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british girl on vacation
yank dicks are just better
I'm a yank dick whore now

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I dunno but gay shagging is socially accepted here
I went there to drink once and got hit on by dudes so I asked a friend and she said yeah that's the park all the poofs go to bum each other at night
I did get a free beer out of it though this old dude gave it to me. Didn't even talk just nodded at each other and clinked cans

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third coffee of the day

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It has went from social ruin and unthinkable to have sex with black men to cool and acceptable in one generation

Godspeed You! Poo Emperor
write that one down lads

People like me should not be allowed out the house

nip lad be more careful next time

toilberg was absolutely FUMING when I quit today lads

told them i’m considering leaving the industry all together and they didn’t know what to say, very liberating brothers we are own men

haha all the lads are here
*closes tab*

Like touching the tops of womens boobs more than cupping them underneath, you know when they wear tank tops and you just put your hand on their pudgy exposed breast haha feels nice

no

>British girl on vacation
>vacation

Hmmmm

can see a nipple get him janny

>Asian twinks
Hnngghh

the old guy is seriously more handsome

>It has went

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for me it's squeezing girl's asses

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>there must be more to this image set where he starts sucking that old dracula creep off
phwoar

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read the spectator for its london restaurant reviews

has there ever been a more based individual in these threads?
just thinking about him makes me flush

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fidda not have reported me only looked at the thumbnail wahey

Alright, I mean I'm sure he'll get re-elected so let's see if he sticks with his build a wall as a solution to the US' economical and employment problems.

you know something was made by thaigimp by the forced inclusion of his own shit gimmicks

just went off the deep end

Should really be out on a day like this but I cant really be bothered 2bh, What should I do lads?

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dude i'm totally on vaycay here in seattle

more of a lachie man personally

petersweden on the right

get a job

keep getting fucking bitten fuck off man go home

does turt still post, not seen his face posted in forever

very peng but wtf happened to her tits, look like my grans

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thinking recently perhaps i might enjoy having a boyfriend

unsure where to find one though

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Anyone want to come to holy Island with me

free trade business idea: export yanks import slags

like oxford before he went full runt

>white school
>metal detector
lmao no

What the fuck is that lad wearing

they look quite grim in that pic for some reason

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Literally go up to ANY gay guy and he will fuck you

I might get one when I return to school

>teehee im bent btw :v

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wonder who could be behind this post...

actually my work
the background is the best 'grimsby street' i could get off google images
didnt think anyone saved it

>teehee i like to shove mens cocks up my arse btw :v

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an old gay guy once floated me the idea of marrying him because when he died I'd get his state pension for life

ed was pretty based in /brit/

/fa/ pre 2016 was best turt, the lad was basically running the place

still fucking hungover from the weekend binge lads ffs

why did he stop posting

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not sure
everyones been away recently except diego and the yank spammers (beginning to suspect theyre one mentally ill puppetmaster too)
NEED a sueposter and melvin return before the years out imo

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what is the context of this photo

Missed opportunity

I'm yet to meet a lad as based

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Paranoid parents desu, mummy would always throw a fit when she read about london wogs stabbing each other, as if that affected us when we lived in a small village.

thought i was 180cm into a cheeky 5'11 but im 177 which is fucking 5'9 and a half or however the fuck feet actually work

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he also tried to suck me off
told him I preferred blondes
was a fun and clever old cunt bit pushy though

The suggestion box is empty!

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reckon if you kept it secret and didnt capitulate to his old gay lust youd have no sociosexual repercussions and get free money

How'd you know what your gran's tits look like.

whoever made this is deranged whether it is satire or not

oh this is the UK? I thought the pic and post was mocking yank schools
>be british school child
>walk through metal detector

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i'm 5'7 but i say 5'8 to unnerve the lanklets and intimidate the weak

translation: if you get it on the DL, you'd be minted

for the non-benders ITT

10, 15 years is a long time to be turning down his fag advances every day, extremely tiresome

He was probably a serial killer but whatever

Making love to you has left me peaceful, warm and tired.

met turt earlier this year

the lad kept stealing smokes and drinks at the pub and when people would say something he’d kick off and start spitting and calling them pathetic etc

was pretty based ngl

mental how he’s about 5 feet tall and shags more than me

top

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met turt at a charity do in wagga
surprisingly down to earth

nah was pals and worked with him
used to go over and drink wine and watch movies with the old bastard

brexit

i am bent as a matter of fact
hellishly so

gf is in that pre-period horny state and wants shagging all the time but i honestly cant even be arsed in this heat

That's obviously US, I meant paranoid parents in general.

literally me last week

has there ever been a more based individual in these threads?
just thinking about him makes me flush

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met turt on a bus to berlin

lad kept vomiting from car sickness and going “oh me oh my” loudly