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Just called up my Dad to ask him if he'd ever been to cheadle, said he'd never heard of it. Fucking hell this is serious.

anyone else so chill that when a girl tries to make them jealous with another guy that the girl tries so hard they end up shagging the other lad and just ruins any chance there was

Reminder that Cheadle doesn't exist and it never did

forget it, its not important, it's nothing

So you approve of girls cheating on you?

Van just pulled up outside with some weird blokes inside...

pay for tinder gold but never meet anyone
who else /chad/?

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Bulgarians

kek

just remembered I had a dream last night where nukes dropped
was pretty scary but as it was only a dream there were not really nukes.

flight got diverted from cheadle to land at barton aerodrome lads, pilot gave no reason

Cheadlites.

we all mancs then?

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Rumours of cannibalism coming out from Cheadle

i have information on cheadle
meet me behind the grimsby arcade wheelie bins, 1 hour, come alone

how is it cheating if she isn't in a relationship with you

used to have a lot of nuke 'mares

At least we can all agree that this is the absolute worst flag
>looks like its from WW2 hospital ship
>sends message that "look we don't want any trouble" thus inviting trouble

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can't see a thing about cheadle on twitter
complete media and social silence, whatever's going on there they don't want us to know about it

Glad I wasnt the only one, was petrified of nuclear bombs dropping as a kid

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the end is really the beginning innit

most powerful people in the world mancs are

leftypol genuinely thinks that the Queen doing her duties is worse than prince andrew being part of a nonce sex ring

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inbreeding and spice doesn't make you powerful

so this... THIS is the power of leftypol

Now THIS is a flag

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Now THIS is a post

you've never met an inbread spicehead then

yorkshite talking about inbreeding very funny
do have a spice problem tho

reports coming in from cheadle of several 50p coins found at the scene

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No it definitely isnt, all tricolour flags that arent the french flag are worse

Grand old Duke of York

sneedle

house harkonnen disagrees

>yorkshite talking about inbreeding very funny
we shag our sisters and we're proud of it

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Please don't discuss that paedo

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sucking a gom jabbar

Just googled Cheadle and it's right there, what the fuck are on ab-

why are most people like this? why can't they be autistic spergs like us?

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got a visit from GCHQ agents about searching for cheadle on google

hes got good taste tbf

That's a very interesting question. Please get into our unmarked van and we will tell you all about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=MRau5ysqrXY

sucking a jam jar

how do you pronounce cheadle

an abolished monarchy just means Tory Presidents instead of Tory Prime Ministers
BoJo would then have executive power

[answer redacted] error 404

Wish I was british

that's not a word mate

iä, iä, cheadle fhtagn

still preferable imo

you don't
*blows your head of with a 50 cal explosive round*

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lads why's there a CSIS 'copter hovering about my house?

who does the best cheesy chips in cheedle?

not to the people on twitter calling for a republic
they want the queen gone because she did what boris want, but what they're calling for gives boris all the shots
they're just so fucking stupid aghh

best cheesy chips are in iran

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Had a wank 10 minutes ago
Going in for round 2

fedup.
from me beak to me arsehole
weeew x

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Let's discuss Duke of Lancaster

cheadle? doen't exist

most people are stupid
more republicans is fine with me though

u alright bud

hehe slurp slurp

Was wondering how serious to take this and then fucking cheesy chips are the dish for england wtf is that all about, buzzfeed needs to be nuked

ah yes, "Cheadle"

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their recipe is terrible, but proper cheesy chips are lush

Just woke up

what it really sounds like is they actually want the Queen to have more power

just full from a large dinner la x
x

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Listening to Estelle & Kanye - American Boy

starting to think back in the day when common folk had no freedom was how things are supposed to be. thing's are just so fucked these days.

Dont touch em me, am a chip purist. Wont even dip them in sauce unless they're shit.

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UTTERLY GRIM. SORT YOURSELF OUT YOUNG MAN!

Quite fond of a girl i've been on a few dates with
She was meant to be a rebound, our first date was a week after I dumped the "gf"
Haven't told the new girl this ofc

never done ket because it's a low class drug

What sort of scotsman doesn't like chips smothered in partially melted cheddar?

just know that people no doubt have more physical freedoms today but the masses have always been controlled and herded and peoples freedoms are used against them in many ways

china's social credit system is unironically what the world needs

Yanks are retards what a shite song

Do coke like a proper gent

i do

I'm a bit of soy boy myself

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Yes, I agree. Cheadle is such a lovely place to visit for a day out!

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