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going to eat an ice lolly, also referred to as a popsicle, freezer pop, ice pop, ice block, icy pole, ice drop, or chihiro

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the plural form of moose is
moose

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Gonna fuck a pregnant escort up the arse again for 50 quid, what am i like haha

Get some pics lad

Ridiculous the amount of phone calls Ross and Emily had.

This before the days of whatsapp. Must've cost em a fortune.

theres a moose loose aboot thise hoose

just found out that peaky blinders is actually filmed in liverpool. birmingham is such a shithole with terrible architecture that they went to liverpool for an improvement, lol

nowadays i suppose bugs bunny goes around chewing on a tide pod saying "whatsapp doc"

Been queuing for wow since half 4 and still have 80 minutes left

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Made a fool of yourself here pal.

Hahaha

literally just been stabbed in the throat dozens of times with a massive zombie knife

fucking boomer

delete this

any wsg crossposter man in

shouldnt have closed down the lads youth centre then.

Sick of tightstoil, looking forward to winter so there are less tights on show at work, cos i am wanking 4 times a day every day right now

isn't pikey blinders set in a birmingham heavily bombed after WW1

if only the mandem had ping pong tables

>less tights in winter

eh?

t. labour, lib dem, greens and snp joint spokeswomyn

Dare you to go on question time and blame knife crime on the fact that 75% of black youths are abandoned by their fathers

stockings aren't tights

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

50 quid for a 3some is a good deal lad

same lad aha help

just prorouged a wank

according to her shes having twins so a foursome kek

convinced that multiple women are in love with me

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Just had two glasses of milk. My stomach right now

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this but they actually are

2 glasses is literally nothing

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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Not a single one of those posts is Dave

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49500387

Wonder why BBC chose to sneak this out now? Didn't even make the front page but climate autismo slag arriving in New York did

Dave here. This isn't me.

With Jamal right

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Look whos sailing into New York lads!

Have absolutely fucked my ankle up.

tweaked my back deadlifting

it's over for me

poor baby want some ice

Having some fish and chips for tea cos I'm fucking British after all. You got a problem with that then fuck off back to bangladesh ya cont

WE VOTED

JUS GET ON WIV IT!!!!!!!!

all of these are dave

she's going back across... but the crew didn't want to go both ways, so they're flying home and a different crew is flying out to new york for the return leg lmao

nah I'll just end up eating the ice
thanks tho x

lol what is wrong with him
absolutely batty

all me

poor baby
want some ice

None of those are Dave

Dave here. None of those are me

...

some mad lads been playing WoW classic for 36 hours straight now

>calls you a paki in every single post
yep, that's our dave alright

I was in the thread when the dave gimmick was created and tbqh if I had a time machine I would go back to that moment and just neck myself

>cos i am wanking 4 times a day every day right now
literal cumbrain

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Like this, like this a lot.

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bengalis are known for eating fish pretty much on the daily though

>Anime can't be kin-

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poor baby want some backpacks

>open window
>get too cold
>close window
>get too warm

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Lol

leftypol absolutely seething

too cold > too warm
fact

faggot

you should be drinking 2 litres of full fat a day

does anything even come out after the 4th one?

open window
close curtain

dave

based oshii and kon

look like the london paki has been truly rekt there.

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Fuck off you paki cont do they fuck eat fish n chips

sue

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daves an autistic weirdo no wonder he considers himself the arbiter of taste

london paki on the ropes

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah

incel
femcel
chincel
gymcel
gamercel
currycel

any more?

it was because he slagged off london and then greater london/london paki got really upset.
now london paki calls everyone who outs him "dave".
he doesn't even know how dave is anymore.

I read a book a week so a question like thats not gonna catch me out

Pasty little wimp.

you

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Cant wait for me fish n chips itll be fucekin lush im bloody starving i could eat a horse

nigging a sucker

ricecel
copecel
ethnicel
mentalcel

rorke changing his name to Ivan

take your meds london paki

its literally the only british meal that isnt haram you mongoloid