Imagine being the tsarina and having to pretend you still love your retard husband and his tiny dick after getting your...

Imagine being the tsarina and having to pretend you still love your retard husband and his tiny dick after getting your entire guts rearranged by rasputin, who you literally believe is a magician keeping your son alive.

Imagine being nicolas and being too dumb to really know what's going on, but you suspect something.

Did you know when they finally brought him down to the basement to shoot him he literally asked "what are we going to do in the basement?"

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i've always wondered if rasputins peanus weanus looked like this while he was alive or if it swelled up during the preservation process

It's a sea cucumber

who is nicolas? is this a real story?

it was bigger.

>what are we gonna do in the basement??

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Cruel inbred despot eventually killed by intellectual freedom fighters

Last Tsar of Russia, it was suspected his wife was getting boned by Rasputin but she probably was just thankful for him saving her son, Alexei. Rasputin “treated” his hemophilia (ie prayed over him and other weird shit)

worst tsar ever

At the time the real doctors were giving Alexei aspirin, which would have made the bleeding worse. It's possible Rasputin looked better by comparison since he at least didn't make things even worse. He was also supposed to be insanely charismatic, and comforting someone can make them feel a lot better.

God that would be so hot. Imagine a commoner entering you and having to endure it for your son. That would be soooooo fucking amazing.

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Girl(female?)

to make such a comment it is obviously a trannye. they are never normal

mine is smaller erect. fml

The only sources that claim Rasputin was a drunken womaniser and love making god are rumor and propaganda. Rasputin was a devout christian and a good man. That is not his penis either

That's a mollusc

That looks deformed as fuck

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Based

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Bullshit. You're the one peddling historical revision.

>Communists
>Intellectuals

Please go back to Tumblr.

>Accounts of his life and influence were often based on hearsay and rumor.
Actually no. Historians recognize that the tales of Rasputin's debauchery do not come from any reliable sources whasoever. You haven't done a shred of research on Rasputin, just going off what you have heard of him and how wacky he was

Isn't this confirmed a hoax

mine is the size of the tip erect...FML

Why my countrymen such illiterates

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