architecture, Märchen, etc. A long time of tradition which is part of our mentality and culture.

From what I can tell, no one these 'Unique' German 'cultural' traits deter too much from the American culture, everyone has their own festivals and celebrations, even I do as a Chicano, we all eat different foods and go to different parties sometimes, maybe we might play different sports, but there are essentially not deterrents from American culture as a whole and sort of take the backseat