/brit/

use this one next plz :3

want to spunk on her eyebrows ngl

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leftypol loves this

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a good thread

literally nothing wrong with this, bigot, you're out of touch

>Caldron Pool is a politically and theologically conservative website
thought you could fool me didnt you

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while the brexit revolution rages outside I'll be in a queue in Barrens

youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

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Tell her she'd look sexy in the dress and to wear it next time

leftypol SEETHING today

trekkinn.com/outdoor-mountain/the-north-face-rodey-27l/136864254/p

wiggle.co.uk/dhb-slice-30l-rucksack/

Nice hallway

nigger

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What went wrong with British gene pool?

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the best stock left for the colonies

haha it's the opposite actually

why are we all sexy af and you all look like inbred rats then?

what was mcgreggor’s tax policy?

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strongly disagree but the advantage you do have going for you is tanning so skin imperfections are more hidden xx

wow i literally watched this film today
youtube.com/watch?v=C8wJeG6VjRk

have many ideas for the perfect film but i don't have a camera

anyone ever experienced this

once did an all nighter because my sleeping schedule was fucked, come morning time, I suddenly became extremely motivated, energetic, positive, social, confident. I felt so 'clean', like a huge burden had been lifted off my shoulders and a kilo of gunk had been cleaned out my body. I felt incredible

ideas are the easy bit. execeution is the hard.

im cute

sue

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explain the world and its tax policies

"You don't deliver on democracy by trashing democracy . . . we are not selecting a dictator of our country" - Sajid Javid

>remoaners want another referendum going against the first democratic vote
>they're now whining about the lack of democracy yet are planning protests and a coup

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Tell her user has spunked over her

He's not finished he's only 28

Thats the morning for you, dont know why but mornings are lovely, had to do the same and have made sure to stick to waking up early

user did you buy any of those bags or

just use a cheap digital one

god trudeau is such a BVLL

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assad is smashing the turks in idlib lads

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boris will BTFO remoaners
they will off themselves on the 31st october

Black cock
Black penis
Black dick
Black want
Black silly
Black todger
Black pecker
Black dong

Love it all, always on my mind

I've got a camera

Damn I wish I didn't smoke all this weed so fast now I'm so fucking pissed I need some grass to calm me down

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tulsi gabbard fingering herself silly at the very thought

What happened lad?

Slug

Just reply with some /brit/ meme. Tell her you have her on the ropes rent free.

just be irie, lad

Forced to move into a yank thread, fucking hell.

wonder if trump can still get hard

Be funny if Piers Morgan died of arse cancer.

Wooooow you're so hard

You could have made one?

nothing
it's fine
stop getting upset at the occasional uggo

drugs are for mugs

Contemplating a wank lads.

Odds we wank
Evens we watch sharpe

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best film ever made is probably piavoli's nostos the return
here you can watch it: youtube.com/watch?v=Pn41hp4P_mo
"At the end of the war, Odysseus, the wandering hero, with his companions begins his sail back home to the Mediterranean. The conclusion of his adventure is delayed by many natural obstacles and he takes an internal journey of fleeting memories of his childhood, his parents, love for a beautiful girl, nostalgia for the past, regret for what he did, and the deep silence that envelops everything. He confronts the most terrible loneliness following a shipwreck in which all the comrades perish"

gutted she's all but out

Have a bun of my weed and be like us cool kids

post feet

Face like a slice of toast

film of the year

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15 minute warning for Naked Attraction boys

Spent £20 on a meal at nandos earlier
Was nice though

think you mean Avengers endgame? Lol

vardy is a fucking chav

Cracking set of chebs

This but £30 at pizza express for some dough with cheese on

Joakino Phoenix

lol just saw the trailer for this thing earlier had no idea they were making a joker film looks so stupid

thats on today yh, noice, will just crack out a quick one then I'll be there

Leicester will win the penalty shootout

Remember this post

Y^ESS BRUVVAAA

Here's your oscar, Mr Bottom

>will just crack out a quick one then I'll be there
you might aswell save it desu you dunno who's gonna be on tonite init

They entered it in Venice lmao

um no i dont.

Dog Soldiers already exists bucko

big
FUCKING
brain
POST

what utter shite, i hope you don't watch it

shut the front door

>15 minute warning for Naked Attraction boys

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Gonna be some moldy willies and flabby vaginas, no thanks mate cant risk the shame of getting a hard on

gf got upset at me because she gets upset at me but i never get upset at her. what the actual fuck is wrong with people? Swear I cant do anything right

*opens it wider*

it's Taxi Driver meets Houellebecq
meaning it will be based

alright that was a ruse that i would've lost my shit at so well done lad

BASED!

Can't wait for an hour of peace when the virgin teenagers go off to watch Naked Attraction.

probably isnt just about getting upset and more a general statement about your lack of expressing your emotions to her.

don't read houllebecq and taxi driver has inspired a lot of tripe so no im thining it wont be based

Correct answer is Apocalypse Now