horsham edition
/brit/
Lincoln Gray
Bentley Torres
anime
Ethan Walker
Doing the ol' 'bate over Holly Peers top bollocks. Wish she had a sex tape tbf
Jacob Thomas
Shannot
Benjamin Myers
posh scotsmen be like ach i shinae wantne do it
Julian Brooks
>The Dog & Bacon pub
Imagine the absolute seethe Muslims have over this.
Sebastian Sanchez
where there's a will, there's a wo'not
Dominic Reed
no
Camden Clark
whats your favourite /brit/ish food lads?
Sebastian Reyes
On this day in British History
>1172 – Henry the Young King and Margaret of France are crowned junior king and queen of England.
>1776 – Battle of Long Island: In what is now Brooklyn, New York, British forces under General William Howe defeat Americans under General George Washington.
>1793 – French Revolutionary Wars: The city of Toulon revolts against the French Republic and admits the British and Spanish fleets to seize its port, leading to the Siege of Toulon by French Revolutionary forces.
>1798 – Wolfe Tone's United Irish and French forces clash with the British Army in the Battle of Castlebar, part of the Irish Rebellion of 1798, resulting in the creation of the French puppet Republic of Connacht.
>1810 – Napoleonic Wars: The French Navy defeats the British Royal Navy at the battle of the Grand Port, preventing them from taking the harbour of Grand Port on Île de France.
>1896 – Anglo-Zanzibar War: The shortest war in world history takes place (09:02 to 09:40), between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar.
>1900 – Britain's first long distance bus service begins between London and Leeds, the journey took 2 days.
>1914 – World War I: Battle of Étreux: A British rearguard action by the Royal Munster Fusiliers holds off the Germans during the Great Retreat.
>1956 – The nuclear power station at Calder Hall in the United Kingdom was connected to the national power grid becoming the world's first commercial nuclear power station to generate electricity on an industrial scale.
>1979 – The Troubles: Eighteen British soldiers are killed in an ambush by the Provisional Irish Republican Army near Warrenpoint, Northern Ireland. An IRA bomb also kills British royal family member Lord Mountbatten and three others on his boat at Mullaghmore, Republic of Ireland.
Ayden Reyes
pork pie
Blake Brooks
Josiah Diaz
Is 50p lad in the slammer yet?
Nathan Jones
Jayden Bell
Banoffee pie
Camden Price
Was just thinking to myself "I'd be too distracted by those tits to watch the match" then realised i'd been staring at the pic for a few mins haha
Oliver Allen
*that bit in All My Life by Foo Fighters that goes "done, done and I'm onto the next one" plays on a loop as I work my way through several boxes of mcnuggets*
Jaxson Thomas
Mans just chilling with a zoot ygm
Blake Smith
she wants a lad in a sainsburys uniform
Samuel Green
Absolutely love Halo, original trilogy + Reach and a big lore buff, did not care for Halo 5 (where your picture is from) but thus far am impressed and optimistic about Infinite
Thomas Harris
alright, zo3y, you just couldn't keep away, eh?
Thomas Evans
>Great Retreat
Jeez, couldn't you have... retreated a little more?
Jason Nelson
Great post as always
>1979 – The Troubles: Eighteen British soldiers are killed in an ambush by the Provisional Irish Republican Army near Warrenpoint, Northern Ireland. An IRA bomb also kills British royal family member Lord Mountbatten and three others on his boat at Mullaghmore, Republic of Ireland.
fuor
Lucas Nguyen
someone hat this virgin ->
Isaac Scott
do yanks not have this?
Adam Butler
Can absolutely assure you my lad that I am not virginal
Connor Diaz
good post
Aiden Williams
>someone hat this virgin ->
Dominic Harris
Woke up today with the shtis ffs, or at least the feeling i've got the shits but when i went to the toilet its just a solid poo. really upsetting. feel terrible. Good thing about having a gf is you can call her round to look after u
Jonathan Adams
nah, got too much fruit in it
Jayden Cruz
– Anglo-Zanzibar War: The shortest war in world history takes place (09:02 to 09:40), between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar.
Based, showed those wogs what for.
Alexander Nelson
see:
Lucas Roberts
What's your point, bitch tits?
Robert James
Yes.
