Kirby swallows your cunt
What superpower does he get?
Kirby swallows your cunt
He gets a gun
>Kirby swallows your cunt
>What superpower does he get?
Obesity
He becomes retarded
He becomes bydlo
this
The power to cause radioactive catastrophe to any fool
he invades america and turns the whole country brown
becomes charizard
Can summon earthquakes
He disapears (loses his head)
Becomes HIV positivreand becomes homosexual
He gets a BBC
-10 IQ
He becomes a super alcoholic
why does this happen on Jow Forums
Economic uncertainty
he becomes poor and has to migrate
sad state of greenland
i have no cunt
The ability to get crushed to death
he loses all powers
CD throwing like Tron
melanoma
becomes a baboon
Impossible. We are Kirby's Achilles' heel.
He dies
And fat, and ugly, and loses impluse conrole.
I know
At least I don't drink
He becomes invisible.
Völkermord
A huge arsenal and obesity (well more obesity).
he gets OCPD