I am an Invader. AMA

pathetic attempt at larping. /x/-tier.

sage

I don't look like a sketch of a profile human head.

No. I am no criminal.

Yes. It is my favorite human painter. Well, my favorite painter in general. Your civilization may be lacking in pretty much every aspect, but somehow you have the best painters as far as I know.

Oh you aready reply most of my questions with this post, ya good

How do your governament, if you have one, works? Does you have anything similar to the earth political philosophy? Are there nations of any sort? Can you name one great personality from there compared with one of ours?

Does your civilization not have painters?

Quiet at least it's not another 'am i a cumskin' thread

If you've ever browsed /x/ you would know that larp threads like this one are way worse than anything Jow Forums has to offer

My kind is not interested in humanity, I am weird in this regard. I like your painters and your musicians. Your literature (any form of storytelling you have) is honestly underwhelming. And your food would be deadly for me, but that is not your fault.

What do you eat then?

It is very different. We don't really have anything equivalent to celebrities or your politicians. The closest thing to a government my group has is the artificial intelligence that makes all the important decisions. We are not unified by the way. Who knows how many faraway groups of my kind may be drifting amongst the stars of this part of the galaxy. So I don't know how the "govenr" themselves.
My group is probably equivalent to my nation. But it is about 17 times the human population of your planet.

What do you mine? For what purpose?

Yes. But compared to yours they are very rudimentary. I think our "painting" has probably degenerated since too long ago.

I synthesize something edible with the resources at my disposal here.

This I want to know as well, also what do you look like, are you female or male?

We mine water, and deuterium mainly. But we mine a lot of resources with the purpose of sustaining ourselves.

Right now I look like a regular human. But my original form is hard to describe with your language. The best I can do is to tell you to imagine an octopus (we have radial symmetry). Our biology doesn't really include sexual reproduction.

I look like a regular male human.

STFU SPACENIGGER

How advanced are your computers?

Yours are still very rudimentary. What we have, I would not even use the word computer. It is like someone were to ask you "how advanced are your abacus?".

>Our biology doesn't really include sexual reproduction.
So you're an alien incel

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I managed to experience sex now that I have a human body. It is very pleasurable.

tell me about your culture

Morph into a woman and have sex with me

Not much to tell. It probably would not mean much to you. But, our most important form of cultural expression is storytelling. But is very different from any form of storytelling you may know since we mainly communicate with bioluminescent patterns.

It is not that easy. You have no idea how much energy and resources I expended into this body. Everyone I know back in my home asteroidal settlement thinks I am sick in the head.

Why did you choose a male body?

I want to ask about your poop. Do you take big shits or little shits and how do they smell? Can you please supply a photo and could you say also if you are willing to taste a bit of the shit and if so how it tastes? Thank you.

male privilege
I don't like the idea of menstruating.

Female bodies waste less energy tho

It is neglectable.

Do you watch porn? What kind of porn do you enjoy the most?

I lll send you my poop if you give me your coordinates.

futanari porn is very intriguing.

You don't need my coordinates to send images, just take a photo of it and post it from your phone.

What are we lacking? Also, checked