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Women don't respect emojis edition

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cringe

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Stay seething

>22l

Almost pointless.

I use emojis all the time and i shag

women are dumb i type like a retard on purpose when chatting to any girl just as general rule

Three new threads. Fucking state!

Imagine if everybody told 190 to top himself in a brit thread though... how funny would that be

James, you're an embarrassment. No woman respects you.

cat tug

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Mobius One, engage

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youtu.be/LoSm6VkplJc

big one coming in

Posting in dogshit yank editions makes you cringe and a remoaner

shall we do it la?

el kotto

Dj regard more like dj retard

gf says she can't do a poo if I'm not there to watch her

are we watching the footy lads?

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>By ALLAH the GREATEST, looks i've stumbled upon a hive, a swamp even, of layabout RACISTS. Aye, racism; that RIGHT IGNORANT and SCUMMY refuge for the PHOBIC, the HALF-WITTED and the CELIBATE.. I'll have you nazi dummies and fascist know that I SUCK GENTLEMEN'S COCK and I am proper proud of it if you ask me.... Have a go at throwing together any of your BACKWARDS braincells to offer a retort to my EARTH SHATTERING FEMINITITY? I rather thought not..

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>not just adding his trip to the filter years ago

gf sent me this (unironically)

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Things to do in Lima

Go

poo

ngl willy twitched a bit reading this

No it would be too cruel even for him

That's nice

I don't have to worry about using emojis or not cuz they respect me when they're cumming on my big fat willy lmao

haha poo

whats her arsehole look and smell like?

Tell her to blog on

Me next to her jsut finished dogging with her

It's a good job she put that paper down

ah yes, the female

Feel like this James person is the 190 cm trip

Never done a poo in my life, I swear.

*gets down on my knees, looks to the sky and lets out a wail of despair*

Nah I'm not a paedo

Lol

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your gf just dumped you because you're a cringey tryhard lmao you won't be shagging for a while mate

Absolute battleaxe

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7D134c_ibk
Better just watch the vid

You might have to be because no grown woman is touching you emoji boy.

AWKWARD TRUTH 190 IS MIKEY. NOTICE THEY BOTH HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING LATELY

As an incel, am i not supposed to try if I want a girlfriend?

the 'der

up the Forest Green Rovers
need more eco-friendly clubs desu

Toooo long baby

190 is the paki tranny

what are your redflags lads?

mine are

she's been volunteering in Africa
has a gay best friend
has an interest in politics that has no theory behind it aka liberal
prefers male friends
tattoos
less than 50 likes on her FB PP
is overtly flirty

etc etc

theres a reason you cant see her face, because my willy is stuffed right down her nosher

>Blade Runner 2049 is now on Netflix

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She didn't dump me, I'm talking to other bitches anyway stay seething

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why are you so desperate?

190 is a purgatory gimmick connect the dots

We are a parliamentary democracy. This stunt is straight out of 1930s Germany - utterly, inexcusably dictatorial.

Lowbrow cheerful thinking

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>some chink speaking pidgin english

Wow well done

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want a no deal brexit just to piss off bercow

Mine too Lisicki lad. You're so based.

But you forgot to mention
>slept with more than 3 people

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My dick don't discriminate

Sad to see how the virginity has slowly changed your psyche, you didnt care about most of that 4 years ago

Literally opened up my laptop to google something unremarkable and 9hrs later I've spent all this time on /brit/ and havent even got round to what I was doing.

Is this addiction? How do I not that?

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yanks are the nicest people in the world

just kill yourself

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buy this backpack you dumb little shitebag weasel

not addiction
sounds normal for a neet without friends

HOL UP FELLAS

So let me get this straight,

After 3 years of MPs trying every sleazy trick in the book to cancel Brexit, NOW they're crying "anti-democracy"?

Proxy off Al

Get a job

Fed up of paying for people like you

This
They're always so friendly

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enterainment RUINING ya life? Call Frank

fucking hate yanks

Looking for 30l and uk based lad.

Based

wooga booga

GOD
BLESS

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? The ones complaining are the same ones who voted for a brexit deal

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What's he doing up there?

ha he bat

just buy one of these bags you cunt

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What did you have for dinner, lads?

shop pizza

Cheetos

How comes all you guys were so aggressive to me? Is it because I get pucci? Don't be jealous, women arent that great

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haha how d-did you know, what can I do instead?

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Which one of you was it?

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the gf

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>Not in America

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ear wojak

i like cats