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Just jerked off to widowmaker overwatch porn. It was based as fuck.

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"willy, bum, wank" for me

Based as fuck

unilad.co.uk/news/children-can-now-choose-their-own-gender-in-australia/amp/

based

>enter public swimming pool
>As I'm entering I notice this girl staring right at me
>Don't want to seem like a perv but I sneak some looks in myself
>She definitely keeps looking at me
>S-should I do something? How?
>As our swimming sessions finish she looks right at me while crossing lanes to get out
>Maybe I should get changed and wait outside until she comes out
>Get out and she comes back out as I'm walking past the change rooms
>Say hi
>Asks me if I'm going inside (to the spa area)
>Y-you too
>Follow her in and chat with her there
>Exchange contacts
>She tells me to let her know if I kneed anything as she leaves
D-did I just get laid??

same
but work straightened me out sort of

>enter public swimming pool
>As I'm entering I notice this girl staring right at me
>Don't want to seem like a perv but I sneak some looks in myself
>She definitely keeps looking at me
>S-should I do something? How?
>As our swimming sessions finish she looks right at me while crossing lanes to get out
>Maybe I should get changed and wait outside until she comes out
>Get out and she comes back out as I'm walking past the change rooms
>Say hi
>Asks me if I'm going inside (to the spa area)
>Y-you too
>Follow her in and chat with her there
>Exchange contacts
>She tells me to let her know if I kneed anything
D-did I just get laid?

You're lying in order to receive attention

yes

wasn't worth Spamming/flooding in the old thread either

for me it's 'oof, yikes, cringe'

no

haha you'll be thinking about it for days when i show you an image from peep show

disgraceful that it's taken this long

Probably a proxy mate

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Hello Aman

might get the 3.99 lunch deal from dominos

For me, it's "scone, jam, cream"

grim

Have you jerked off to maharani Noor lately

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A proxy? What I'm pretty sure it was a real chick

You telling me a bloke can say he's a sheila? Now why would anyone do that?

shall be playing a cheeky bit of forza horizon 4 lads

honestly don't like the way she looks like but fuck me her voice sends my willy into orbit

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Don Lemon
Bashes whites — married to one.

Kamala Harris
Bashes whites — married to one.

Sarah Jeong
Bashes whites — white boyfriend.

AOC
Bashes whites — white boyfriend.

Ilhan Omar
Bashes whites — affair with white man.

Lefts Slogan:
Bash whites in public. XXX in private.

in overwatch I ask girls to crouch down and I stand right in front of them and I get so hard thinking of them making such a submissive pose right in front of me that we always lose the game because I'm not paying ATTENTION

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don't know why diego just namefags (for attention) on friday only when his posts stick out every day anyways

fucks sake man I regret posting her now, I know her and her bf in real life

hope you get fully run over by a double decker bus one day

must say, all these years i still dont understand the difference between the geordie and scouse accent

they all sound working class

for me it's "top, shagger, here,,"

how to take care of my johnson brit? might hold hands with a girl today, trim with scissors or machine?

prorogue parliament

says the mug with a canadian flag

Bought 2 crates of the new Tommy Robinson aftershave.

>announcing reports
expect a knock at the door

bit based though innit?

would genuinely batter you for saying this you deaf tarquin fairy spastic mong cunt

which posts are mine in this thread

Ah yes, "parliamentary sovereignty"

dommy....ohh dommy........dommy dommy dommy...... ohhhhhh DOMMY...... DOMMY!!!.....DOMMY DOMMY DOMMY DOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....DOMMY DOMMY WOBBINSEEEEEEERNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

your language is confusing pirate, please be more especific

Praying for a certain someone.

yeah, that'll prove that you're not of lower class

Say hi to Noor for me. But don't tell her about jerking off to her brown tits part.

rugby tackle the queen

are you from pakistan

lol

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Posing as 100% English far-right nationalists on Twitter again today are we Pavel

upper cunts be wankers though

nesamani or nigwit
wrong answer will get you killed

no, but still of middle eastern decent

based afghan

love and hate newcastle

Business idea: pronounce "balls" in a thick New York accent so it sounds like "bawls"

>are you a paki?
>no, I'm a paki
stupid paki

This one ya fucking bellend

doing a tourist trip to salisbury catherdral

based iraqi

gotta admit, the dommy wobinson gimmick does make me laugh

do i have to shave my willy?

youse guys wanna play stickbawl?

kek this is me

how did you find out her full name?

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Ok nevermind, she just sent me a message saying "it's good to meet a new friend"

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lol well done it's also the only second of two posts i've made today and the last one was hours ago so i'm not really sure what he is talking about

Sick and tired of you talking about Newcastle just stfu please

based iranian

based yemeni

is her bf a paki

leftypol intellectuals: marx, hegel,engels, mao zedong, philosophytube, contrapoints, joseph stalin, slavoj zizek, hbomberguy, rosa luxemburg, shaun and jen

rorke intellectuals: DOMMY WOBBBBBBINSEN!

leftypol intellectuals: marx, hegel,engels, mao zedong, philosophytube, contrapoints, joseph stalin, slavoj zizek, hbomberguy, rosa luxemburg, shaun and jen

rorke intellectuals: DOMMY WOBBBBBBINSEN!

got DOWNVOTED into oblivion on reddit for saying turks arent white wtf

Maybe hes not on about just today? You reckon? Have a bit of perspective pal

Tommy Robinson, or Stephen Yaxley-Lennon as I have started calling him, is everything great about Britain.

Heard you the first time

>go to Newcastle, who knows if ill go back so no consequences
>tourist so instant conversation and Australian accent
>go to train station to go back to place im staying
>only person there is a really hot girl
>she looks at me
>make eye contact
>she smiles
>instantly break eye contact and walk past her
never stood a chance

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bloody nora, these walkers bbq pulled pork crisps are pengalicious

okay, this is epic!

just got news of an incoming leftypol raid...
its back from the shadows

scrolled through her twitter

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this is only day i've post since early morning saturday when i embarrassed myself by forgetting to take my name off lol. im about to leave again anyway so enjoy.

Listening to Nujabes

Truly abhorrent post.

howling, love this meme