/brit/

I'M SO FANCY

YOU ALREADY KNOW

I'M IN THE FAST LANE

FROM L.A. TO TOKYO

simp

is there a bigger cope than the "family scent"?
stop being a smelly disgusting unwashed twat

Feel like I'm stuck in the middle of the Left brain vs Right brain thing.

Like I am good at being a useless toildrone but after a week or so I get restless and crave to do something creative or something I enjoy, but I have no idea what I'd rather do even if you asked me what my "dream job" would be.

It's like I'm having an eternal struggle and can't simply accept my toildrone life like most people can yet I don't know what to do instead or how. It's like being in purgatory. I feel worse than if I were simply a toildroner

Didnt realise COYS aka Lewis Martinez was a newfag, how can he not even know about dave

simp

just got asked what team i support in bermondsey by 10 lads in stone island

I'm not Lewis Martinez and I've been posting on the Jow Forums since before you were born sunshine

Unironically trying to have 200 grand saved in the next 5 years then move to the 3rd world to live as a neet

It’s over rorke

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if you won £10 million what would you do?

is simp the new dogshit?

always enjoy listening to autistic intellectuals on the smallest fringe groups of Youtube have livestream discussions on heavy concepts and topics to an audience of under 200 views

this is the true underground counterculture ngl lads

yes lol

Yeah it so obviously is him. Pops up when Zo3y gets chased off by 190.

flossed my teeth and it smells like poo mixed with chlorine

Buy a nice house, be NEET, travel around for a bit

Say west ham

Sounds pretty based
Where you going to move to

just got called a simp in west cornwall pasty co lads

My soul hurts

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said charlton and ran off

would rather earn 10 million than win it

*makes an impassioned plea to no avail*
>welp, i've exhausted my options

is autism even a thing in britain

was talking about /brit/ you gimp, we dont care about how many years you were fiddling with your todger on /s/ your /brit/ count is separate from your Jow Forums count you newnigger

Not him but:
Move to a hot country by the beach. Spend my days lifting and reading.

What you doing down in bandit country lid?

oii oiiii

>m-millwall sir

britain might be the most autistic country after finland and germany

...

fucking simp

Daft Rorke not taking advantage of the EU's money to get his kitchen done.

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Diane is full of shit

How come Bolton and Bury are getting kicked out the league

>bermondsey
never heard of it

If I had £10m I'd buy a nice cosy Victorian house in Hampstead

yikes jewberg sure did a number on you wagie

assuming this is the lad I asked, just do that then, I dont think it had ever been easier to travel the world without money. That way you broaden your mind and have time to do creative things. Will be doing the same come the end of the year.

datetoil tonight

The EU generates its own money and just hands it out for nothing, it's so based, why would you ever want to leave

eat it

Got a list of random places:

Pondicherry - India
Ende, Flores - Indonesia
Cape Town - South Africa (would require working but maybe 3 days a week)
Tangiers - Morocco
Banjul, gambia
Sri Lanka
Cambodia
Mozambique
Mombasa - Kenya
Pemba - tanzania
The (current and former )British West Indies

then again, you ARE a simp

Spinning 3 plates simultaneously atm lads

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Let's have it

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really don't care

lol what did you say? Which part?

money right?

no, other people would buy a huge fuckoff mansion. I just want a nice cottagey 2-3 bed house to live in with my gf and go travelling

I'll have you know mate that I wank in /gif/ not /s/ and also I only recently found my trip again after years of forgetting it, before now I posted in /sp/ for ages and I'm not a newfag or Lewis or anyone. I'll also have you know I scared Ameer out of /sp/ the other day which I'm very proud of.

lol did you lol

peak povvo cope. "if i won da lottery teehee"
i take what i want

No one wants your life story dickhead

if I won £10 million I would refuse it because I didn't earn it

i'd buy a nice cozy beachside villa in howth and spend my days reading, drinking, and jogging

its not gonna happen though is it

Any lads want to meetup in Starbucks in Lowestoft with me?

Failing that we'll go up Pakefield mcdonalds?

give this man £20 million

lurk moar fag

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>What's your dream job?
don't know how to answer this

I earned it for turning down the 10 mil.

Stupid: work for 10m
Also stupid: get 10m as a windfall gain(inheritance, investments appreciating in value through no fault of your own)

Incredibly intelligent: get 10m as a windfall gain but claim you worked for it

yeah ok i'll be there in 20 minutes mate

just doing a hobby/interest/passion as a job

(Successful) pornstar

I just want a job that I can enjoy, genuinely care about, find fulfilment, be financially comfortable and not have to feel like a wageslave or slave to a toilman

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Where do you live, I'll walk and meet you?

You have a job and that job is running away scared from 190, simple as

I am a NEET

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The question was put forward to the lad solely to help him figure out his life

For me its not the job which is the issue.
Its the obligation of having to turn up and be there for 8 hours rain or shine

based me too

I feel the British people in general lack ambition and drive and too happily accept the mundane

not grammatically correct

in the alleyway behind starbucks

Gonna send this text to a girl on tnder lol

recon the average brit poster is too emotionally and intellectually stunted to be able to function without work and so even with £10m in their pocket would be whining about their life almost no less than they do now

become a roofer then you don't have to work when it rains

There isn't one, you're having me on.

Time waster.

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I'm such a pervert that I literally shagged a tranner off Grindr lads

How do I fix my brain? NoFap?

finished a wank an hour ago and my bellend has been stinging since

Holly Willoughbys' chair

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true. most jobs could be way more flexible than they are . we could still get paid the same salary but if you finsh your work in 3 hours you can just go home.

Investment is just guessing. Anyone who takes credit for predicting their investents is no different to someone who claims to be skilled at winning raffles

pornberg really done a number on you lad

mate thats in the middle of nowhere of course no one is gonna show