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maisie

never really loved yanks until i spent 3 months in yankland

they're the friendliest people on earth. when i walk into a hostel dorm i hope i have yank roommates. dutch and german are also decent, chinks the worst.

It won't
When the people take to the streets and a general strike is called the government will collapse

thoughts on this as a new facebook profile pic?

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Brexit means Brexit

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>When the people take to the streets and a general strike is called the government will collapse

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>>curly hair
>repulsive non-white feature

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What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 31st of October 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

grim

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ABOLISH PARLIAMENT

Stop using homosexuality as an identity you horrible gay cunt, hurry up and die of aids

check we've got enough stockpiles of insulin

Been listening to Bombay Bicycle Club non stop since they were posted in here yesterday, I must confess.

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gross
younger sister genuinely seems autistic

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'THIS IS YOUR DECISION AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL IMPLEMENT WHAT YOU DECIDE', stated the taxpayer-funded UK Government leaflet delivered to every UK home prior to the EU Referendum in 2016.

By a margin of 1,269,501 votes, the electorate voted for the United Kingdom to Leave the EU.

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These braindead ghouls should have been taken by social services before it was too late.

it isnt though, why are you jealous that I have an identity and you dont?

>October 31
>Britain officially leaves the EU
>Leftypols across the country stare at the telly screen in horror, fear, sadness, rage
>Diane Abbott glares in anger
>Owen Jones looks on the verge of tears
>James O'Brien seethes, muttering curses under his breath
>David Lammy goes into a melodramatic rant
>Caroline Lucas shakes inconsolably
>Anna Soubry covers her eyes
>Nicola Sturgeon throws up
>Lily Allen screams incoherently
>JK Rowling feels suicidal
>Bob Geldof punches a wall
>Laurie Penny sulks
>Richard Branson tears his hair out
>Tony Blair blinks in disbelief
>Jeremy Corbyn tries desperately to hide his smile of joy and this throbbing erection

82.4% of the vote for anti no deal parties
580 MPs elected on anti no deal platforms

Been wanking to Bombay Bicycle Club non stop since they were posted in here yesterday, I must confess.

I mean their granddad is a friend of the rothschilds

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>unironically supporting the tories (or any party) in this day and age
cuck

I remember these posts about the March deadline KEK

You're a homosexual deviant bore. Be quiet man, go take pictures of plantpots or something

Sucking my own bollocks

>implyign that i've got enough morals to not book escorts

the biggest downside is the cost

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look at her

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By a margin of 1,269,501 votes, the electorate voted for the United Kingdom to Leave the EU with a deal.

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seethe on leftymong

like the idea of booking a shemale escort and getting her to top me but scared it'll be awkward and ruin the fantasy

FIFTY FIVE POUNDS for a train to London.

Campaigned on the benefits of a better deal than the current EU membership

Run on the banks, shortage of foreign exchange, plummeting pound, gold appreciating, mysteriously sparse fresh food sections of the supermarket, property prices plummeting, days-long queues at freight ports, civil unrest, runs on pharmacies

Will be ebin on Jow Forums though xDD

I wish i had british gf. Why not?

are you not the one who posted about it yesterday? about how you wank so you last longer then always change your mind?

What could possibly be awkward about that situation?

Who won the election?

AMA

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where from

yeah nice fantasy leftypol
none of that will happen

corrr peng bum bottom right

wouldnt mind a world war breaking out and getting conscripted and getting mindlessly slaughtered on the battlefield and just lie in an unmarked grave

Norwich

The Conservatives on an anti no deal platform

povvo yokel

Project Fear is so 2016 Mr Osborne

my poo or ir hurting

the economic crisis of brexit will lead to a massive increase in fit art hoes selling themselves into prostitution for cheap to afford to live
and you people are complaining?

oh yeah nah thats bad

Might buy a cheeky 5 bed in Belgravia with my beer change

did you get this off twitter?

>Afforementioned millionaires retreat to their cushy houses or moved abroad
>Meanwhile Rorke is out celebrating, only to wake up the ext morning and find his job down the chicken factory has gone

i'll swap my sister for yours?

Just hop the barrier init. Pretend to be asleep when inspector comes

t. curly haired freak

>with a deal
Source?

sue

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the vote leave campaign

No I’m a civil servant working in Westminster

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growing up with the internet from a young age is a catastrophe for your persona
zoomers need to be annihilated

no deal is happening and there is literally NOTHING leftypol can do about it

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Nothing more redpilled than a session with a dominatrix

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the govt. Itself said it would happen lmao. Operation yellowhammer lads, look it up

Mow your own lawn decrepit old cunt

get the megabus then

What's wrong with slavic man and british gf.
Freddy Mercury had british gfs though he was pers. Slavs and anglos were the same barbarians.

Alexa, please order 20kg of sand to 6ft above my bollocks.

There definitely is. e.g. a Sheikh shitting session with any whore.

A deal was proposed to Parliament three times, sweetie. The Remain politicians are directly responsible for ending up in the position whereby we leave with no deal.

>Rorke awakes the next day to find ourselves under WTO meaning we can deal with literally anyone in the world
>Every country begins rushing to the UK to make easy trade deals now that the EU isn't holding us back
>Rorke becomes wealthy within a few months

no but i did see that user posting

i shag escorts when i can't be bothered with chasing, you can find one with a great body easily and they're always a good shag. £100-150 for a tight gash and an energetic shag is better than £50 for taxis, drinks and a non-guaranteed shag imo

Treason May's remaincuck influence on the Tories is long gone

So did they call a new general election and stand on a new manifesto?

Oh no no no no no

*buys gold*

ever think about installing grindr and bumblasting a tight twink for free?

I fucking wish, more twitch slags? sure. More camwhores? Definitely. More instathots selling their piss to betas. No doubt but art hoes are simply too well off to be prossies.

Which is a grand shame because I would like to hire one full time to be my bangmaid.

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It's funny how anti-paedophiles use the same arguments that anti-gays used to use

Lmaooooo is this serious or? Care to take a look at how well are trade envoys have done so far?

Post sources for your claims

*buys silver*

>My Left Nut
A story that follows a man who lost his right testicle to cancer but is overcome with an urge to destroy his remaining left one.
>Old Man and The Balls
An old fisherman comes toe to toe with his rival at sea but in a tragic accident as he casted his line the hook snagged his balls, ripping them off and being thrown in to the dark abyss where his rival awaited.