My gf tells everyone I have a 19 cm fat penis

That's a free advertisement for you, especially if she tells her female friends

i have a feeling you are telling the truth

i have a feeling you are lying

>tfw 12 cm
>tfw never have sex because too embarrassed to show it

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Well do you? If you don't then tell her to stop lying

Maybe she said you have only 19 drachmas and you're a fat dickhead.

Stupid Greek boy fuker, fix up your shithole country before Zeus takes all the attractive virgins and leaves you with goats to fuck.

That's a second leg, imbecile!

You should all bost benis

They absolutely do. My girlfriend brings it up with her friends often.

We talk about the bf's dick after we broke with him
And even if he has the longest dick ever, we will say that he has the smallest dick ever.
That's the true.
How did you know bro?

damn
mine is flacid like 11cm

Who have the smallest dick ever in the world?
I want to try it

> My gf lies to her friends about me having a big penis.

Why do they do this?

she must really love him

what if a girl has a bf with a small dick. what is she gonna say?

That it is really huge

you slut

Yes they unironically do. Couple of months ago i've overheard near a bus station a group of female tourists talking about how they won't date short men because "they have small penises"

I wonder if my gf has told her friends that I have a big dick.

same. though mine is only 17 apparently her last and only ex was 12 so yeah, shes very impressionable

guys i just checked, im 11 cm dick size lol

I can confirm that isnt true

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