/cum/ + ???

*badum tish*

i can't fap to this

Long and VERY thin. Perfect for dolphin sex.

are you circumcised?

>three posts from /cum/ flags
yikes are we gonna have to create a new general for north americans?

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nah. i'm okay with this general

It's so much better in cum during euro hours.

I heard that dolphin females can pump and milk your dick with their pussy. They also will emotionally attach to you and actually want to please you.

shut the fuck up zoophile

cats > dolphins

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or what
are you going to cry

owo

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you're a flea

oy wey

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fucking filthy liberal
close the door would ya

>zoophile

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is this loss?

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was this picture taken at the country club?

who would have thought we'd find a guy who was there

I’m a loser ama

yes but for boomers

indeed

what is it with libertarians and being disgusting freaks like you

SOOOOOOOO
OPEN THE DOOR

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SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME

don't be mad at him, he's autist

bruh...

I think footfags are worse than furriest/zoophiles

I used to watch Zik and Luther. Later I force came to Ziks sister(pic).

remember that time someone uploaded a gig of dolphin porn to /v/ and said it was a game everyone was waiting for? kek

where do i download it?

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What they were really waiting for all along...

Doctor said I’m not underweight anymore and I’ve been cleared of anorexia unless I relapse

Does it affect your menstrual cycle?

good job fatty

Anorexia can make periods less frequent or stop

youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

gj bud now get swole

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Starting to think moving in with my gf was a huge mistake

Why did I agree to this

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Friend of the GF posted a picture of her little hairy Asian girl arm with the hairs standing up on her IG story with the caption (in Chinese) “every time I have to greet a guest I want to take a shit. All my hairs start standing up.”

Not sure what she means by that.

Does anyone care? Hello?

Gross. Post arm you doodoo puss

>Adrenaline and CRF (corticotropin releasing factor) can stimulate contractions of the bowel leading to increased motility and the need to go to the bathroom.

got a poo brewin rn...

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Lil hairy girl arm

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Look what I found at the record store :)

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I'm sitting near a pretty (-ish) girl, so I'm holding in my gas and NOT THINKING ABOUT POOP.

I don’t wanna get swole I like being small and not intimidating

If only i had soy images saved...

let out a MEGA FART to assert dominance

I’m a vegan so I eat lots of soy
I mean I go to the gym still cause I don’t wanna be super scrawny or anything

Imagine being vegan

Now that’s a yikes

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Who remembers these adds on myspace?

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On my lunch break and have to take a big giant shit but i'm trying to hold it in so I can poop on the clock

B R

Imagine NOT being a vegan
Now that’s a yikes
I work for a local animal rights organization too

stop shilling this mongol you fucking freaks

Boss make a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit on company time

Best on your previous posts are you gay and have many B12 shots do you take a week?

LOL

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>doesn’t want to get big
Fag

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This one goes out to all my dead /cum/ niggas.

youtu.be/0eQ6smosgi0

I’m bisexual and I take supplements

Modding Skyrim again

is it worth it?

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There’s at least one dead posters

Yeah I like Skyrim

disgusted that KFC will be partnering with those impossible burger people to make vegan chicken nuggets

don't be mad at vegan people

Veganism is winning

Hey did you post the timestamped local snack in the other thread?
I think I might have missed it, went to bed early.

southpark.cc.com/clips/8dv3f2/vegan-options-for-everything

It's called "beyond kfc"

Can finally pass the pencil test

Fuck that be...

today.com/food/kfc-testing-new-vegan-fried-chicken-made-beyond-meat-t161334

>orders groceries from amazon
>they were literally delivered by some guy driving a minivan
>didn't even let him in the building because he didn't have a wagie uniform or any kind of identification that told me he was from amazon
>just left a bunch of food in the hot sun in front of my building
The future of business is grim

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whom would that be

You’re supposed to go outside and pick the groceries up, and given them a tip
Or you can stop using Amazon and let Bezos die

>let him in
go outside

>tip
,just the.

>Or you can stop using Amazon and let Bezos die
But Whole Foods has good frozen pizzas that are cheap :/

why can't you go to the store

not gonna make it

lazy also I work from 2-10

tired didn't sleep well last night

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Amazon owns Whole Foods