/brit/
anime and israel
got a mac bruce can't run that game but whoever wants it grab the code
>Internationals back next week
mental lads
Gareth and the boys making their return already
absolutely mental
Can't even begin to comprehend the fact that women exist
Mental innit
She's a real deal southern gal
none of these people look british
not really
>implying everyone else wasn't going to steal it if you didn't give permission
lmao is he tucking now
christ
It is lad
/brit/ is an honorable general
maybe you ought to take your gypsies paws elsewhere
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prefer part 1 2bh
too mainstream and non offensive this one
still sick tho
Oh wow. Get to see Ngubu Robinson-Kwasi on the wing beating some shit-tier Eastern Euro outfit.
shut the fuck up
Fuck off paki tranny
okay
november echo echo delta
alpha
whiskey alpha november kilo
have to be up in 6 hours haaaaaaa will be fun
ah yes looking forward to another day of having to see non-white foreign freaks all day
try using lube lad
i only discovered it a few days ago and i'll never be the same again
Pulled a fucking muscle in my back making existence absolute agony and had about 2 hours of light sleep. Feel surprisingly fine aside from not being able to move tbqh.
living in america must be hell for you then
Was in McDonalds earlier. Some girl that works their must have just got off her shift and was waiting to order. I was waiting to order behind her. I could tell that my presence made her feel I wouldn't say uncomfortable but nervous. I knew she wanted me to talk to her but I just couldn't be bothered. After a minute or so she turned around and said something like she'd be better off serving herself and I replied yeah, awful slow in here tonight. She ordered and stood at the counter. Then I ordered and I went and sat down. Soon after she sat down not too far from me. I feel bad now because she probably thinks there is something wrong with her.
1. I have sex
2. I don't like coloureds
any questions incels?
yes but I don't like "white" foreigners either
bit sad lads
didn't happen
My Nana is 83, she saw Stormzy on Graham Norton and spent an entire car journey telling me how great he is. Bridging gaps throughout society.
don't recall asking
dilate
Why are you larping as mikey? Fuck off
good copypasta la'
hopefully anyways
the real red pill is that women don't actually exist
Baffling post
I fucking hate this shit. There's a girl at work I'm 50.1% sure is into me due to how awkward she acts around me but maybe that's just because she's creeped out I don't fucking know.
Don't worry about it Mikey, we can't be switched on all the time mate, especially to strangers
cope more incel
My grandfather is 93 and when he saw Lenny Henry on tv he called him a nigger
well, who do you like then?
fucking glad that despite serving no practical purpose tits exist
any particular reason why
crazy how acidic buttermilk is
comparable to vinegar in terms of cooking and marinating
>"Daddy and all them grab (catfish) by the bottom lip and hold on," she explained. "I am scared I am going to get my hand broken so I stick my hand down their throat and grab a handful of guts."
haven't spoke to my dad properly in 3 months but he sends me those videos that suddenly have porn screaming in them, fights, boomer facebook humour images and weird porn clips literally every day
why are boomers so mentally deranged?
based nana, send her my love x
All good, that's why I didn't elaborate
This makes sense honestly
They're like men but with holes
bless
white protestants of colonial american ancestry
aussies are really this fucking stupid
would like to do the same to her if u catch my drift aha
I'm not? Virgin freak
my old pap hated japs
What is a surefire sign that a girl likes you?
idiotic fool
Made an Esperantujo thread
just got the call
the moment of pure clarity that washes over me as my prick enters a pussy and I Have Sex is truly immaculate
in my balls is the very power to create more incel freaks like you
>pr*testants
scum
she has your dick in her mouth
Sex
the Aussie ITT made me dig up my fucking old school USB just to give him a brunette and then he called her a chink
remember to boycott him and boycott his posts
no other animals have engorged mammories when they aren't breast feeding. Small titted chicks give out as much as udder cows.
They exist purely for our amusement
My grandpa was 13 when Pearl Harbor was bombed. 60 years later he still called them "those slanty-eyed bastards." I interviewed him for a school project when he was 82 and he still spoke of them with distaste.
Finger my arse
punching a nigger
Got laid off a few months ago and my beloved Mumsy stopped by today and was rushing me along to get my next job.
I've been trying as hard as I can and I've been interviewing at a lot of places, she meant well but it just made me feel like shit and trapped in this situation
which aussie?
Boycott your life
you absolute goose, we're weened on beer from birth here so he's right, tits don't serve a practical purpose
mine joined up the week after pearl harbor
Could just be small benis
Got called an incel on mumsnet
on special lamb at coles
why are mushrooms so expensive for a vegetable though
mushrooms are horrible mate
tell us what happened lad
its 100% luck they just pick random resumes to go further with
Kill yourself.
fry them up and they're good and insanely low cal
Got a Spanish passport. It’s going to be a ball ache getting back into the Uk if I ever go on holiday
cannot eat them me. horrible texture
Penis in vagina
But srsly, if she isn't eager to fuck, she doesn't like you
My mom used to always saute them with onions and spinach for a side dish.
realize sometimes that people say rude and stupid things simply because they don't know what else to say to someone than regurgitate the most basic of societal expectations
easy role to fall into
they don't really mean anything about it, they just don't know how to just talk to someone normally
>mom
FOFYSHC
idk what the fuck she is m8, but if she's sucking china dick she's lost marks for me
english.jschina.com.cn
mum said i can invite two of yous round my house for tea. we're having potato waffles, peas and fish fingers (birdseye) then tescos own neapolitan ice cream (the strawberry bit is mine though). my dad will drop you off at home at 8pm.
convince me why i should invite you
love mushrooms me
eat them anyway they come
what denomination are you?
I’m your mate that’s why
two coronas please pedro chop chop
am an incel mum
mother to three darling cats!
What do you mean?
I know Lil Peep was a little soundcloud dickhead but I genuine love his music and his whole aesthetic
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big fan of this kind of "yank mom" voice. very wholesome
I'll rub your cock through your bedsheet