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/brit/ edition

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boys...

Not bent, just love kissing x

classic server is full of streamers and zoomers lads

not liking this

Does anyone else like Halo? Ehs a pretty cool guy who shoots allens and doesn't afraid of anything

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based and blackpilled

love this one

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I seriously dunno how anyone can be arsed with that shit.

sun's gone

still blistering in london

24 years old NEET still living with mommy. probably still a virgin despite the amount of fragrance he uses

Poley posted a new pic lads

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so?

i rated it as incel lad lol

I have shagged once but basically yeah

Brap loading...70%

Council flat?
Not a comfy set up

holy grimoly

nice

is sarcasm a thing in france

postman just been with semen from my semen donor
got this peculiar black tinge to it
tasted like cocoa butter
mad

that's not him you bullshitting virgin freak twat
fuck off

Nah terraced house

incel lives matter

dunno

Incel!=virgin
Virgin!=incel

>virgins with gfs waiting or marriage
Vs
>deadbeat dads, widowers and spergs who lucked out

amer will not wear a dress until he is 45 when his dad dies

and he wears it to his funeral lmao

this lad genuinely thinks I'm being serious with the OP even though it's clearly une blague

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went in the sea yday and now my poo smells like pooey sea water

he'll miss the funeral because he was too busy watching american comedy shows and sorting his magic cards

/brit/
more like /shit/

trannies usually off themselves though they have high suicide rates

Any dildo lads in?

surprising the gf with business class flights

He won't wear a dress at all he's a paki terrorist apologist who fuck kids and has a "I'm a tranny" gimmick that dickheads in here play up to.

how much more expensive are they than economy

so this is the power of the angloid

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All the women like to use my cock like a dildo so.

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I'm 18 and last year me and my boy friend (that's my friend who is also a boy not my boyfriend that would be gross haha) kissed a bit haha then I started taking off his clothes lol, then I said wouldn't it be gross if you put my mouth on my dick. he actually did it haha such a funny guy. but things went a bit too far and I jizzed on his face haha, he likes to stick with the joke and swallowed it all gotta love his dedication haha. It's okay though we said no homo right after haha. it's kind of an in joke now and he blows me all the time hahah no homo

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In London obviously, puke

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i mean it's just one poster with a french flag. what do you want me to say?

Why are gays so GAY?

Sheed's
Formerly Rorke's

absolute cringe

a generalised blanket statement about the entire french population

dad's funeral was today at 1:30am so I aimed to awake by 11pm to give me time to epilate and get an arizona burger meal beforehand

actually woke up at 3 so decided to watch youtube videos for 6 hours instead

got a text from my brother saying my dad's dying wish was for me to get a haircut

ordered a new video game on amazon

Creasing

frenchmen don't get sarcasm based on that one french poster

consider balconing

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a great cheers mate

Spend yesterday sanding down loads of wood, made sure I had a mask on but still ended up with dust up my nose.
Think I have a chest infection today. Feel like absolute shit. Can hear my lungs dying.

Need to buy a new suit for toil
Thighs are too chunky from squatting so only sleazy looking polyester suits from Zara fit my legs

literally need two horses 6 coppers and a fence to contain one englishman. how are we so great?

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Only gayboys buy expensive suits anyway.

j u m p

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get a tailored suit.

>he said on /brit/ at 10:30am on a day of toil

just woke up lads
good job it's a bank holiday lol

My thighs are going to get thicker so i dont want to waste lots of money on a temporary solution

Going to india in winter. Might see if i can see a tailor there

Plunging 100m from a Benidorm hotel is how I plan to go out lad.
I will leave you all my possessions if you scoop up my guts off the pavement.

LOL. That'll be a stroke down the line.

I reckon Emma Watson wants to ride my cock.

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>When I visited the bathroom, a Pakistani looking person I hadn’t spoken to before, at the urinal, threateningly said something along the lines of “don’t look at my dick, gay boy”. I then ran into a cubicle.

its just bantz please user don't i love you

I reckon I want to ride Emma Watson's cock

Based

>Finsbury Park mosque terrorist 'batters Muslim paedophile in jail attack while shouting 'fucking Allahu Akbar' '

you ruined it now you fucking idiot

*THWUMP*

AHHH MY KNOB!!!

Goona do it wearing union flag y-fronts

>Unfortunately, he didn't recognise the signal and didn't follow me in.

ah, so THIS is Spanish culture

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that's mexico you autist

sorry, couldn't tell

no it's not
be quiet

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Lol why did they throw their beer at it, all they managed to do was get the dead lad covered in it

just had a big scran

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piss off faggot you know someone will have to clean that right?? stick in your island and do it there

literally mexico

stop coping pedro

fucking subhumans

You gotta do something to try and distract it from mauling that dude more but it's not like you're about to go in there yourself to do so

Go on, give it another whack!

*THWUMP*

HOOOOO AAAAHHH MY FUCKING JEB END!

aah another nominee for the Darwin awards heh

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Pain, suffering and death? Big fan.

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>play stupid games, win stupid prizes
why is this phrase so fucking popular now even taylor swift saying it

Why are LGBT cranks so utterly fucking boring? Why do they think being camp is an interesting personality trait?