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wonder if my sicilian peasent ancestors thought they're progeny would be a blacked porn watching virgin who posts in a British discussion general

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youtu.be/ci4wL0ciark

proof?

house.mo.gov/billtracking/bills081/hlrbillspdf/6750C.01.PDF

Sicilians were literally blacked by the Moors

Charles is based, leave him alone

i remember going to this wedding anniversary
this is honestly a bit creepy how you found this shit tbqh
kys

who are you doxxing?

why? It's true.

he got doxxed a while ago. i dont even come on here that often

this is Arthur Mathews, which is I guess your grandmother's father

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Oh, a Malaponte continuation.

can you screencap it
dont trust pdfs

wait so malaponte's dad is named charles too. that means his name is actually charles malaponte jr LOL

I'm sure there are 0 day PDF browser exploits but I doubt many of them are hosted on government websites.

the decline of the west

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>

Got a 0 day exploit for pussy (have a method)

have you seen zero day about stuxnet
good fun for a non nerd
might be busmans holiday for you though

You mean the documentary? Yeah I saw it a while back, was good.

the decline of the west (have a method)

thailad are you effay mate?

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I wear nice clothes and co-ordinate colours and shit but I wouldn't call myself effay.

i'm a nudist

i can square 15, 25, 35, 45, 55, 65, 75, 85 and 95 in my head
i can also say the alphabet backwards very fastly

What's your method?

how fastly? Did you teach yourself to remember the order or can you just do it by visualising the alphabet?

Took the meds

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going to sleep soon at 7am

first one takes a little explain and the second one you just learn it phonetically

clothes are jewish and degenerate

which ones

naked, me

i'm a man but a girl (have a method)
i'm not but i am a nudist

what the fuck? charlie malaponte is directly descended from robert the bruce

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yeah i just remembered haha
i can do numbers backwards really smart, think i can do 9 numbers backwards in that short term memory test

the ones that called meds

no idea who that is but sounds like he would've been a redditor had it existed at the time

what's for brekkie brek brek?

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mcdonalds

You're saying you can count down from 9?

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Lol

you know what i meant you little slut

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I'm not sure how I feel about being called a slut desu

coke zero is so peng

turns out chicken kebab flavoured pringles are actually quite good

How much is the FamilySearch account

honestly don't get why people hate diet soft drinks so much. I deflect that i buy them because of shame but just a can is 140 calories while diet has 0 calories.

doxx man how did you do it?

$0
where did this guy disappear to? he's related to all of the kings of scotland

what are you having for brekkie Melvin, Lachlan?

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im going to mcdonalds finntard
now stop asking

I like pringles but can never bring myself to eat them for some reason. Like I know I'll enjoy them if I do but there's something off putting about them at the same time.

hooves up, don't shoot

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what are u going to get from maccie?

an egg and cheese bagel with double egg
a hash brown
a white coffee
and a can of purple rockstar from the petrol station next door

its 3pm but for breakfast i had 2 eggs and some leftover nachos. For lunch i had a single oven meat pie and then some pringles at the shops

WHY DO COWS HAVE HOOVES INSTEAD OF FEET
BECAUSE THEY LACTOSE !!!

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did you put a dollop of ketchup on your meat pie?

sometimes. The shops were selling the small 50 gram bottles for a dollar so i went for one of those and it meant i wouldn't eat the entire thing of big ones which would have fucked my calories

dont care who my ancestors are
makes no difference

does turtle still post here?

Quite the lovely morning banquet mmm

are you a time traveller? It's morning now

Fun fact, you can’t find Fosters here
Another yank fabrication, like Outback Steakhouse and their ‘bloomin onions’

i did rings around the entire top
normally i take the lid off and do it but i couldn't be fucked jimmying it off with a fork

but muh heritage

Its honestly a bit shocking finding out who mine are

It's not supposed to make a difference, it's just interesting to know your family history.

Hi Finlad

noice

they sold a cheap six pack at dan murphys once
funny thing was it did actually taste australian. But one of our shit watery but not quite corna level beers like xxxx gold or carlton mid.

charlie malaponte has more of a right to post here than any of us

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Hello there

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That makes sense, I can practically taste it now

Feeling good lads

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1 more hour til the corner shop opens
no more picking up butts from the garden and drying them and drinking my bfs tarry hatchers? no thatchers gold

man i want stick my above average penis in evan peters

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not really
people use it to try and fill some void. same reason they do those dna tests
ego

A while since we’ve caught up, how are things

Looks cool

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the sheer amount of shit it gets i thought it would be horrible but its just a slightly below average 4.5

grim post

Things are good I have to go now otherwise I will miss the morning bus
what about you?

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I’m good mate thanks for asking. Have a great day, won’t keep you any longer as you’ve got the aforementioned bus

i think Jow Forums over correct in getting dna tests. It is pretty interesting to know and i like to know interesting things.
Doesn't mean i'll change my life in the slightest and i basically know anyway.

>not really
It's a matter of opinion, if you've no interest in knowing your family history that's on you, it doesn't mean others can't have a curiosity without being egocentric about it.

quiet you
you're like that witch in the GRIMM stories that made me have glass in my eye or something

i would like it with red/black but it still looks super edgy
like i want to like it but i cant

Good post by a good lad

nonsensical post
fuck off bender