Any of you lanklets seen /balt/ lately?
/balt/
Jordan Powell
Benjamin Peterson
>when none of the posts on /balt/ are from Estonia, Latvia, or Lithuania
Leo Scott
needs more russians, canadians, and ESPECIALLY americans
Tyler Martinez
That would be terrible, wouldn't it?
Jaxon James
yes, but fortunately for you: you could say im a bit of a baltiboo...
Carson Clark
Are you learning any Baltic languages, my man?
Eli Myers
Of course, my name is kungs Dan
I'm a 25 year old American Baltiphile (Latvia/Lithuania fan for you ārzemnieki). I drink Latvian alcohol shipped from Rimi (my favorite is Riga Black Balsam). I perform research in experimental physics, and spend my days perfecting my craft by reading superior literature from the Lietuvos Fizikų Draugija (translated into Latvian) and the Latvijas Zinātņu Akadēmija.
I train with my Mosin-Nagant every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through R*ssians because it was designed by the R*ssian Empire and used by the S*viets so is vastly superior at containing the sl*v hordes. I purchased this fine rifle two years ago and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Latvian fluently and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Livonian history and their sakāmvārdi, which I follow 100%
When I get a Latvian permanent residence permit, I am moving to Riga to attend a prestigious school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a brewer for Cēsu Alus!
I stole several old BMWs and Ladas, which I drive around town. I want to get used to stealing them for when I visit Lithuania, so I can fit in easier. I try to autistically post about killing myself like a true Baltic but all these uncultured Americans do not follow suit.
Wish me luck in Latvia!
Parker Flores
>kungs Dan
Shouldn't you Latvianize foreign names? I heard that some American had to Latvianize his first and last name for a Latvian passport or something like that.
Carter Harris
Probably the same as here, no QWX allowed in passports.
Chase Taylor
And you have to add an -s or whatever, right?
Adam James
Dān*
Dominic Baker
Nope, that's just for informal speech, to make it clearer what you're talking about.
Say there's a guy named Bob. Bobui - for Bob. Bobo - belonging to Bob. And so on, but in official documents it's still Bob. Now if your mom named you "LaQuanwadarius XI"...
Dominic Barnes
Elijah Flores
bro it's 9am what's wrong with that
Gavin Anderson
I went to bed at 4am because I was out with gf(female) out in the city for too long.
Samuel Reed
Easton Edwards
yeah cus you make our generals when we're still sleeping
Justin James
it is a crime to not have a /balt/ thread going 24/7
Hunter Walker
>Zydrunas give me strength
Hunter Thompson
time to toil
Cooper James
Starting a bit late, aren't you?
Hudson Foster
who said i'll finish early?
Camden Peterson
Oh. Senukai?
Bentley Morales
nah i'm not that lad
Jonathan Carter
>work out 6 days a week
>eat well
>sleep well
>still tired
yeah
Logan Brown
Any1 here ordered from Chi restoran b4, how was it? The ratings look ok on delivery sites HOWEVER Peetri pizza also has high ratings so I can't trust them.
Eli Ross
the quality of peetri really depends on location and who's working. the closest to me is roosikrantsi and i know if the fat chick is working the pizza is ebin, but if the hindu lad is working the pizza is less than meh
Aiden Green
>Chi restoran
one of my coworkers went there a couple of days ago and said it was a total disappointment
Levi Diaz
There is the excactly the same thing in my local Hesburger. When a fat chick is working, the food is OK, but when a nigger is working, the food is quite terrible.
Henry Allen
yep. it really depends a lot on the staff. like, i have a place where i do my groceries and occasionally get take out. as soon as i see who's working i can already decide if i'm gonna take something or not. ordering via something like tellitoit or wolt is a big no no no
Adam Ward
When is that KFC going to open in Ülemiste keskus? September?
Alexander Brown
>sleep well
Most likely not, unless you've been tested. Sleep apnea is a bitch. Otherwise get your bloodwork done, could be low test, iron or some vitamin defficiency. Yes, even with a decent diet.
Jackson Allen
we were fucking sleeping
Easton Evans
>Wanting poisonous American fried chicken in Estonia
Pathetic
William Martin
KFC fucking sucks. t. has KFC in latvia
Xavier Jackson
>been constipated for couple days
>feel rumbling in my tummy
>go to take a shit
>been straining for 5 minutes now
Ah, so this is what BBS (Big Baltic Shit) feels like. I shall christen this shit Jamal after I'm done birthing it.
