i'm trying to fix the middle east help me bros
I'm trying to fix the middle east help me bros
Based. Trips confirmed.
My only criticism is that the Sinai should belong to Israel.
it should be one country under the black flag of Islam
Create a new caliphate
Lebanon and Iraq are monarchies. Syria got BALKAN'D. Palestine played 25d chess with Israel and won. Northern Cyprus invaded Cyprus and won but the British went back there and took Northern Cyprus so Northern Cyprus is now Southern Cyprus pic related is their flag
Secular Ba'athist United Arab Republic
It was fine 400 years ago
Um no Iraqi Christian sweetie, Lebanon is now a Mediterranean Monarchy so exclude it from that
*sigh* what could've been
Low IQ thread
WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
the only reason i put you with Iraq is because I didn't want to have too many similar flags
stfu 19th province
t. iraqi Christian
t. Lebanese muslim
holy shit fucking based I love you man
We've already been through this before, Mosul isn't part of kurdistan you dumb persian rapebaby, stop pretending you know anything about Iraq. Unironically fuck off and kill yourself.
ok this time don't pay attention to the details of the border. What do you think of the concept? Shouldn't these be the countries of the region? I think this is the best division of the region.
enough we wuzing my brother
>egypt goes all the way to sudan
>kurdistan exists
>the sinai desert is split between 3 countries
'no'
unironically there should be no borders, just one big country under the sharia
the only good Middle east map
Ave, true to Caesar
Sudan and Egypt could be a single country if the capital is in Aswan or the center in general. They both live off the nile.
Kurdistan should exist. So the Kurds could have a country.
Sinai was always sparsely populated by Bedouins.
Anyway you can ignore the details of the border and focus instead on the concept. I think this is the best division of the region. Those are the countries that should exist.
ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
This is by far and away the best map of the middle east I've seen. Had jews not invaded in the 1900s, it would be perfect
This.
this map tends to get a lot of positive reception. The ones that don't like are always people from the region that wants their countries to be bigger and larger and we wuz blah blah blah. Balkans niggery
Make Levant allot smaller and it would be good
Which levant border should change?
all of lebanon, northern israel, and the regions of syria that surround lebanon.
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are you done jerking off each other?
tfu
To fix it just bring back the achaemenids
Holy shit. You still post here. I fucking hate this baord.
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>no Israel
so you want Jews back in Yemen and the rest of the Middle East?
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you want me to jerk you off too honey?
yeah that would be much better
For people who jerked off to the idea of ethnic nationalism when Britain ruled over you, you are very unsympathetic to Jews.
>he doesn't want to push the jews back to the sea
t. shlomo goldbergstein
Why shouldn't Jews have their own nation?
why should they?
how is it unsympathetic? arab jews where viewed as arabs in those nationalist days. Egyptian jews are part of Egyptian culutre just like christian and muslim egyptians. Yemenis jews are part of Yemeni culture. Iraqis jews are part of Iraqi culture. And so on. With the creations of Israel and the introduction of zionism many countries in the region lost a big part of their culture forever. Just like with ISIS and the refugee crisis many christians fled and are leaving Iraq behind and thus Iraq is losing a part of it's culture and identity.
I want us all to live together and compliment each other to let our culture thrive. Each country has it's own communities and history. And we are all in this together.
I made this map based on culture not religion.
I prefer this one.
>an american flag
every time
if you want them to have their own nation then give up your land and give it to them
You know that jews going back to arab countries will not work. Also jews got banned from most of arabia since the beginning of islam. Most of >us jews can't trust you desu
Why should any people have their own nation, under your logic?
Jews have been living in Israel for centuries, like Arabs in the UAE, Hungarians in Hungary, and Americans in the USA.
نيك امك و نيك ام البعث
how does
>jews have been living in israel for centuries
justify an ethnic cleansing on the native population?
european jews should go back to europe and arab jews should go back to the countries they came from, simple as
>republic
yikes the future is empire and kingdoms
There was a reason why Jews left your homeland, and it was because it wasn't their home. Genetically, much of Jewish lineage comes from Israel. Jews were never completely welcome in Islamic society, and what you're saying isn't true: Jews have been known for centuries to be an ethnic and a religious group.
