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well done

oi mates, top of the morning lads!

Framing a poo

hows it goin' fella?

how does one acquire the Britchad accent ?

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She wants it

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Bob had bitch tits

Terrible edition next time let someone else do it

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what kind of british accent do you want?
a VIRGIN southern fairy accent?
or a CHAD northern accent?

spend a year or so living in a barratt new build in essex

Paragay

>or a CHAD northern accent?
based

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFTHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGRRLRLRLRLGLGLGLGRLLRGGRLRLGRLRGLBRAPPPPPTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Northern accent is grim. Northerners all sound stupid even if they're not

As chad as it can get to be
Non-negotiable
The gayest after Urugay

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Norf Korea

weird how british accents are all becoming more unified/more yankified
our parents generation has pretty thick local accents, our grandparents generations accents are extremely thick. our generation has a much more neutral accent.
everyone my age in the north west pretty much has the same accent apart from scousers. it's only old people that have a true wigan accent or a true manc accent or a widnes accent. young people from warrington or st. helens or salford all basically have the same accent.
weird innit

hello mate

imported media and ease of movement within our own countries innit

cant seem to feel any hard lumps behind my nipple just lots of fatty tissue, had a look into it and i think it could be ‘pseudogynecomastia‘ i have rather than gyno, also gyno seems to give people bigger actual nipples whereas mine are quite small so ill see if my chest chub goes down when i get to 15 stone and if not probs go to the docs

yorkshire accent
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You'll become like us and end up only having a few ticks you kind of share but can't really pick reliably

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sounds about right then lad
maybe youre just losing weight off your chest slowly

yeah but they're a way bloody ways off that happening

>losing weight off your chest
based retard

what songs did you used to sing in the playground in primary school?

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bin ladens still alive
pull the trigger, shoot the nigger
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dobbers wear nappies
wet ones too!
you can't take em off
til half past two!

losing fat then.
what did i say wrong? you lose fat at different rates in different parts of the body. maybe his chest is the last place he'll lose his chub

Yeah but i wanted to talk about myself anyway so who cares
We run brit

aye i think so too seems like when you go from being the porker i was its hard to really do area specific weight loss, just seems to fall off gradually at random areas

also i looked into the surgery and if you wanted to have it but didnt want to pay the £5k or whatever if you go through the NHS and claim it gives you anxiety or something similar you can get it done free

what was that playground song? i cant remember all the lyrics, it's something like

...
there aint no black in the union jack
so send those bastrads back
...

good lad

>its hard to really do area specific weight loss
based fat retard

And Chewy, I'm some hot nigger
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggers
Like you seen em twirl then he drop, nigger
And we keep them 9 milli's on my block, nigger
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped niggers
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigger
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigger
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigger

hitler
has only got one ball
the other
is in the Albert Hall
his mother
the dirty bugger
cut it off
when he
was small

it is when you go from being over 17 stone lad, you’re gonna lose weight from random areas regardless of the type of exercise you do

>also i looked into the surgery and if you wanted to have it but didnt want to pay the £5k or whatever if you go through the NHS and claim it gives you anxiety or something similar you can get it done free
really? i mean i wouldn't be lying, it did absolutely fuck up my self esteem as a teenager. at one point i hated it so much i seriously thought about stabbing the lumps with a knife and then going to the hospital so the doctors would have to amputate the breast tissue.
saying it causes anxiety and getting a proper operation sounds a lot less painful, thanks for the heads up lad.
good luck losing your tits, it'll be easier to lose yours than mine

>you’re gonna lose weight from random areas regardless of the type of exercise you do
first correct thing you've said

Wouldn't dream of singing even as a child
Undignified

>browses Jow Forums once
youre a health specialist now are you? a professional dietitian?
you dont know what youre talking about you FUCKIN MONG FUCK OFF

>health specialist
if that's what you wanna call anyone who doesn't have disgusting lumps in their tits

i am addicted to opiates/opioids ama

aye it comes under the NHS ‘cosmetics’ funnily enough they also offer breast enlargement for women who suffer with breast related anxieties lmao.. couldnt make it up could you ffs

>area specific weight loss
it's not hard, it's impossible. spot burning fat has been proven to be a myth for a long time now. there's no changing where your body burns fat

Used to get the shits as a wee lad when songs came on in Disney movies.

