the game is not written that way
>inb4 I- I am not an NPC
Did you do psychedelics?
Did you practice talking to the dead?
Did you astral travel?
Do you meditate?
Can you feel feel auras?
Did you study any ologies?
I rest my case. Stay poor McFuck
NPCs cannot make it
Jayden Watson
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Thomas Garcia
Nope
Nah
Yeah
Everyday
Yeah but I gotta practice more
I don't know what ologies are desu
Austin Ramirez
Do you smoke/drink?
Do you only have a 4 year degree?
If so, you are a npc and won't make it
Elijah Allen
>Bro I can feel your aura from here, have you aligned your chakras lately?
Austin Allen
>Did you do psychedelics?
>Did you practice talking to the dead?
>Did you astral travel?
>Do you meditate?
>Can you feel feel auras?
>Did you study any ologies?
Literally all of it is cringy bluepilled eastern shit lmao. You are the npc OP
Caleb Lopez
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Oliver Campbell
NPC's have already made it, their ignorance is bliss and their existence is irrelevant to the simulation. Only PC's matter, NPC's are empty voids with no meaning nor impact on the simulation either. It's like that scene in the matrix when Morpheus halts the simulation to make Neo aware of the woman in the red dress.
> Did you do psychedelics?
Spoken to machine elves.
> Did you practice talking to the dead?
Yes
> Did you astral travel?
Yes.
> Do you meditate?
Yes
> Can you feel feel auras?
Is this a trick question, no.
> Did you study any ologies?
What now?
Alexander Reyes
>Spoken to machine elves.
Weird thing is that it's not the first time I've heard about machine elves. Never seen them desu but I remember reading about other people that interacted with them while they were high.
Jaxon Fisher
>he fell for the drugs and muh easter religion philosophy meme
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
yuri bezmenov. Watch it, they are laughing at you
Brayden Barnes
Matrix scene: youtube.com
I met them on DMT, worth Googling about.
Camden Richardson
I've done DMT like 7-8 times, in fact, I just got some more. It's the most amazing experience I've had, but I've never seen the machine elves. I've been looking for them, I know they have something for me, maybe they'll tell me about a few low cap crypto gems, who knows?
Isaiah Wilson
Yes I can feel auras and yours are telling me you're a faggot
Bentley Moore
>machine elves
I am pretty well convinced that I shown some spiritual knowledge to some disembodied entities while smoking Salvia.
Is this the same or no?
And dont even get me started on "the dead", I played with a ouija board for about a week when I was a youngin, and that is nothing to mess around with.
Parker Price
at this point you have to wonder which is worse, being an NPC or a roleplayer
Ryan Taylor
It's way better than salvia. It's like they removed the blanket of reality and you could see the universe's machinery. It's the most spiritual experience I've had and I don't believe in anything, I call myself agnostic since I can't be certain there's nothing else. We could be in Elon Musk's simulation, who knows.
Camden Bailey
OP here. you might make it someday
have a non NPC song to celebrate
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZEd9-EnU0
Blake Scott
Thanks!
I'm not sure what's non-NPC music, but here's my best attempt to return the favor. Cheers!
Lincoln Jones
fuck this thread is making me feel depressed
thanks anons
Luke Russell
sounds like alt-boomer
have another non npc-song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTFaOxLlJCA
depression comes when your iq slightly ascends retardation. I suggest you become more retarded. avoid Jow Forums and /x/
also have some NPC music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_MXGdSBbAI
Cameron Peterson
The only thing thing i do on your list is meditation. Wim hoff method to be precise. I can tell that you are all Npcs. You soulless scripts do not know what true control of the brain is nor what willpower means.
Jose Edwards
Cool song! OK, one more try.
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Hunter Long
guess I'm just gonna kill myself now