>WAAAAAAH RUSSIA OPRESSOR
>muh kd (still Loses lol)
>remember when we killed Germany 1 billion years ago pls give me attention
>my opinion on Russia is blah blah blah (butthurt belt)
>butthurt belt all the time
>copies Russia design
>stupid posts
Worst posters
Jacob Moore
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Carson Jones
Finland has great relations with Russia currently, much better than most of Europe
Chase James
Finland mentioned
Cameron Thomas
Reminder that Finns are the first people to use asbestos, 4 thousand years ago.
Nathaniel Russell
Nice lättä.
Jack Davis
Because you are Russia stupid ( a rebellious piece)
Hudson Cooper
With this logic so is Alaska
Nolan Wilson
No frogs on my board newfag
Leo Wright
what did you use it for?
Sebastian Sanchez
This
Alaska needs to go back to Russia
It's not fair, we had no clue there was a shitton of oil there plus our diplomats were probably all drunk
Isaac Moore
Did you get that from 9gag?
Jason Parker
Yes Alaska is Russia, Americans bought it but it is still russia
Joshua Flores
Brandon Wood
unironically all me, and I also made the original post with a proxy just so I could make a lot of posts in a Finland thread. Hahaha
Wyatt Edwards
>and more widely in Fennoscandia
So it was a Swedish invention in the beginning.
Robert Anderson
Tämä on paskaa ketju.
James Butler
See you are the worst posters
Shutup
Jeremiah Davis
imbecile
>The vessel patterns are identical to the Neolithic and Bronze Age Jōmon culture in Japan (jōmon = rope pattern)
Kayden Lopez
Inhale it to kill themselves
Jaxon Thomas
>There are two variants of asbestos-pottery depending on its asbestos amount. Asbestos pottery had an asbestos amount of 50–60%. It is usually found along with evidence suggesting metal work, i.e. crucibles, moulds, slag, fused clay, artefacts of bronze and copper and stone sledge hammers. There are a few finds of pure copper artifacts among asbestos ceramic finds. These include a bracelet and a hatchet (Finland) and some pieces of copper (Sweden).
This suggests we did it first. My theory is that in our kindness and out of generosity we gifted it to less enlightened tribes such as the Fennoids and you used it for the wrong purposes.
Jackson Thompson
damn
Carson Gonzalez
I know you are just joking and don't give a fuck but neither Finns nor Swedes existed in 4000bc
Kayden Hernandez
Only reddit/9gag zoomers use rageface le memes haha xD
Asher Adams
*rottyy*
John Ortiz
Proto-Svitjód existed along with the Proto-Tavastoids, Proto-Savonians, Beta-Fennoids and Omega-Karelians.
Zachary Butler
Problem?
Cameron Miller
Para-Somalians have always lived in Sweden
Juan Adams
>Only reddit/9gag zoomers use rageface le memes haha xD
Isaac Carter
>try to discuss history in a serious and educated manner
>get naught but jokes in return
Let me guess, you didn't study history at university unlike me?
Ian Price
don't @ me
Xavier Flores
yikes newfag
Adrian Lewis
I refuse to believe someone who studied history uses terms like "proto-svitjod"
Blake Moore
truth be told
Jordan Diaz
My man, "paskaa" is partitive, not nominative.
Zachary Jones
Doesn't madder since its all primitive
Landon Lopez
Fine. If you don't want to have an interesting and delightful conversation about history you don't have to. I've studied the Kalevala carefully and was finally able to prove that Väinämöinen was Swedish. My theory is that he was a Swedish man who came to the parts around Karelia and was worshipped by the Finnish tribes there as a God. Evidence pointing towards this is:
>he could perform acts seen as magic by the Finns (reading, writing, singing songs, poetry)
>he had mastered the art of sailing
>he created the world (actually a metaphor for how he taught the Karelians to practice basic hygiene, wear clothes, et cetera).
Dominic Morgan
EVERY FINNISH FLAG ITT IS A UNDERAGE FAGGOT FROM YLILAUTA
Angel Perez
>excuse me but you said päskäpäätiböörje. it is actually päskäpäätiböörjölörjölö when in nominative causus clause element in present past
What a dumb language
Charles Young
me on the left
Ethan Nguyen
Väinämöinen liked touching young women so he wasn't gay Swede
Hudson Smith
Lucas Roberts
En.
Kiitos. Puhun vähän suomea, olen huono opiskelija.
Charles Cook
I do believe he is the one who taught Finns how to practice vaginal sex with females for pleasure, not just to reproduce. The land Pohjola was actually a reference to Proto-Svitjód, a powerful demi-mythical realm of warring lords of the Svear and Göthar. You may ask me anything about this time period and answers you shall receive. I'm an expert on Swedish and Finnish history.
Jace Long
Worst posters are Americans.