Or when you got those thomas the tank engine video tapes with sing songs in em.
Just get back to the bloody story

favourite Scorsese film?

im healthier than you. i can out run you and out lift you. stop pretending like you know anything about weight loss, dieting and exercise

lmao based on what you coping fat cunt

Taxi Driver
>There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization
wish i had travis's determination

stop fighting about weight loss lads lets laugh at boomers instead

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based on that you think you can lose weight in specific areas you spastic

so you're illiterate too then
tough break

always makes me laugh when one mong doesnt know when to keep his mouth shut then gets put on blast by literally everybody that knows hes talking bollocks

get your dunce hat on lad haha

retard

so calling you a retard for believing in spot reduction means I believe in spot reduction to you
do you think retard is a compliment?

lads was teaching women how to read a mistake?

Bollocks are absolutely sweltering

we don't care chink

Could take 5 of you lot without breaking a sweat

you can't take a breath without sweating

you must be in really good shape to have that much gay sex without breaking a sweat

instantly logged into WoW, dead game 2 days in

take 5 of us up your arse i bet

mad how theres a level 46 mage already, fucking chinese freaks

if your gf asked you to send her a video of you wanking, would you do it?
i want a video of my bf having a wank but i feel like a degenerate for asking

Same thing happened to starcraft remastered. Normies go crazy about it for a few days then realise they only wanted to play it because it was hyped and they don't really care about it because they're not kids anymore (nostalgia wears off fast)

>teehee im bent btw :v

stop playing word games, youve lost the argument. man up and admit it
btw you type like a nonce

stick to reddit if you can't keep up mate

its a genuine question

did indeed

no it's not, it's yet another excuse to conspicuously post bf instead of gf whilst mentioning some disgusting sex shit like you always do because you're a broken-minded sodomite

>he still thinks reddit is bad in 2019
lmao, outed yourself as a brainless NPC
everyone uses reddit you fuckin flid

this site is 18+

okay well i'll say gf from now on then
just because i use a b instead of a g it somehow makes my intentions different

how do you feel about yank attempts at aussie accents basically being knock off cockney ones

why would it be degenerate to ask someone who you shag for a vid of them playing with their willy? i exchange bate vids with slags all the time on snappyc also send them unasked for a laugh sometimes cos i dont give a fuck

>As head of the Iraqi Olympic Committee, Uday oversaw the imprisonment and torture of Iraqi athletes who were deemed not to have performed to expectations. He would insult athletes who performed below his expectations by calling them dogs and monkeys to their faces. One defector reported that imprisoned football players were forced to kick a concrete ball after failing to reach the 1994 FIFA World Cup finals. The Iraqi national football team were seen with their heads shaved after failing to achieve a good result in a tournament in the 1980s. Another defector claimed that athletes were dragged through a gravel pit and then immersed in a sewage tank to induce infection in their wounds.After Iraq lost 4–1 to Japan in the quarter finals of the 2000 AFC Asian Cup in Lebanon, goalkeeper Hashim Khamis Hassan, defender Abdul-Jabar Hashim Hanoon and forward Qahtan Chathir Drain were labelled as guilty of loss and eventually flogged for three days by Uday's security.
absolutely based
hate football
hate football players
hate football fans
hate footballers wages
hate sports in general

wish i had the balls to do that

Might've just had a bit of a dissappointing job interview lads

truly quite bizarre

chins up

Poo poo comes from her butthole.

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very sorry to hear lad, just gotta get through these before you get picked up

>Morrissey's last name isn't Smith
what the actual fuck

once you’ve done it once its like a piss in the park

I quite literally started a Smiths song the second this post was made

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>GOVERNMENT GOING TO ASK QUEEN TO SUSPEND PARLIAMENT

FUCKING HAPPENING