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This general supports white homogeneity, heteronormativity, nuclear families, monogamous marriage, patriarchy traditional values, the English language, and Anglo-Saxon cultural hegemony edition

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England's Brave Ben Stokes

chewing a valley

Rorke doing K for the first time ends up getting molested and robbed in a K hole

all me

Browsing Reddit

It is sad that saying that sort of thing would get you arrested in the UK now

I hereby declare this thread a rorke-free zone!

Any rorke post after this one officially admits that trans rights are human rights, race is a social construct, and Brexit was a mistake.

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>get smeared 1000 years ago
>Norman BVLL surnames like 500% more common at Oxford and Cambridge than Anglo Saxon names.

>muh cultrual hegemony

Leftypol leaving the door to his mum’s house open because he doesn’t believe in borders

On this day in British History

>1189 – Third Crusade: The Crusaders begin the Siege of Acre under Guy of Lusignan and Richard I of England.
>1609 – Henry Hudson discovers Delaware Bay.
>1640 – Second Bishop's War: King Charles I's English army loses to a Scottish Covenanter force at the Battle of Newburn.
>1648 – The Siege of Colchester ends when Royalists Forces surrender to the Parliamentary Forces after eleven weeks, during the Second English Civil War.
>1810 – Battle of Grand Port: The French accept the surrender of a British Navy fleet.
>1833 – King William IV gives Royal Assent to the Slavery Abolition Act 1833, although slavery remained legal in the possessions of the East India Company until the passage of the Indian Slavery Act, 1843.
>1879 – Cetshwayo, last king of the Zulus, is captured by the British.
>1914 – World War I: The Royal Navy defeats the German fleet in the Battle of Heligoland Bight. This was the first major naval battle of the First World War, the Germans lost four ships and 1,000 sailors whilst British casualties numbered only 33.
>1940 – World War II: The first major air raid on Liverpool takes place, around 4,000 people would be killed in the area by the end of the war.
>1994 – Thousands of shops throughout England and Wales open legally for the first time on a Sunday, following a change in the Sunday trading laws.

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Better watch your side that your picking
Snake start hissing
Heads go missing
Rest in piss to the ones I'm k**ing
Chief Keef drilling
Codeine spilling
Blood on my linen from the cuts never healing
Hot boys out the crypt with a mouth full of scripts
Body bags zip when the gun hammer clip

big dick no deal brexit

my car is from guatemala

rorke resolving to turn his life around

overheard my mates sister discussing anal whilst smoking weed with her mates

she's 13
just want to stab everyone responsible for the modern world in the neck

>The first major air raid on Liverpool takes place, around 4,000 people would be killed in the area by the end of the war.
Based. Were the Nazis the original ABLis?

leftypol simultaneously denying there is a white genocide but also hoping for it to happen

leftypol still turning his head away during movie sex scenes

Did you whisper whilst doing it

You didn't talk about sex shit when you were 13? Piss off.

of course
neighbourberg knows im home alone and i wouldnt want him to think im weird

Can get arrested just for saying you're English nowadays

leftypol getting 20 minutes into a film before realising he's already seen it

that still wouldn't make it okay you freak
modernity has poisoned several generations of youths by this point

Lowlander & a Englishman sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Lowlander says
“unghgfg Soudron? Igfgftgfgs wisglmf tfgfg crfck wig Suddrgfgn sin nocht o unghgfg gfngit tfgfg tughs kunghnrunghk.”

English man replies
“What? Sorry, I don’t speak Gaelic. Could you please ask me that in English?”

Lowlander replies very angrily.
“gfgRSgfg!!!!! unghgfggr sgfgilffbfh I ortnfgfg unghgfg i tfgfg thgfg sgfg! unghgfg buid bgfg vgfgxfnd binnfgfg ffin tfgfg mfmuit out!”

The crying English”man” mumbles
“P-please calm down s-sir… I don’t want any trouble.”

Lowlander accepts the apology but says to his wife
“Dfgfg unghgfg lisit tfgfg for mgfg tfgfg spulungughgfg ughnt up?”