Adam Roberts
Haha epic Bantz amirite fellas :-)
Jaxson Hall
Finnish is complicated thinking man's language.
John Hughes
if you think about pine needles and bear shit all day, lmao.
amright bois?
Justin Reed
Miksi opiskelet suomea ?
yes
James Lopez
Wyatt Cook
pwned
Tyler Harris
Shouldn't you be fond of our language since we have gender-neutral pronouns by default?
Andrew Watson
If you don't mind that I interrupt you I would say that we are fond of your language. Why do you ask? I refer to my formerly mentioned theory of Väinämöinen the Swedish man teaching you how to write and talk and presumably forming what went on to become the modern Finnish language which, coincidentally also has a huge amount of Swedish loan words. I guess in a way it's our language too.
Luke Collins
At last I truly see it... why you're trying to take credit for him...
Juan Evans
> Swede trying to take credit for Swedish man
You should know your own history. You must be a Somali posting under a Finnish flag.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Truth be told
Cameron Jackson
Minun morsian on suomalainen. Hänen äitinsä ei puhu englantia. Haluan ymmärtää.
Cameron Richardson
Leo Cook
Finnish sounds lovely with it's repeated vowels right after each other.
Charles Cooper
Little did you know, Thor was a pure blooded Finn.
One of his descendants:
Cooper Thomas
wot
Blake Thompson
based
Caleb Peterson
Thor isn't real, idiot.
LMAO look at this dooo.
David Reed
Thor was red haired though. This blond mutt cannot be related to him
Hudson Long
That's another remnant of the Swedish Väinämöinen's descendants in Finland. Sadly, there has been too much Proto-Beta-Fennic admixture and he became a manlet.
Ryan Ramirez
Uhhh sweetie, I'm pretty sure Thor is real. You're confusing the real Thor for the MCU fake Thor
Ayden Cruz
Jaxon Parker
I don't speak Swedish so I don't understand what's so strange about what I said.
Samuel Garcia
"Väinämöinen" is a fictional character created by the Swedish author Elias Lönnrot. Finns are so desperate for a glorious past that they pretend that Väinämöinen is like a billion year old Finnish person.
Carter Rodriguez
>Finnish viking
That's yikes from me dawg. Fucking role player
Jace Cruz
Noah Hall
The worst thing about Finnish posters is how hard they try to be funny and relevant. What a bunch of cringy cunts.
Cameron Hill
To carry on with my earlier thesis and now since I proved that Väinämöinen was Swedish I would like to ask a question that you others are feel to discuss. It goes as follows: did Elias Lönnrot (Swede living in Finland who wrote the Finnish national epos) choose to write the Kalevala because he felt an ancestral call to Väinämöinen, or was it out of genuine interest?
Hunter Martin
Swedish niggas always tryna bully Finland shake my head Smh
Lucas Collins
>try to be
Lucas Bennett
Julian Scott
You think normies care if we were vikangz or not? It's great for marketing to brand yourself as a viking when you have blonde hair and big muscles
Gavin Martinez
Well, red beard at least.
Jayden Kelly
Josiah Parker
Adrian Jenkins
I'm not bullying them. I just felt the need to encourage them into looking further, deeper into their own history. Now I must shit and then slumber because work awaits tomorrow. I hope everyone here learned something from me.
Jordan Green
Yes, try to be. And, y'know, fail pretty hard.
Tyler Thompson
have fun with your "power" lmao
Xavier Jones
Who the heck play in the marvel universe movies then?
Grayson Lewis
He might be a bit of a retard but many Vikings were Finns
probably not enough to warrant appropriating Viking culture but still
Jayden Perry
I've never seen a Finn who craved us to be relevant
Asher Martinez
>ayo hol up so you be saying we wuz vikangs n shieet
No pekka
Mason Diaz
Jayden Garcia
>happiest country index
everytime
Eli Torres
They should rename it to most comfortable countries. More accurate.
Aaron Rivera
There's evidence
Jacob Foster
Italy is a top ten comfortable country. Rich culture, cuisine, work balance, and weather.
Jordan Wilson
>Viking culture
Yeah raping and pillaging sure sounds something you would want to appropriate
Hudson Stewart
ebin
Angel Anderson
>Binland this
>Binland that
>Hurr Durr do you love Binland???
>Le funnee autistic Finns ecksdee
>Haha look at me, I'm writing something in my Mongol babble :^))))
>Hey guise, did you know that Binland blah blah
Never seen such obnoxious posters, even Brazilian cringe pales in comparison with this.
Ryder Rogers
most based poster on this entire website
Michael Parker
WHy are finns some of the most hated people on Jow Forums?
Jonathan Roberts
David Parker
luckily I couldn't care less about your opinion
Lincoln Cook
Not an argument.
Kayden James