Your cunt

>your cunt
>are you getting forced into service

>switzerland
>yes

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Stop whining you fucking swiss homo?

It's only 6 months right?
And who are you fighting? Cows in the swiss alps?

Here it's 3 years of actual fighting against sandniggers!

as if the IDF recruits psychos like you Shahar

>binland
>no

Conscription is retarded.

prussia
yes

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No, because my skin is ugly

>tfw got excused thanks to my near-sightedness
Heh. Nothing personnel.

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Nope, was decreed too mentally retarded to go into service

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I paid some bribe so I wont ever get conscripted

Flag
No

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No, only populationlet countries do that.

It's 2 years and 8 months

portugal
no, I'm not a serf or a slave like you

No, I volunteered

flag
yes

Military service in Europe is basically one long boy scouts program , be thankful that you don't live in a country where the military is a haze and torture fest

Yes i kind of was but i liked it

>Austria
>Yes
Though i'm already done :)))

>3years
Of course it's a jew exaggerating..

It was pretty cool. Hell I'd do it again

yeah, no, fuck em

No

>tfw got lucky and turned 18 in a period of a few years when military wasn't mandatory

i laugh at the lgbtq bootlickers

But you're a sandnigger

>Try and get Turkish citizenship by ancestry
>Have to serve in army for a year
>Want to but don't want my hair shaved off
What do?

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Same

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Fighting against yourself is the hardest struggle kek

It is 2 years and 8 months, look it up kraut

>why yes we have conscription in my country but i dodged it. What gave it away?

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lmao

I wouldn't mind serving in swiss army if that meant I'd get a citizenship. Instead I get this shithole army with fucking retards that gets me nothing.

>>Try and get Turkish citizenship by ancestry
>currently in australia

???

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Dual Citizenship

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i get it but what's the point? australia is a million times better

I know, just the novelty of having one

Retarded nationalists keep talking about reinstating compulsory service but they always cave when it's shown that every single barracks is fucking run down and in ruins so they have nowhere to put any recruits