Post them!

I don't get this joke

You have to be cute to get it

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Well yeah lol, I'm not cute

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I'll be the judge of that, open cloth bitch lasagna

Why does god let all the spermatozoa of all the different types of people mix and fertilize the ova?

Polish bvll getting revenge on the Krauts. Quite based I must say

Why do English women love the Scottish BVVL

>posting heritage with stupid wojak
>not posting heritage with childhood picture

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It should be something like this. Don't really know shit about my great grandparents desu

I did it reddit, I've escaped my slav heritage. The best part is that my fiancee is 100% Dutch so my children will only be half-slavs.

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Based

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>georgian russian jew
what the fuck

Yeah I don't know what the fuck happend either

Actually I think the father of my mother's father was Russian and his mother was Prussian. Gramps worked for the soviets as a police officer or something. Never met him cause he died of cancer several years before I was born.

does your surname end with shvili, dze, etc?
also, which part of your ethnicity do you identify with?

>does your surname end with shvili, dze, etc?
Ends with shvili desu
>which part of your ethnicity do you identify with?
I'd say russian, russian is my mother tongue, and both my parents only spoke russian when I was a kid, since they both spoke it fluently, the only times I heard georgian was when my dad spoke to my grandma, and thats it, I've also been to russia multiple times to meet my cousins, but I've never been to georgia, but I really regret the fact that I never asked my dad to teach me georgian, but I did pick up a few words.

Are you one of those American girls that loves books about Tudor architecture and the sonnets of Willy Waggle-dagger?

>Ends with shvili
do people get confused when they hear your surname, ask you if you're jewish? also do people in israel even know about georgia?

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>do people get confused when they hear your surname, ask you if you're jewish?
If you live in a relatively small city like me no one will ever question if you're jewish or not, In general I've never really had anyone in my life question whether I'm jewish or not, its pretty much given if you live here
>also do people in israel even know about georgia?
The vast majority does, Never had a person ask me "what do you mean georgia, do you mean the us state?"

I'm planning to visit georgia one day when I have enough money to see the culture and meet some locals, it always seemed to me like a really unique place and an extremely unique culture in general

Why do you ask?
Recommend me some books!

Rate my super unique lineage, Jow Forums.

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>seemed like a really unique place and an extremely unique culture in general
we are the only indigineous people of caucasus, all our neighbours are immigrants that came some time ago. we also influenced them (they also wear chokha and phaphakhi).
what do people think of georgia there? people here dont really talk about israel or jews.

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Mutt/10

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>what do people think of georgia there?
They don't really talk about it, Never heard anyone express genuine negativity towards georgia either, Infact I would say some israelis are really interested in the culture since its so unique. Any time I mention I'm half georgian people are really curious about the culture and if I've ever been there and what its like

Please be my italian gf

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rate me ;)

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Unironically whiter than me

ouch

hey there's some native american up the line

>Any time I mention I'm half georgian people are really curious about the culture and if I've ever been there and what its like
cool

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I mean am I wrong? That's quite the mixture you got there senpai

nice flags

Well, we're talking nationalities here (or I was). I'm genetically half English and half Ukrainian (Same as Russian?). So I guess not one pure ethnicity, but by no means a mutt.

Bro... Do you not know what a mutt is

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1912-1959 US flag > all

How did they find out that it was him and not your would-be great grandpa?

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Well, I'm pure European, so hah.

>European
>pure
>one ethnicity

What kind of mutt mentality is this, dude?
It's like saying a German Shepherd Dog x Welsh Corgi mix is not a mutt because they are both shepherding dogs.

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Sorry bucko, slavs aren't aryan

Not him but I wish I were at least part Slavic.

You're part of the problem

>you're part of the problem

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the question marks in the family tree are anglo and dutch or german

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Why are Americans like this

Don't worry, I was a one-off mistake. My dad went on to never racemix again.

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I copied the idea from a German poster though

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Sorry user I just find this weirldy common obsession with genetics and heritage really strange
Like, why even put so much effort into any of this
Or money
Like those tests are pretty pricey right? What do you gain from all this, I don't understand

it was like $50 and i told you i was inspired by some german autist. it gets me (you)s at least

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>$50
Sweet Jesus
Think of all the other things you could've invested that

how white am I Jow Forums

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Georgian Jews were from Babylon. Then they migrated to pagan Armenia and mixed with Armenian goy converts.

Then they migrated to georgia and Dagestan.

half white

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What are you?

⟟⟒⋏

Len?

Irk?

It was suppose to spell alien but it doesn’t let me type the other letters

El lesbo...

Austro-German intermarriage? Get the fuck outta here. HERESY!

Please be in Milan

B-but I’m straight.

>german
Comfy data. I'm damn curious about some details of my ancestry (potentially related to viking rape baby) but I'm also not very comfy about giving some fuckers my DNA. Which company did you pick?