Going somewhere, user?

>Going somewhere, user?

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jesus christ, they have so fat fat but not in tits.

T-the g-gym

How can you go anywhere with this gravitational force

y-you too...

thats like 400kg, you think its still safe to stand on the balcony

How would someone fuck those hippos

>tfw you will never get to fuck middle girl and her massive mounds of fat, shoving your dick in every roll, letting her sit on your chest, and feeding her metric tons of junk food
Why even live?

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i think i would at most grab the blondes tits and cup them while i rub my face on them and suck on the nipples then i would leave because my penis is too small to reach her pussy

I was trying to! Excuse me??

I would, but unironically

that's atleast 1000 kg

How do you even manage to get that fat? At that point you’re just trying to gain weight

Passive aggressive behavior. You'll be eaten.

The American Dream

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We talked about this

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>Sit on your chest

And your dead.

*Parkour jump off the balcony*
Bye bye bitches!

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They have the key to your chastity cage.

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They also have your car keys and wallet.

I head to the nearest police station then

You're in the US. That would be a death sentence.

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Is that Trudeau?

Nowhere if you are not moving