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for me, it's philips one blade

leonardo di caprio isn't even good looking

>Realm is full. Position in queue: 7918 Estimated time 123 min

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sellotaping 2 gillete fusions to a 50 pence piece

Big daz' on watch

for me its derby extra but i haven't had a shave in honestly 8 months
proper survivalist beard
need it out of business though it keeps getting food in it

only just getting over the ol hangover anxiety from a horrific sat-sunday bender
sounds like classic alright

Honestly the pinnacle of pengingness

what did you do to give you anxiety

Books I intend to read on holiday still not arrived

Rrreeeeee rreeeee

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taping two razors to a rare kew gardens 50p piece with my tender nads poking out of my boxer fly ready to be mauled to bits

gerald's game was good until king went full on woman strong at the end
he's such a fucking hack

swam in the ocean on the weekend and now i can hardly hear out of one ear oh deary me what do i do lads

it doesn't matter and here's why:

1) he's famous and rich
2) women know that other women like him
3) he is a 'name' people use to say someone else is good looking. e.g. "who do you think you are young leo?" "i look like brad pitt"
4) he's a seasoned shagger

this combination makes him irresistible to a woman. it can work for anyone no matter how ugly they are, all they need is the above and they will do well like leo does.

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Need Bolton out of business, Bury too sick of no mark Manc suburbs shitting up the leagues

Rorke's rent in leftypol's head has fallen after Nigerians moved into the neighborhood causing the value of the property to plummet

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If Christianity were true, I'd have a few choice words for God.

He is though. He's unreal in Romeo & Juliet, as is Clare Danes.

aesthetic formatting lad

Why doesn't parliament understand the meaning of a democratic vote?

time to grow up manchild
genetic trash
soyboy
kid
loser

rather nigerians than finns

Thunder in Northumberland this evening. Deeeeary meeee. Kids are screeching the lot

wank then shower then watch some sopranos

typical fucking foreign plastic post
suck your mum

got a free pair of Beats solo 3 headphones from Apple and they're shite

no one voted for no deal brexit

Blades? Like the blades used to mutilate a baby’s penis?

Circumcision is genital mutilation. A man who is circumcised will never be able to experience sex the way that nature or god intended it to be felt. In fact, what you are feeling is not sex at all. You are experiencing maybe 20% of the actual feeling.

All because your parents were stupid enough to mutilate a baby.

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>young Leo

Get off /fa/

i remember when i thought i knew better than God
the arrogance of youth eh?

post peng tings

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have you ever given yourself so many tommy tugs in a single day that no man oil came out?

Frightening that there's at least 3 separate yanks itt

never posted on /fa/ in my life. it's just facts
you're a simp don't ever @ me

oh

Kids thinking lightning will hit their shitty scooter now

Fucken spastics

Omg this

not produced man oil in years

wales is the heart and soul of britain

bet she has a perfectly smooth vaf

Take it up with the Nevilles if you care that much, pumping unsustainable money into a pub team while their local league club dies

Would look unreal with better lippy, a nice maroon perhaps.

youtube.com/watch?v=dly6p4Fu5TE
literal banger

felt nauseas all day

want to make tinder but have literally no photos to put on there
what do i do lads

long blackouts. talking to people i vaguely know
just wayt oo much booze makes u feel off

thats a bloke right

don't care you fucking virgin

Post your autistic fit lad

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>Position in queue 1347
>estimated time 4 min

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same and headaches

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Fucking potato shagging BASTARD

Get ready to queue for starting quests.

felt fruity all day

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Can you name a female that died in the 19th century (1800-1899)

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Ivr felt grim today as well but thats cause i was getting off my lips sat and sun

bit like you supporting an english club while your local dies on it's arse you west brit

*moves the microphone closer*
i don't recall
*photo flashes strobe the conference hall and journalists shout and wave their pens as i retreat from the arena*

the "shut up incel" phenotype

Need to buy a suit and shoes for new toil

Hate doing shit like this

>doesn't like yanks
>posts a razor made by a company headquartered where the revolution started

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wow? nah senpai, for me it's toontown online

Catherine of Aragon

Why is UK so mad at other countries today

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Omfg guess what I care soooo much you fucking freak

Do black lads raised by single mums genuinely not know who their dad is or does their mum know but just not tell em

reckon tims story is reaching it's tragic climax

ok when we reach the time for next thread, let me do it because I have a banger of an idea

Kiana DeShawn Reeves

joan of arc

you start

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sometimes the mom doesn't even know because she got dicked down by so many unless a DNA test is taken

if he doesn't go down in a blaze of glory, taking out the builders with him, it will have all been for nothing

Listen up lads, if you're going to post in these threads, it can be tolerated to an extent. But you will not, will not, start the new threads.

black lads get impregnated from a pool of communal african spunk, could be anyone lad

nah, it was like this near the end of the dentist arc
he'll be moved to a new flat and the cycle will begin anew
the main difference is he's getting a lot more attention online but he doesn't really seem to pay attention to it

I play for my local team

any of you lot done care work before

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have made several memes in the past that i posted on Jow Forums once then got pretty popular on twitter and reddit

male virginity just went up at least 20% last night
utterly pathetic state of these man child
they need to learn to grow up

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no but I've done car work