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Real Yank Hours

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Yank or wank?

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mental how captain america is captain britain now

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oh no its not 30 degrees silly me no no no it's 31 degrees isnt that just smashing

Stayed up all night playing wow. Got toil in half an hour

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smash that mf post button

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Wish there was perhaps a website where the reality that those in charge have carefully constructed for me could be torn down. Just desperately pray for such a site.

off to toil lads hope I crash the car and die

>Yanks get absolutely dominated by Doug
>R-r-real y-yank hours
State of these creatures

How are you going to have power to work?

Me and the mandem

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dont say that lad

shut up and take the pain. TAKE THE PAIN.

don't say that mate

Shut up yank

Could be worse

t. definitely NOT Doug

forgot about this might go play it now

big fan of 30 degrees
For me 28-29 is the perfect temperature. Nice and warm but not hot

Ring in sick the rest of the week

Yanks: The ping-haired tranny freak
Me: The lad slamming him

imagine losing a fight to a tranny

I want just one night in bed with this beauty. One night is all I ask.

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Broke: wanting to die in a car crash

Woke: wanting to die sacrificing yourself to stop a mass shooting/terrorist attack, dying a hero's death and having your memory cherished by your family forever

Bing bing
Yahoo

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You know she is a rapefugee loving leftist right?

true but it is too hot
we've got a clown in

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Yank having yet another gay grandiose fantasy of being a hero again

Glad you thought I was funny lad but nah was being sincere

Jow Forums.org/pol/
Be sure to be an obnoxious faggot and ruin every board by making ever discussion about art, philosophy, or even just videogames to be about jews and the white race, a race which you are not part of.
Now go away and get shot while sharting in the mart.

>you must agree with someone’s politics before you can have sex with them

>unironically using the word 'rapefugee'
cringe

30 degrees is too hot. you know how i know that? because i am burnt, lad. because yesterday it was 30 degrees. probably 26-29 for most of the day but peak 31. the day before that it was maybe 28. too hot. burnt. skin burning in the sun. doesn't happen in winter does it lad

>he fears death

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be the change you want to see in the world

Watching a Werner Herzog doco and yanks can't shut up

You wouldn't have to worry about sunburn if you'd been tanning all summer as I recommended. But you preferred to be a pasty virgin so here we are.

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*flops my knob our onto the table*
Right, which one of you has the meat tenderizing hammer?

naturally tan me, so sunburn is no issue. cheers for the concern though lad

I don't typically get burnt at 28. In fact it's been 28 all week here (winter) and was lovely
Just two different climates lad. Trust me when you've lived through chains of +40 degree days you get over 30 pretty fast

>naturally tan me
t. Tyrone Gonzalez

I was talking to this pasty vf

what are your hobbies lads? I surf and play/paint warhammer

brain-dead queenslander

*burp*
ooh haha ooh pardon me

sounds like Утpo

Sorry Pablo but (unlike you, apparently) some of us are white.

Record music and draw when I'm not lazy haha

I'm not from queensland wtf? Hits 40+ in Sydney December and Jan all the time

i am a white man

nothing wrong with being pasty you smelly brown gimp

sydney dullard

That you Charlie?

Strong flag-post synergy here

I pick up heavy things and put them back down again

if you don't live in sydney northern beaches you're 3rd world imo

what kind of surfing

sorry mate don't ever argue with aussies in /brit/ against my moral code simple as so won't be engaging in this thread of aggravation further

gym doesn't qualify as a hobby

what level did you get top

pretty much every kind but I do enjoy longboarding on a quiet evening the most

you right my nigga it's a way of life

how good are you

I'm in a shit band and sports

If you're a yank you're third world lmao

Just heard Indonesia is relocating it's capital city as Jakarta is sinking into the ocean lads

me and my mate used to do a bit of warhammer because he has kids and wanted to share a hobby with em, and then we messed about with it for a laugh
then we were into bolt action (like warhammer but ww2) which is unironically fun as hell
now he's back on the warhammer and we haven't played bolt action in ages but i've got my british soldiers and that
he was always jerries haha the weirdo

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Aye it's pretty bants

Thirdies unite!

Really? It’s something I do for fun though, besides after toil, gym and cooking I’m only left with 2 hours free time in the evening so I don’t really have time for anything else.
I also read quite a bit if that counts

sounds fun

jakarta? i don't even know her

Reading oriental literature and Germanic epics

america is third world unironically

Looks fun lad, wish I had some mates who would be down for playing something like that.
Doubt I would find the time to paint them as well

hmmm

Pre vinyl records, classics vehicles, cookery, travel.

Wanking and philosophy

Oh and I play petanque.

That's a contradiction in terms.

thing about painting soldiers is you only need a handful of colours because it's all the same uniform
tedious to paint the same thig 100 times but as i remember warhammer's the same sometimes with your 20+ blood angels or high elves or whatever
those were my teams btw what's your army look like?

posting on imageboards

no one uses the cold war definitions of 1st 2nd 3rd world anymore though

Might take the day off work (have a method)

well what's first world then? denmark? switzerland?
don't be daft
nyc is first world as hell

have a good day

Thanks you too mate