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Pengdon edition

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yano gyaldem

the only "white" brit is one who's just seen a ghost
ahaha!

Must be talking to an angel oooh Must be talking to an angel oooh Must be talking to an angel

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alri

grim and expensive
coaches are low key peng. fat leather seats and can watch films all the way there

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all non-white people must be killed if we want to save our country

>grim and expensive
>coaches are low key peng.

grim impoverished mentality

That must be fake

yes because welsh people aren't white
that's just an established fact

Makes brexit a bit bizarre then, doesn't it?
Separate from the white, christian EU in favour of the ethnics in the Commonwealth migrating in.

Realize I'm going to have to get into fashion if I ever want a chance of pulling a bird.

Fucking hate it too, find it incredibly boring.

Crazy the amount of Welsh who look non-white

no you don’t
you just lack personality

>white, christian EU

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Think that's just coal dust tbqhwy. Washes right off.

it’s because the original britons came from the continent in the early b.c times they’ve more in common genetically with the spanish portugese and french than they do with the typical “anglo-saxon”

plenty of distance between just dressing decently and "getting into fashion"

The goal aesthetic

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ngl love driving on the motorway for hours alone

anglos are the true brits

invader scum

Anglos were literally the invaders

shitskins

Boris actually prororoguing parliament the cunt

best is when you find a motorway buddy who overtakes you, then you overtake him and you keep doing this till one of you has to turn off

I have an appalling personality. I realize that the only way I'm going to get another gf is if I lift, get fit, dress well and make lots of money.

I mean, id spend hours everyday on the personality machine at the gym if they had one.

I'm Norman mate

It’s not hard lad, just copy other people

alri norman I'm steve

Reminder that Britain is a de facto French colony since 1066.

Just back from the corner store, lads.
Lots of boomers there.

then you’ll just attract a grim gf

gaul is a roman colony

Better than no gf

No gf is fucking gash

going to miss hong kong lads
really peng city, would reccommend it to anyone thinking of travelling to asia

my 2nd favourite holiday so far id say

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the fabled native british phenotype

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no it's not
no gf is better than a bad gf
the sex is fine but it's all the bits in between

in truth all nations are just east african colonies

Steve the Bender? Yeah I think you know my mate Bulldozer

did you get the pork buns I told you about

galactic brain take

got a new tommy hilifiger XL top and it fits so well, gonna order more of these

I don't know mate, all I know is that when I had my gf the highs were higher but the lows were more frequent

No gf is just a monotone, like literally a fucking heart monitor on flatline

Absolutely horrid

This. You are only shagging her for about 5% of the total time you spend with her so you have to actually like her as a person

we need to reform the holy roman empire

You fat bastards

This, but this time make sure it is Holy, Roman, and actually an Empire

isn’t a bit expensive compared to other asian cities?

zoe would batter 190 the ket head

based and voltairepilled

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muff,_County_Donegal

what happens here?

really wrong pal

fight club style?

nutin’ rong wiv a bit of k

youtu.be/jNsJaAzVj8Q
based bootlegger

I'm 28

Ive had 26 years of being single

I went 7 years without sex

The loneliness drove me to a psychotic episode

If having a gf prevents me from suffering the loss of my mind then obviously I need to pursue it no matter the cost

*prorogues /brit/*

find it funny how you pipe up now hes gone (because he got doxxed) but were quiet everytime he said wanted to meet you lmao

Classic displacement activity
neck yourself

How did you manage to get the first gf then?
I’m kind of in the opposite boat haven’t been single for more than 3 months since I was 14 and I’m 24 now, think I could do with a year or two to myself

never even heard of a gf

honestly do it

i was in the exact same boat and it does wonders for your mental health, hobbies, money etc

>haven’t been single for more than 3 months since I was 14 and I’m 24

just fuck off

fucking hell he reddit spaces every few words
absolute state of this obnoxous flooding cunt

not uncommon you spastic

not even chad tier, chads dont have gfs

this isn’t britfeel

need to buy a new pass soon

Lads what are your thoughts on a baked bean and bacon sandwich?

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My last meeting was with a regular. He is usually really quiet but he really came out of his shell. He was talking about the possibility of a 3some with me and I thought this is great dirty talk and he was really getting into it but then he was thinking a bit too hard about the logistics of it, his cock softened as he was going through the AW hotlist in his mind. I could see the cogs turning. Tried a bj and a hand job and in the end I asked him where he would like to cum (mist guys say on my tits which is easy for me haha) but he gave it a couple of pumps and said "you know what I'm not going to cum but I will contact you about that 3some"
Talk about not living in the moment! Poor guy haha

>reddit space

fuck off you terrible autist. A line-break has literally nothing to do with reddit

lewis

broke my fast today on two crumpets with beans and cheese and mushrooms

Generally there are two main clusters of Europeans
Northern Europeans, especially the Baltics, northern Slavic countries, Germanic countries (including Scandinavia) and England, have higher percentages of the Yamnaya, nomadic steppe hunter gatherer DNA, including having higher frequency of lighter skin, taller height, straight or wavy hair, hawk/turned up/snub noses are common, fair coloured hair and bright eye colours, while Southern Europeans, especially along the Mediterranean, in Balkan countries and in Celtic countries, have a higher percentage of the Neolithic farmers DNA, who were already in Europe before the Indo-Europeans. They tend to have dark coloured eyes, a shorter but stockier build, dark hair that is usually curly or coarse, Roman or Greek noses, swarthier skin colour. They tend to have closer genetic phenotypes to those in the Near East and North Africa

Both the Yamnaya and Neolithic cluster groups tend to have higher likelihood of Neanderthal DNA than non-Europeans, are on the whole taller than non-Europeans, are hairier than most non-Europeans and have better constitutions than non-Europeans, being able to stomach more food, handle more alcohol and resist more disease.

My parents and her parents set us up with each other

She actually lifted me out of a psychotic state desu so I have a lot to thank her for

delivery man nicked my macbook

not him but seriously fuck off giving people gf advice when you know nothing of the >tfw no gf plight we have to endure

>break my fast

go get him, rorke

funny how every post using redditspaces is shit

lol get a grip

>boris suspended parliament
Leftypol so seething he forgot to tie his laces and tripped on the way to work

What's this about boris suspending something?

its possible to feel tfwnogf when you have a gf

trust me

you know who prolifically redditspaces? 190childrennonced. you don't want to be like him do you?

>fast
sheed
>crumpets
rorke

hello, rorkesheed

It's suspended for Conference recess anyway, he's just ending the Parliamentary session so he can use the Queen's Speech to fuck over Corbyn

I was also very insecure about reddit when I was new here. now i browse both and don’t give a fuck because they both offer something very different

gfs are one of the easiest things to procure imo