>USA
>First World
*inhales*
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Dominic Cox
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Angel Robinson
Shouldn't you be stockpiling food for the impending Brexit food shortage?
Sebastian Gonzalez
What an absolute shithole.
Jaxson Nguyen
You aren’t wrong, but Brexit is quite literally going to solidify your 51st State status (don’t worry, our pasteurized cheeselike product now M-E-L-T-S)
Tyler Johnson
This is unironically probably because of suicides, alcohol, and drug issues. It's gotten bad.
Jaxson Wright
laugh with us not at us
Juan Torres
"Keep America™ Great"®
Colton Thompson
Dog bless gapitalism : D
Jayden Adams
Menwhile, in the UK, you can get arrested for having the wrong opinion.
Ayden Diaz
>(don’t worry, our pasteurized cheeselike product now M-E-L-T-S)
Wow, America IS first world!
Noah Scott
It's not that bad everywhere. My state has equipped police officers with Naloxone so they can administer it to people who are overdosing. It's helped a lot.
Brody Stewart
wow so this is the power of capitalism huh
Blake Phillips
America has bigger problems than this
The Simpsons making fun of Trump, for example
Gabriel Baker
don't you let rape gangs and pedophile govt officials get off scot free daily?
Landon Evans
BASED
Isaac Thomas
Cheese here has gotten better in the past 20 years. My parents say that in the 50s-60s brie was considered very exotic, but now you can find it in most markets, and there are some tasty original cheeses produced here. Cheez whiz is fucking disgusting though.
Jaxon Watson
Yes, because the Soviet Union was famous for not being full of suicidal drunks.
Eli Martinez
Literally chimps
Charles Stewart
Actually, yes. You tend to think of the post-soviet nations as grey depressed shitholes with abnormal tobacco and alcohol consumption, but what the rest of the capitalist world consumes as an exchange for their lack of russian-style alcoholism is far worse
Noah Walker
oh no no no no no they don't do THIS do they?? They don't seriously do this???
Elijah Watson
Does this take into account median/average age? Some cancers occur more often among old people
Ian Lewis
Shouldnt you continue to be irrelevant
Xavier Cooper
Based based BASED! the only good yank is a dead yank
Parker Davis
Anthony Mitchell
Fake news
Eli Hughes
>ridiculous healthcare system
>gun crime
>drug abuse
>suicides
Yikes
Xavier Wright
Real talk, the fuck's behind this? All countries in the top 10 are generally considered good countries with high living standards. It can't be the diet either, otherwise France wouldn't be over 10 places above Germany and 21 places above the UK. So what exactly is causing this?
Bentley Cruz
wtf is wrong with american police
Elijah Lee
People live longer, and the longer you live the higher the probability you're going to die of cancer
In Russia people die at 65 and don't have the time to develop cancer
Nathan Stewart
Longer you live = higher chance of cancer
Cancer is most prevalent in older generations.
Nolan Barnes
cute cope