>empires and kingdoms
>not khilafa
cringe
Are you the autistic iranian sunni islamist or just another islamist retard
Jews were expelled from the holy land by the Romans but latter on they were let in by the arabs when we ruled the land. After the crusaders came to the holy land they massacred the inhabitants but after the the crusader states were cleansed the jews were let back in (and those were different from the original jews a proven by genetics). For more than a thousand years the holy land was a diverse place that was inhabited by a population of diverse religions and sects. But that changed after the ethno-state that endorses a zionist ideology was planted in our region.
Arabs have been living in the holy land for thousands of years but now Israel is eroding the arab population and is purposefully destroying the arab landmarks and heritage of the land.
america is a garbage country with a garbage population.
أكل خرة كلب
>i-islam bad
soy
I don't support ethnic cleansing on the native Palestinian Arab population, and I don't like what Bibi is doing with settlements. But my point is that Jews have just as much of a right to that territory as Arabs- especially after they have become such a large majority.
>they were let in by the arabs when we ruled the land
biggest mistake we ever made.
>Sand people
this, the ottomans really fucked the arab world too by letting them move to palestine and then fighting in WWI and losing, letting britain and france take over sham
Lmao are you the iranian.
اي بعثي يجب ان يشنق مثل زعيمهم القرد المجرم
>w-why can't the muslims leave their religion like the kuffar, muh science, muh feminism
pathetic
Why shit on america for no reason. Also arabs only allowed a realy small jewish minority in jeuraselem. Before the immigration, they were 2% of jeuraselem population
Ottomans were straight up Jews, especially the Young Turk faction. Turkey was the only country to throw a shit fit at Hitler during the 1936 olympics.
Arabs actually pushed us out of the Holy Land several times, and we have scriptural records of that.
>Arabs have been living in the holy land for thousands of years
And there's nothing wrong with that. You're still allowed to live there.
>Israel is eroding the arab population and is purposefully destroying the arab landmarks and heritage of the land
How many Arab monuments have been smashed or defaced since more Jews decided to move in? Al-Aqsa is still standing, Israel is still 20% Arab, and we still have a large Druze population. We're not an ethnostate.
>But my point is that Jews have just as much of a right to that territory as Arabs- especially after they have become such a large majority.
then why doesn't it show?
why do jews keep expanding their zionist project to also include settlements and displace the natives for example?
why doesn't israel take responsibility?
Nah islam is ok. Larping about the caliphate is delusional
That is why jews left christian lands to take refuge in islamic lands? no one welcomed them in history as much as muslims did.
Those people didn't even have their own language. Because you're an american nutjob you believe in your biblical point of view of the "jewish people". But in reality for thousands of years jews lived amongst arabs and spoke arabic. And when arab nationalism was introduced jews were considered arabs. They are one of us. They were. It was their home.
Shit Israel had to create animosity between jews in arab countries and arabs to have the jews leave those countries and come to Israel (Lavon affair). Israel wants more jews to come there to increase the jews population as a total of % in the land.
Zionisim was created by ashkenazis in europe at a time when europeans were establishing their retarded nationalism and nation state ideas.
Besides genetically modern israelis are not the original jews. If you want to suck off the original jews go choke on a Palestinian cock.
Bibi's government does not represent the voice of all Jews. Settlements are pushed by an extremist minority that believes that Jews have a right to develop on all of the Holy Land.
>ethnonationalism, is a form of nationalism wherein the nation is defined in terms of ethnicity
israel is an ethnostate.
are you a muslim? 'secular' islam is a myth
>calling yourself a muslim
>believing the laws of man are better than the laws of our creator
pick one and only one
>Bibi's government does not represent the voice of all Jews
isn't israel a democracy?
it definitely represents israeli jews, at the least.
