Do y'all tell your dentist you floss?

Do y'all tell your dentist you floss?

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I never flossed once in my life

Does your dentist ask?

yes
she knew i lied

i floss everyday

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Nope, I'm deaf so I don't speak at all.
>go inside
>sit down in chair
>dentist takes her x-rays and pokes around
>showes me something on a picture of cartoon teeth
>ok
>she gives me the needle that numbs half your face
>drills and repairs
>done
>do the awkward "thanks and goodbye wave"
>leave

I tell him I floss maybe once every six months (it's the truth)

he doesn't even ask

i've never been to a dentist once in my life

mine doesn't