Jayden Gray
For me, it's a toast sanga
Alexander Reyes
>minding my own business at work
>some 6ft twat comes up to me and asks what I can bench
>never been to a gym so I paniced
>girls behind him are starting to laugh
>open my mouth, but the words won't come out
>start chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
>the clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
>snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Christian Rodriguez
all good, to each their own lad no hard feelings from my end
Sebastian Barnes
that banoffee pie is god tier dessert
Brody Bailey
off to the 212, anyone want owt
Aiden Foster
video games are a white mans hobby
Dylan Green
>Based, showed those wogs what for.
Mason Butler
all my life i’ve searching for something something never comes always leads to nothing nothing satisfies but i’m getting close, closer to the prize at the end of the road
all night long i dream of the day, when it comes around and is taken away, leaves me with the feeling that i’m feeling most, feel like i’m alive when i see your ghost
Adrian Thomas
>video games are a white childs hobby
Nolan Green
then why are all the good ones made by japs?
Brody Hughes
Classic gimmick
William Jackson
>dessert
Southern poof.
Evan Gray
what’s she going to do, help you shit? rub your belly?
Luke Smith
>Classic gimmick
Logan Butler
A jobless couple?
Charles Robinson
They're a servant race, creating entertainment for the white mans consumption.
Nicholas Price
east mids mate, just brought up in a well off family
Luke Roberts
what's hippin and happening lads
Samuel Watson
>just brought up in a well off family
Connor Lee
Whoops, let me translate that in your northern tongue:
>down t'coal mine, banoffee pie 'tis right good, pal
Northern MUG.
Asher Hernandez
Hello lads.
Elijah Rogers
cor
Ian Roberts
seething
Cameron Thomas
>hippin
Jackson Jones
don’t like how expensive EE are
they’re the only network that work smdh
Leo Robinson
Mason Sullivan
retired
Robert Jones
Andrew Lee
>Northern MUG
Adam Bennett
'avin' a cheeky soy based beverage, me
William Morales
he's got one eye on us and one eye on his kebab
Justin Cooper
horsham more like horSHITE
Brody Baker
>seething
Cooper Martinez
Mmm
Jose Robinson
bbc.co.uk
A group of metal detectorists had to go to hospital after unknowingly eating cakes apparently spiked with cannabis in a village called High Melton.
Some 13 men and women fell ill at the rally in Doncaster on Saturday night.
A detectorist spokesman said: "People could have died.
Cooper Kelly
>those quarter reps
yikes, atleast he's having a go. i hope he's eating a lot, lot more too. you can't just put muscle on by lifting alone.
Luis Wilson
blacks love fps anime and sci fi games la
Kayden Morris
found a good Virgin media SIM deal but don’t want Virgin at the top of my phone screen constantly
Robert Reyes
Any Sophie Ellis Bextor man in?
Lincoln Cruz
would anyone mind if i said something a bit racist?
Jackson Stewart
>i hope he's eating a lot
Angel Reed
thats a woman
Nathaniel Smith
blacks love platform fighting games (street fighter, tekken, etc) and sports games (fifa, nba, etc) more t b h
Joshua Turner
Not me lad x
Asher Ward
sports are also childish. There is nothing wrong with a little childishness. There is a problem with manchildren gamer gimps but thats a different thing
japs are honourary
Wyatt Allen
/brit/, this is your only warning: stay away from my darling camel blossom Emma or feel the cold sting of my scimitar
Asher Wright
add fortnite, apex and destiny and youre spot on
Dbz fighting games are peak kino for darkies
Bentley Gray
hello mate hows it going
Brody Davis
Hudson Johnson
looks like a couple of Labour Voters
Andrew Roberts
she the 'murder on the dancefloooor' lass?
Carter Lee
dominating the prem with my Goat Serbian ibra regen and mbrappe up top
feels good mayne
Justin Young
>nigger!
Thomas Mitchell
as long as you dont mind judgement at jannies hand
Eli Hill
nigger!
Brayden Wood
other early new full of jfs
Ethan Butler
do wish youd said this earlier lad
Jackson Gonzalez
what was sir anthony hopkins going for here?
Levi Powell
Now for my dumpies
Easton Thomas
Feeling ill lad here, finally got all the crap out god that feels better, left a fetid pile in thy bogge
Liam Martin
what a bizarre thread
did he forget to link it
Jonathan Reed
rorke's manic state when he sees a black person
Jose Jenkins
Alright. Went out with my social worker today. Damn there's some nice birds around Burleigh heads beach. I'd much rather be hanging with the two women that got me drunk 2bh.
Kevin Baker
technically there is a b in /brit/ so we're never really being racist outside of /b/
Gabriel Allen
interesting
why was the post deleted
Carson Fisher
Yeah.