Dude the relationship between Muslims and jews wasn't stable as you think. Sometimes they were ok, sometimes they were terrible. Imagine if you were a jew, what would you a prefer, living in an independent powerful Jewish state that is obssesed over protecting jews or living in a Muslim country that some of its politicians are ok with you and the half aren't and some even think you are a descendent of pigs and monkeys
الخميني هو في الجحيم ومغتصبه ألف كلاب
Nah I am an athiest. I am the tunisian american guy who used to post in /mena/.
How did your shia parents deal with you being a sunni or are you in the closet
I don't think you're objectively considering my point of view. You might have a biased perspective.
I am a part-Mizrahi Jew. I was born in Israel. It is a fact well-known in our literary and religious history, for hundreds of years, that we considered ourselves a separate people from the Arabs around us. The Torah literally states that Jews are a separate people. Stop and think about why Zionism resonated so much with Jews in the Middle East, why millions moved over and why so few Jews remain in Arab countries today.
we have scriptural records of you being a larper and not a descended of the original jews. Ivanka Trump says she is a jew. Does that mean she can destroy Palestinian houses to build colonies on top of them? It is ridiculous that you're trying to take the moral high ground.
Again, you are still allowed to live there, you can still perform religious/cultural customs, speak Arabic, pray in public, etc, and be a citizen. Israel is not an ethnostate.
>when the Arabs fucked you so hard in 650 AD that you start larping as the Arab religion even more than Arabs do
لول. انا لست شيعي اسلامي قذر. البعثية اديولوجية فاشلة اكلها الدهر.
Dude are you denying that joos were kicked out of the gulf? Even you arabs know that. >we used to live in almsot any major hijaz city
only world jewry can get naturalized in israel, retard.
israel only fights for the interests of its jewish constituency and not the minorities living in it and the people that have been kicked out from it.
Iraqi Jews were literally an integral part of society and contributed to government, music, arts, finance, economy, etc. until Israel was created and european khazars started telling them to migrate there. There were government ministers from the Kingdom of Iraq who were Jewish.
اخرس كلب إيراني حقير
>we have scriptural records of you being a larper and not a descended of the original jews
Then show them.
>Does that mean she can destroy Palestinian houses to build colonies on top of them?
No, but it also doesn't mean that Jews originating from Israel aren't allowed to move back to Israel and live alongside Arabs.
fixed it
>Swap west Bank and Gaza with Israeli land
>Implying it wouldn't be destroyed in mere months because they can't do anything properly
We're the only ones in the area with properly infrastructure and good living conditions.
And inb4
>Lol u get 3 billion from the US and more from holocaust reparations its becuz of dat
It's literally nothing compared to the size of our economy, it wouldn't change much if it disappeared overnight. It only exists because white "people" are dumb and are easy to trick
Lmao did you ever read some actual baathist books. They were all anti Jewish. You are thinking about arab monarchs like the king of Egypt and king of iraq. They had great relationships with jews. Also some socialist arabs like abdelkarim kassam. How baathists were objectvly anti Jewish tho yeah I do agree that the existence and lobbying of Israel didn't help either
You're wrong. 20% of Israel's population are Arab citizens:
en.wikipedia.org
Name one minority that has been "kicked out".
More like after Israel was created Muslims in surrounding Arab countries went apeshit and started killing, stealing from or heavily restricting Jews so in some cases the government had to evacuate them secretly.
انا يهودي يا غبي
بايسد اند يهودي بيليد
We know, and the same was true in Poland and Germany. It didn't end up well for us. Mizrahi Jews moved to Israel out of their own will.
25% are non Jews.
Most of those are Arabs.
Only a few villages were actually kicked out of according to records, rest left on their own accord with all their belongings almost after they were encouraged by the neighboring countries and then later there went "W-We were afraid you would do the same to us" even though essentially most of those that did stay and didn't attack Jews were just fine.
lying jew.
most of them left out of fear of war, not "because they were encouraged by other arabs"
en.wikipedia.org
Anyway I don't condone ethnic cleansing for Israel. I don't support what my ancestors did to create it, even if I live with the result. I would've preferred to live in southern Argentina anyway.