They both leave and the English”man”’s wifes son spits in his face. He commits suicide later when he realises he can’t compete with the lowlander.

kong hong

i didnt say shit like "anal is the best because you cant get pregnant and you dont bleed" when i was 13 you sick nonce twat

leftypol mistakenly thinking lofi hiphop beats helps him do better on his test

>blading
check
>beard
check
>glasses
check
>overweight
check
>graphic t shirts of my favourite marvel superhero
check check check

texting the 13 year old gf

rorke beginning to fall in love with his asian gf even though he knows he should have white kids

You know the current British aristocracy are all basically descendents of William the Conqueror’s posse and they still own 1/3 British land and don't pay taxes on it m8.

>the Chad Norman
>the virgin Anglo Saxon

Yeah give it back man, I said you could borrow it

whoops forgot to prefix this with "rorke"

mentally castrated myself

Rorke stating on Jow Forums what girls want despite never having a gf

physically castrated myself

based

Castrated a nigger

might go and become totally tubular dude

sucking a glans penis

collecting and displaying castrated penises on a trophy wall

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rorke postponing meeting with the gf for another week because he has unfinished coursework to do before the deadline

Sucking a poopsicle

makes you wonder how old she is doesn't it, just on her ig like that
hint: gchq's got you on a list for having this in yer cache, dirty bastid

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and then I said, a golf ball!

the quintality of man

rorke trying in vain to get a popcorn kernel out of his teeth by licking at it

What happened to the REAL men?

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leftypol furiously tweeting

dont understand betting
cant you go to one shop, bet £50 on outcome A, then go to another and bet £50 on outcome B

got my willy chopped off by rorke

Depends on the odds dunnit

dont understand

okay so you've done that, now what happens next?

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phwooor

I'm smarter than all of you

i made jacob rees mogg tea once at work

During this time Rorkes gf finds herself getting passed around and sexually satisfied by numerous leftypol saboteur agents, eventually siring a baby that isn’t Rorkes. One day she admits this to Rorke, he snaps, murders her and then goes on to plow his car into a busy sidewalk, killing 6 and injuring many more. The news report that Rorke was a right wing extremist, and the attack was ideologically motivated, further discrediting his political beliefs. Rorke is sentenced to life and gets his arse pounded by ethnics every day.

Leftypol wins yet again.

just put £100 on dapper man at 8/1 in the Musselburgh 2:40

Can’t wait until Jeremy Corbyn becomes PM and throws you all into the gulag lol

outcome A happens and i get minted

>looks at this post
>looks at my monitor to which classic wow is playing
yeah don't think so

pssst, hey lads

>to which

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how can anyone be this thick?
let's something has a 50/50 chance of happening then the bookies will price it at 5/6 ie you get less than double your money back

alright you literal fucking povvo hooligan some of us dont live at the bookies

well of course you don't THINK so, you can hardly think at all you braindead twat

If you spend 50 pound in both shops, you'll have spent 100 pound in total. Only 1 bet can win realistically.
So unless the winnings are equal to or more than 2x, you'll have lost money or just back where you started.

baited
you're like puppets on my strings
dance for me puppets

Based

just got a free (you)

Forcing the people’s will is now

uNDecRoMaTiC!

According to remoaners

lefties suddenly pretending to be staunch royalists in order to beg the queen not to prorogue parliament

if you bet the same amount on A happening, as well as on A NOT happening, then you wont make money or break even because of the odds the bookies put down
if you bet £50 each way and outcome A is 3/2, then outcome NOT A would be really really shit odds like 1/100 or some shit so youd be down either £25 or nearly £100 i think

Cardi B is a ratchet hoodrat gutterbeast infecting the young women’s ears with complete and utter shit

Genuinely hope somebody brutally stabs her to death

>but its not what EYE wanted!!!! stop it bowis!!!! stop it now bowis!!!! ooohhhhhh jewemy cawbin!!!!!
individualism has doomed the west
*reburies my nose in the transcript of petersons latest debate with mencius moldbug*

white people, ladies and gentlemen

>Cocaine worth €1bn seized in Hamburg
>Six arrests as cocaine worth £60m seized from boat in Wales

deanos on suicide watch

youtu.be/MVKsuc1UDEQ?t=4 imagine being an asian bloke

the odds can fuck off then
whats even the point
betting should be illegal

never seen a more white people post
lot to unpack here

leftypol unwilling to eat corn, afraid it will appear again in his bowels

i doubt peterson has ever heard of moldbug but if he did he'd become more based

might sniff a little bit of mandy

famished
tummy rumblinson

there's only one for me

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a broke