Cyprus: The secret paradise of the EU

Cyprus: The secret paradise of the EU.

>340 days of sun and average temperature 25° in winter
>Rich Russians, rich Anglos, rich Jews and Israelis
>Dirty whores from all over Europe
>Best beaches in Europe, far better than Canary Islands
>Member of the EU, everyone in the EU can move
>Low taxes

No flaws

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>>Best beaches in Europe, far better than Canary Islands
Tiny, mostly rocky, crowded shithole beaches full of r*ssians, a*glos, and pissraelis

>No flaws
See above

There is a small flaw
>the turkroaches stole half of it

>>Rich Russians, rich Anglos, rich Jews and Israelis
how it this a good thing lmao, dropped

Too many Cypriots for my taste

An empty shithole with nothing but desert and beacher for boomers to roast on.

My boomer uncle runs a business there.

Jealous you get the shitty Atlantic and shark attacks

Thanks our Junta and the CIA for allowing it, and thanks you for the not doing what you said you would in the such case (mediate to resolve the conflict)

>Best beaches in Europe, far better than Canary Islands

Canary Islands is in Africa

They should have stayed as our colony if they wanted our help, we took lots of Cypriot refugees anyway

>>Rich Russians, rich Anglos, rich Jews and Israelis
>good

Do you say the same for Hong Kong too?

In my opinion yes, idk or care what the government thinks, we can't look after all our ex-colonies they have to deal with their own issues now

You kept your bases in Cyprus though and you promised to be a mediator for any occurrence on the island. That's the difference between HK and CY.

>Youuuu promiiised!!!!
Oh well, people lie

It's only better than Malta. I'd kill myself if I had to stay there for longer than 2 weeks

It's another thing to lie to your teacher or mom and another thing to be dishonest towards the UN, Greece, Cyprus and Turkey.

stamata na prospatheis na synomiliseis me egglezaki
apla den

What else is better in Europe? Educate me

Cyprus is arguably in Asia

Sicily

Do you realize there's no economy and it's ripe with mafia and poor violent shitalian midgets ?

Cyprus is for millionaires

Based

Muh italia number one!
Shitalian on suicide watch

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It would be better if you just stop posting

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Cyprus is actually pretty nice

Why would it bother you?

it's filled with cypriots and turks tho

Too Islamic for my taste.

they have like 3 decent beaches