Ask me questions!
Ask me questions!
What is the best state?
how's life in the bible belt? is it comfy?
Is it true that you have 3 L coke bottles in America?
I would say Vermont, looks comfy!
I pray, it makes me feel better for the next day
y-yeah...
how much you weigh ?
125 pounds.
is it true that you literally can go to walmart and buy a gun?
is the tipping thing true?
do you wear shoes inside? do you sleep with shoes on?
are southern states still racists?
You are my gf now . Do you want to kiss ?
If not for the fob asians and absolute batshit leftists there, then washington
Accounting for that I do not know.
not op
>is it true that you literally can go to walmart and buy a gun?
yes
>is the tipping thing true?
yes
>do you wear shoes inside? do you sleep with shoes on?
no and no
>are southern states still racists?
depends
No
No if you mean like gym receptionists
No most people don’t
Don’t know
I've actually never seen a gun. I haven't seen any guns in Walmart, however, I have overheard others saying that they had bought a bb gun in Walmart.
The tipping thing is true
I don't wear shoes inside. I don't sleep with shoes on heh
Some Southern states are racists, but then again there's always going to be racists in any part of the country. Everyone is different.
do americans really?
Do they what?
please come back, chyna is being an asshole again
really
>is it true that you literally can go to walmart and buy a gun?
Yes, but you have to go through the federal background check system (NICS) and fill out paperwork. Walmart only sells shotguns and hunting rifles though.
I just buy guns online because they are usually cheaper, but they don't get delivered to your door. The gun has to be shipped to a licensed dealer where you go through the same background check system. In most states, ammo can be shipped directly to your door though.
I thought everyone here loved China, you guys always make those threads
No?
>I thought everyone here loved China, you guys always make those threads
do americans really... take threads here unironically? its all bantz
fuck chinks and fuck china
Don't worry. The US Seventh Fleet will protect you.
But Chinese girls are very nice and draw really good
Phew, glad to hear that our southern neighbors don't really.
are you grill or penis? If grill then post tits with timestamp for proof.
>love chyna
chink shills are ever present, user.
more than two-thirds of the general populace dislike them as recent as last year.
if trump is re-elected, he'll have to secure this country too alongside taiwan
haha
Don't worry we'll protect the Philippines
are you a biological female
Pls respond
Don't derail the thread guys
Massachusetts, of course.
cute
*Florida
WHAT IS THE BEST GUN
Trick question, all guns are best guns
I'm not sure, I've never held a gun before
Unless they are bullpups. I tried one and it was super awkward.
Can you really call yourself American?
Kisses head
I was born in America, and I love my country!
I don't like heat and humidity, and I'd rather not get stabbed by a bathsalt addled Cuban man.
>being around a bunch of inbred bumpkins bible thumping and complaining about everything
These types are insufferable let no one fool you. It's only "comfy" if you're in their club. If you're brown skinned, from the coast, not the rigbt type of Christian etc. you aren't welcome and that's where at best the passive aggressiveness kicks in
Are you as loud and obnoxious as most people from the USA?
Do you talk or speak any words to people you don't personally know on streets?
America seems comfy
No, I am not loud and obnoxious as most people from the USA. I get anxious if people start looking at me.
I don't talk or speak any words to people that I don't personally know on the streets. As I've said before, I don't like when people stare at me. I, however, will try to smile at others, make their better maybe.
make their days better*
Yeah
Do you say astronomical things like "I'm x feet x inches tall" or "I weight x pounds" with a straight face? I met an American who full seriously was saying such things
Nope.
Do you wear dresses?
Do you like foreign accents?
I would wear dresses, but they don't look good on me, it's a shame really because I think dresses look really nice. Besides, I don't go out much.
I'm not really fond of any accents. They're nice to hear and all I guess.
Have you ever been abroad?
Are most Americans racist?
Your thoughts on Black, Latino and Asian in US?
You should've used this word "Hispanic", Americans dig such things.
Haha.. no..
No.
>Your thoughts on Black, Latino, and Asian in US?
That's it, I don't really think about them we're just people living here.
