Americans exclamate like

Americans exclamate like

>holy moly!
>oh boy!
>yabba dabba do!

Really?

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>NOOOOOOOOOO you cant exclaim like that

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yeehaw partner

>hot-diggity-damn!

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>gee whiz!

>wubba lubba dub dubzz

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>Americans

Why did ðou make ðis þread?

Yes, we really do all of these things

>holy guacamole

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I say hot damn! Sometimes

cowabunga d00d

OH MY GOD

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zoo wee mama

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>zounds!
>god dang!
>ring ding ding dong!

Oh snap!

oh mah gawd
nnno wayyy

>zounds
good band

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>oh my gosh!
>booyah

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I unironically got detention for saying God dangit in elementary school, because it's apparently a swear word to them

Jeepers Creepers!
Jinkies!
Howdy do pardner!
Oh lawdy!
In a jiffy!
Gotta scoot!
No problemo!
Cross my heart and hope to die!

itty bitty baby

golly gee wilikers!

Yoooooooooooooo
Hey senpai!

Did you go to some sheltered religious school or what?

sempai? wtf I didnt write that

say this daily

Do you live in Alabama?

>Gosh darn
>Yikes
>Yoooooooo
>Dayyyyym
>Ey who diz here mufugga nigge be smackin yo whizze lips at homie bitch as nigga dawg fo real tho

gawdt dayyum

>Holy cow

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>Is that you Phil? Well shove a pinky up my ass and call me Jenkins, how are ya you bastard!

>Heavens to Betsy!!

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>you scared the bejesus out of me!

Holy mackerel!
By golly!
Gosh darn!
Dangnabbit!
What in carnation!?

SON OF A GUN

Porco Dio

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NOOOOO COME SI PERMETTE CI SONO DEI BAMBINI QUI

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Blistering barnacles!

Madonna bestia

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On a serious note I've never used the majority of these, and the ones I have it was probably ironic. The one I use most is probably "fuck" and "shit." Maybe add a holy sometimes.

¿What do you mean your language doesnt do this? ¡its great!

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"Dad Gum"

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>geez Louise!

hold your horses bucko!

This is my favorite one

Do americans really call their dads "sir"?
I hope they thank them for their service

we call them "daddy"

hot

>shoot!
>aw shucks!

It really depends how strict the father is.. I call my dad pa or pop, but I've known dudes who say yes sir to their dads. it might even be common idk.

Shit I thought I was the only one who still does at age 28.

>jeez louise

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>well fuck me sideways and call me Sally!

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>sacre bleu!

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I said gawdDAM

Buncha wiseguys in this thread

>sheeeiiiiittt

Nobody says this meme since 1804. Except canadians I guess

>Well, cut off my legs and call me shorty

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>ahon hon hon

>aaarrrrrrriba!

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Nah, it was at a public school in Northern Virginia, 10 miles away from Washington DC

One of you PLEASE be my girlfriend shucks!

It’s rare and usually in problematic military-dad households

THERE COMIN FA ME LUCKY CHARMS!
*incoherent vodka-induced mumbling*
ANU CHEEKI BREEKE IV DAMKE
DA TOVARISH
Sacre bleu!
SERBIA STRONG REMOVE KEBAB!
ALLAHU ACKBAR ALLAHU ACKBAR
*explodes*
Hey ese imma cut you
Mama Mia muh pizzeria
YA YA HARDER SVEN HARDER
*swallows a somali's load*

flûte de zut

>what in the sam hill?
>holy lord!
i use these all the time

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>diantres
>repámpanos
>retruenos
>rayos y centellas
>chispas
>cáspita
>recórcholis

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ummmm.... cuhringe

I too act like a cartoon character when I'm excited, unlike human beings I publicly Express emotions and am friendly to strangers.

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Fucking cringe, kyle, accept the shittyness of your barely existing culture

>tf
>tp
Kek

>AHINGA DINGA DURGEN

Based

We still understand them for the most part thanks to media.

The swear that I use the most often is "jesus christ" or "jesus fucking christ."
Also sometimes "jesus fucking christ on a stick." Or just "jesus fuck."

>Gosh darn it!
>We do not take the Lord's name in vain in this house.

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My dad does all of these

Lmao my grandma does this one

goodness gracious gesundheit

cringe

I remember this happening to me in one of my friend's house when I was 10

Embarrassing