The case for Germany:
>Both obsessed with order and efficiency
>Both detail and quality-oriented
>Both love to obey orders and rules
>Same tendency to take over their continent but ultimately failing
>Both autistic
UK:
>Both archipelagos
>Both ancient monarchies
>Island mentality and superiority complex towards the continent
>Culture of politeness
>Both obsessed with tea
Well, Jow Forums? Let's settle this once and for all.
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Case for Germany:
>Both ethnostates
>Both have rich medieval history of knights etc
>Both became crazy in WW2 and tried to genocide and assimilate it's neighbour (Poland and Korea)
Germany by far.
The UK is compared of many ethnic countries.
Also the dynasty changes every time a woman queen marries so the monarchy is pretty recent
They're no germans if they're polite. Germans are the most rude people there are
They drive on the left so they're us
Japan annexed Korea in 1910 without a war.
Really? Is there much of a difference with Austrians?
And we're the Italy?
>Italy
>Religious
>Large families
>Ancient architecture, religion and culture of Europe
>Julius Caesar is praised throughout European cultures
>Spicy food
>Brown
>Irrelevant today
>India
>Religious
>Large families
>Ancient architecture, religion and culture of Asia
>Ashoka The Great is praised throughout Asian cultures
>Spicy food
>Brown
>Irrelevant today
You're the México of Asia.
BASED
that's the Philippines.
I say they're us.
>Unseasoned food
>Bad teeth
>Small island off the mainland
>Uniformly highly developed compared to the mainland
>Token monarchs
No that's the Philippines.
Lmaoo are you for real
How much of this is meme and how much do you actually believe?
>Brown
There are lots of white people here
>Spicy food
Not that many Italian dishes are spicy
>Irrelevant
Speak for your country thank you very much. Italy is a member of fucking G7, is considered arguably one of the few Great powers of our era (en.m.wikipedia.org
You forgot
>Drive on the left
>Bad teeth
>Imperialism
Japan is the UK.
Meanwhile Germany:
>big population
>hated for being successful
>butthurt neighbours
>auth left government
>export/trade domination
>everyone thinks we're trying to take over the world
>people said to be soulless drones
WE are CHINA.
Why do people call us Germany of Asia?
UK is politically, military and culturally a model of modern Japan.
its compatible. economy wise japanese industry is very similar to german but our regime is very similar to the uk.
Here you go, this is the asian countries and their equivalents.
This is the only correct answer, don't try to refute this because you can't.
Also Hong Kong/Macau is probably Luxembourg/Liechtenstein or something
>highly developed to the mainland
Actually here is a even better one.
India is Italy like observed.
Myanmar is Spain for oppressing regional minorities
Bangladesh is Albania for being Italy's Muslim cousins
Mongolia is Hungary for being landlocked and Mongolian
Bhutan is Switzerland for being a secluded mountain state
Nepal is Austria for being inbetween Italy and Germany, also mountains and shit.
Don't forget
>many different regions with their own cultures and languages
And
>Maldives
>Malta
It all checks out.
You are delusional if you believe that Italy has any power today while India is the fastest growing economy in the world
G7 is a meme
its compatible. our industry/economy is similar to german and our regime is similar to british
And Taiwan is Austria
Hong Kong is Switzerland
SEA is the Eastern Europe of Asia
No, why would Hong Kong be Switzerland?
Bhutan is Switzerland
See and learn
Not geographically, I meant the standard of living
>Germany
>An ethnostate
Hong Kong is Luxembourg
Modern Japan is an East Asian reimagining of Victorian England and 1940s America