Kirby swallows your cunt

Kirby swallows your cunt
What superpower does he get?

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He gets a gun

>Kirby swallows your cunt
>What superpower does he get?
Obesity

He becomes retarded

He becomes bydlo

this

The power to cause radioactive catastrophe to any fool

he invades america and turns the whole country brown

becomes charizard

Can summon earthquakes

He disapears (loses his head)

Becomes HIV positivreand becomes homosexual

He gets a BBC

-10 IQ

He becomes a super alcoholic

why does this happen on Jow Forums

Economic uncertainty

he becomes poor and has to migrate

sad state of greenland

i have no cunt

The ability to get crushed to death

he loses all powers

CD throwing like Tron

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melanoma

becomes a baboon

Impossible. We are Kirby's Achilles' heel.

He dies

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And fat, and ugly, and loses impluse conrole.

I know
At least I don't drink

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He becomes invisible.

Völkermord

A huge arsenal and obesity (well more obesity).

he gets OCPD