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hate headphone jacks
hate cables
LOVE bluetooth

you can attatch two razor blades to it and slash somebody, the resulting slash lines so close together means its impossible to stitch up and will scar badly

grim woman dont care

HATE HATE HATE charging things

cokelad

wait haha this isnt normal?

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have sex

fear inoculum in 3 days de lads

oioi alri lad

Have read and reread all the Harry Potter books

the instant I get change I literally put it in the bin or give it to someone homeless

had them for about 6 months after coming off my last lot, refuse to go back on them

What's a brain zap?

I've €200 in my wallet which has been there since about March. In case I ever get stuck somewhere when the machines go down (it has happened before).

get better taste you fucking secondary school gimp

liked the six one the most just because I liked Slughorn as a character, he should've been introduced earlier
also the malfoy bits are good

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have sex

Why does michael jackson shout HEE HEE

*blocks your path*

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why do americans always post bizarre fetish porn here

crouchies having his nachos

could turn that into 50 grand down the bookies

just that good, click here to join my team

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nation of degenerates

Why do so many american men look the same

black cap
Black tinted sunglasses
stupid beard
black shirt
cargo shorts

>chats up your 14 year old cousin

*covers myself in pork and barrels towards them*

its literally just charles

You do realize that the USA was created by Englishmen right ?

I've rarely seen anyone wear black here especially if they're wearing cargo shorts

Jeremy Corbyn says he will do everything he can to stop a no deal “bankers‘ brexit”

Why do so many british people look the same

ugly
rude
rude
ugly
sour
foetal alcohol syndrome

created your shit-heap too so pipe down schlomo

we are Englishmen by ethnicity, American by nationality

4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT?

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Hi british and northern irish brothers

wh*Toids will see NOTHING wrong with this image

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On this day in British History

>1172 – Henry the Young King and Margaret of France are crowned junior king and queen of England.
>1776 – Battle of Long Island: In what is now Brooklyn, New York, British forces under General William Howe defeat Americans under General George Washington.
>1793 – French Revolutionary Wars: The city of Toulon revolts against the French Republic and admits the British and Spanish fleets to seize its port, leading to the Siege of Toulon by French Revolutionary forces.
>1798 – Wolfe Tone's United Irish and French forces clash with the British Army in the Battle of Castlebar, part of the Irish Rebellion of 1798, resulting in the creation of the French puppet Republic of Connacht.
>1810 – Napoleonic Wars: The French Navy defeats the British Royal Navy at the battle of the Grand Port, preventing them from taking the harbour of Grand Port on Île de France.
>1896 – Anglo-Zanzibar War: The shortest war in world history takes place (09:02 to 09:40), between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar.
>1900 – Britain's first long distance bus service begins between London and Leeds, the journey took 2 days.
>1914 – World War I: Battle of Étreux: A British rearguard action by the Royal Munster Fusiliers holds off the Germans during the Great Retreat.
>1956 – The nuclear power station at Calder Hall in the United Kingdom was connected to the national power grid becoming the world's first commercial nuclear power station to generate electricity on an industrial scale.
>1979 – The Troubles: Eighteen British soldiers are killed in an ambush by the Provisional Irish Republican Army near Warrenpoint, Northern Ireland. An IRA bomb also kills British royal family member Lord Mountbatten and three others on his boat at Mullaghmore, Republic of Ireland.

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yum yum

Looks fine to me. Quite balanced and healthy.

broooooo
white parents be like, you must pay me rent Loooool

How difficult is it to find a gf that

Doesn't use social media?
Doesn't like hip-hop/rap?
Doesn't twerk?
Doesn't plaster her face is shitty make-up?
Doesn't have hair extensions or fake nails?
Doesn't have a drinking problem?

P E N G
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Yeah I agree the sixth one is the best one
Worst one is the last one imo only good bit is the battle of hogwarts

so are you guys pale or tanned

not sure

CORRRRRR

shut up virgin

all my favourite streamers are playing wow classic

bored af

Go to a mental asylum they're full to the brim

Ehhh not very

pale with a sunburn

cop or not?

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Just stop living lower class areas lol? Plenty of normal girls you twat

>Doesn't use social media?
this is actually a redflag but you virgins wouldn't get that would you?

leftybender

You can't buy people anymore rorke.

have sex

Have you found one yet chunky?

There's a quiet tragedy in the contemplation you can see in western young people today.
In these two images, you see that look. The "how did I let myself get to this point?" look.

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tanned I suppose

Never met a girl who twerks lol what’s this geezer on about

Depends if you're a 9/10 fitty or a 3/10 skinny incel

yes, those things are exclusive to the lower classes. you paki mong

>this is actually a redflag

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the duality of man

he's a virgin who never interacts with girls

A good tan, fashion sense and a bit of muscle can literally be the difference between a 5 and an 8

utter state would spit at anyone who dared to serve me that

Ideal gf

last one was just a mess, it was essentially abandoning every part of why people liked the series
thought the battle at the end was totally anti-climatic and ended in a silly way. Harry never actually gets more powerful or learns more than basic defensive spells despite having had every incentive to do so

youtu.be/eFQwpHVolCE

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Watch this guy then:

twitch.tv/zhakaron

A bit of self awareness can take you from a 1 to an 8.

lol that roastie is just bored

>quiet tragedy

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have sex

love my chicken rare

Nice shit on the cards

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Yeah sure why not

why hasn't there been many successful fantasy tv series but scifi has consistently done well (despite this decade not having much of it)?

gucci mane is my nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=wT6D1RFwLBQ

anyone on Virgin mobile? (haha virgin)

I heard they use EE's network so they should be good

whenever i see someone say >wh*Toids I assume it's a paki phoneposter off an android

No, I see regret and shame. Not that many people who do what she does with strangers end up feeling empowered by it

There's one "how did I get to this point?" and one "Fuck, could this train be any slower?"

i'm trying to, ahmed.

Its me