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How are you FL anons holding up?

Shit, double meated it twice ine one day
My arteries are Screamin'.

it's still too far out to be certain about anything
really hope it doesn't hit me though because our shitty little trailer won't hold up to cat 3

Stay safe buckaroo.

my cousin thinks diesels are better than petrol engines
he's an idiot

thanks fren

Diesel makes a great mid-long distance commuter vehicle. Not really a hoon-mobile.

Why are you burgers so stupid? Lmao

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And why are you so angry? Just relax for once XD

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I rearranged my room and realized most of my walls are bare and it makes me feel sad

I ravaged your mom and realized most of her vagina is bare and it makes me feels sad

im going to invent the uber of facebook

>weed nigger says he cant do it last night, lets do it today
>text weed nigger a time today
>he says yeah
>text him again close to that time
>no response

and here we go again

what's it like living during prohibition era?

Got a cute girls number today

whats it like spending $15 for a liter of OJ

Good job

it seems like it touched a nerve...

it seems i touched your mom's nerve endings

whats it like posting on Jow Forums

i've never had sex but i imagine it's like having sex

i touched you mom's cock endings

god that's hot

nigga we out ere

whatcha mouf

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let's raid /cum/ guys. who's with me?

best part of living in a legalized state is not smoking weed anymore, but also not having to deal with weed niggers anymore either

its too hot outside

potheads literally and unironically think smoking weed is a personality trait just like wom*n do with drinking coffee

x literally and unironically think x is a personality trait just like x do with x

this is now a pothead hate thread

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DUDE

THREAD'S THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=AQIdWhgGicc

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just move lol

>I'm boycotting this thread
Why is that?

never have felt a hurricane in my life
must be very awful

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>happy cake day!!!!

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Which one do I start my night off with?

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>my cousin thinks diesels are better than petrol engines
All heavy machinery (like diggers, bulldozers, cranes, you name it) is powered by diesels. Diesel engines are real workhorses in modern day world.

interesting, didn't know there was a day for cake

Neither, get a bottle of apricot schnapps.

want to squeeze your cheeks desu

apricot is gross, not a fan of schnapps, too sweet and sugary.

Rate me /cum/

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I know I'm getting too horny when I start jerking off to bbw porn

no, i'll squeeze yours

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is 4cuck ded again?

jotos

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Depends on how bad it is. I've experienced a few, but the worst ones I've experienced have just knocked out the electricity for a week or so and knocked down lots of trees.

it happens from time to time
most of the times is less than 5 minutes

no

pee pee poo poo

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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lol

7/9

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>14 candles

Uber of Facebook is called Tinder dumdum

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not having electricity for a week seems too much to me + having all the city drowned, no thanks

bitch mother come light my bottom

if I had a daughter she'd probably have tiny titties which is good so pervs like you don't perv on her

heh, just attracts a different sort of perv
DFC is the way to be.

im hIGHHHHH WHOOOOOAAA IM IN SPACE WHOOOOOOA (1hunit) DAMN THIS THAT GOOD GOOD WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEAM ME UP SCOTTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This was in the early 2000s so we weren't addicted to smartphones and computers yet. And our town was far enough inland that it didn't flood (thankfully). Areas an hour or two away flooded though.

things don't get better

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Did he say that?

learning this the hard way

no, i did

LOL

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gonna go watch brightburn with mummy

yeah probably true, but young girls with smaller tits don't stick out as much

Schnapps isn't sweet and sugary, at least I've never had one like that.

Schnapps is a fruit brandy, so it's just a distilled fruit wine. It's akin to vodka with hints of fruits

I hate people who have the same fetish as me
They always take it to a degenerate level

hold her hand when he kills his

have fun.

examples please

Actual schnapps in the us is very rare, what they market as schnapps (our national brands) are very sweet syrupy flavored neutral spirit. Very few authentic brands are imported, though a few smaller scale distilleries make true schnapps.

>watch the Joker trailer
>Joker has a black romantic interest
Why is Hollywood pushing WMBF now

i don't like schnapps or brandy (unless it's Martell, but it's hard to find around here).

and while i like Vodka i have none at the moment. i have plenty of whiskey i should be drinking so tonight is a whiskey night.

you are degenerate too

I'm scared bros

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>now

Of becoming a bald "twat"?

bruh i was just reading some #MeToo article talking about being “digitally penetrated” and only at the very end did it dawn on me they were talking about a fingerbang and not some dumb new term for unwanted online messages LOL

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thingken i'm going to need to buy one of those plague scraper things that dentists use on teeth

It's something like a 20 year difference

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and?
all commuter vehicles are powered by petrol engines

yes
there shouldn't BE a difference

i wonder if they ever went around making bird noises to scare peasants. i would have.