Most Americans aren't racist. Most people are just mindless consumers going about their day and respect people regardless of race
People are still polite
Ehm sweetie... racism is institutional... society is racist, nobody cares of your white splaining you know ? Check your privileges
>Ehm sweetie... racism is institutional... society is racist, nobody cares of your white splaining you know ? Check your privileges
>French
what race girl r you?
50% Zeta rediculan, I bet
Caucasian
>Caucasian
Like, Georgian or Chechen?
I am a brainlet, educate me. I meant to say I'm of European descent.
"Caucasian" means "someone from the region of the Caucasus mountains".
Thanks, then what should I say when someone asks me for my race?
Herrenraße
"White" works just fine.
Okay!
post a timestamp you slut cunt
>Do you like Finland?
>How is the Finnish immigrant heavy areas of the US, such as michigan? Is it ruined with niggers etc?
>How is Lovecraft country (New England) these days? Is that ruined aswell?
>I want to visit the grave of Lauri Törni (Larry Thorne), he is buried in Arlington, is that possible or is the place off limits to tourists and visitors?
>I wanna go to a cool vintage (50's) style diner with cool atmosphere and good food, where do I go?
>If I wanted to go on a roadtrip and rent (or buy) a car, nothing fancy, something that isn't complete shit and gets me from point A to point B, how much would that cost me (not including gas)
You are not cute
Are you?
Ain’t nobody gonna answer all these questions
No one gives a shit you blonde mongoloid
Go back to your pr*testant forest to drink viina and listening to poor metal
Sorry I can only answer one question.
I do like Finland it seems nice.
I know
How lazy...
It's only an Jow Forums thread, why you have to be mad?
>Sorry I can only answer one question.
What a tease.
why are you fat?
I see people running where I live, maybe it just depends on the area.
Single answer; food
>It's only an Jow Forums thread, why you have to be mad?
I just like insulting people, don't mind me
Those were pretty gud questions
We're all fat neckbeards here, so all is chill
I'm not OP (assuming he's a tr*nny anyway), but I can answer a couple for you finnbro
>Do you like Finland?
BIG fan of binlan, on account of hokkei and memes
>How is Lovecraft country (New England) these days? Is that ruined aswell?
Far from it, we're one of the most homogenous areas in the country. Boston has its fair share of minorities, but it's still very white for a northeastern city, and the rest of New England is almost all white (NH and Maine are some of the least diverse states in the country). Can't say the same about Michigan, though - you ever heard of Detroit or Flint? That's where they are.
>I wanna go to a cool vintage (50's) style diner with cool atmosphere and good food, where do I go?
There are restaurants like this all over the country, but I think your best bet for it would actually be New Jersey. Diners are especially common there, are usually 24/7, and tend to have nice atmosphere and food.
>If I wanted to go on a roadtrip and rent (or buy) a car, nothing fancy, something that isn't complete shit and gets me from point A to point B, how much would that cost me (not including gas)
That's a very broad question desu
It’s quite alright
>I just like insulting people, don't mind me
It's ok Jakub, have a smoke from your bootleg cigarettes, a drink from a bottle of Żywiec and relax.
>BIG fan of binlan, on account of hokkei and memes
Two of our big imports to the world.
>Far from it, we're one of the most homogenous areas in the country. Boston has its fair share of minorities, but it's still very white for a northeastern city, and the rest of New England is almost all white (NH and Maine are some of the least diverse states in the country)
Excellent, maybe it's a worth a visit afterall.
>Can't say the same about Michigan, though
I should have specified, The Upper Peninsula of Michigan, that's where APPEARANTLY the Finnish Americans are.
>you ever heard of Detroit or Flint? That's where they are.
Fuck. I've heard of Flint very briefly, but Detroit? I ain't going to coontown 2.0
>New Jersey. Diners are especially common there, are usually 24/7
I'll keep that in mind.
>That's a very broad question desu
Let me specify that aswell, let's say I take a plane with a group of friends to NYC and land at JFK, rent (or buy) a car to use for a road trip all across the US, from the east coast to the west coast. Gas money aside, how much doest a decent car cost (again, rental or just straight up buying.)