Carter Howard
think i'll get some chicken wings today, marinate them until saturday and then deep fry them like a true fat loving bastard
Ryder Allen
Quintessentially baltic post
Asher Jones
It's just shitposting.
Thomas Young
you snooze you lose :))
Jaxon Nguyen
At a bar lol
Logan Brown
Dans
Jose Jackson
You have niggers in Estonia?
Michael Rodriguez
Planning a trip through Latvia and Estonia in september, will i be able to get by in english? I don't know any russian
Anthony Kelly
You can, but speak only to young people.
Robert Brown
Dan, are you even real?
Connor Bennett
I'm a Tallinnfag so yeah
Jeremiah Wilson
yes and most of them unironically live in a part of tallinn called mustamäe (black mountain)
Connor Murphy
They study at TalFag (TTÜ) university to get EU citizenship, even tho they are literal brainlets who shouldn't have gotten into that university at the first place.
Jack Robinson
some of them go to audentes i think on some sports scholarship
Brayden Rodriguez
Universities are being used as funnels they pour the black plague in.
Andrew Cook
>LaQuanwadarius
it ends in -s
Chase Morris
b*sed
Jaxson Long
Still, why do they come to this shithole when Stockholm is like 300 km away from Tallinn.
Aiden Ross
Smart Pajeet goes to Stockholm
Sukdeep goes to Tallinn
And dumb Daquan goes to Riga
James Scott
our universities are not meme tier like cuckholm. also life is like 3-5 times cheaper.
Jaxon Anderson
>cuckholm
Jesus, I hate Swedes so much
Gabriel Stewart
Why does the Swede go to the doctor's?
Because he's homo and got AIDS from Jamal.
Jonathan Johnson
daily reminder to boycott s*edbank and use lhv or luminor
Kevin Torres
>SEB bank
>just now check wiki
>based in Latvia
>good
>owned 100% by SEB group
>ok
>Based in Sweden
>the eternal Swede is behind it as well
Michael Nelson
yes. seb is evil too. avoid at all cost.
Nolan Gray
Luminor is owned 60% by Blackstone Group (USA), 20% Nordea (Finland) and 20% DNB (Norway)
LHV is only based bank, which is 100% Estonian and not owned by Scandicucks
Eli Cooper
Former seb senior analyst is now our president lol
Lucas Martin
true, but it's ran from from estonia. also i believe they made a prearrangement to sell off the remaining shares to blackstone in the near future. and they already sold off their loan portfolio to lhv.
Landon Hill
is šiauliu bank based?
Jaxon Thompson
I'm thinking of going over to LHV im sick of this SEB crap
Colton Gonzalez
Just noticed I love songs with women singers.
Is it ...normal?
youtube.com
youtube.com
Xavier Cox
it's gay to like women, but the right kind of gay
Hudson James
It's just really odd thing none of my friends do.
Gabriel Wright
>'Swedbank' internetbankā varēs pārvaldīt arī 'SEB bankas' kontus
It's official
Nathan Gonzalez
iirc by september all banks are obligated to provide the technical capability to manage all your accounts from any online bank if you give your permission. swed already has that option. the others will follow shortly.
Carson Hughes
Interesting.
They could not be just simply allowing to access other banks databases!? I think they are just using a ''client'' to remotely access the other bank. It's retarded in a way.
Sebastian Adams
>I bet I can trust you guys!
Isaiah Hughes
>Elephants
>No joke!
>had to kill them all
>they still haunt my dreams
Jackson Hughes
i think the underlying technology is exactly the same that allows you as a customer query their database. so essentially, yeah, client. they don't have cross-access to each others database that's for sure
Austin Perry
All the business owners have that same plan, our elion went same way
Connor Scott
>athletes are overrated
>I could do better
Julian Hughes
They call it "openbanking" and each bank provide just API so you can do stuff from any bank
Samuel Morgan
Nah
mafia bank
Chase Cox
Hunter Carter
>our universities are not meme tier
>filled with blax and browns
Angel Lee
>KEBABAS
I knew HE was behind it!
Owen Lewis
youtube.com
/balt/ theme song
David Gomez
Estonia is NORDIC
Sebastian Campbell
/balt/ theme song
,youtube.com
Mason Cruz
ur mums filled with blax and browns
Lincoln Foster
she looks like she fucks blacks
William Reyes
Fuck you, and you, and you
I hate your friends and I hate you too
Mason Evans
I hope you get dick AIDS
Easton Powell
so whos going to the meetup tomorrow?
Nathaniel Cook
>meetup
Explain!
Noah Wright
Negers raus
Xavier Adams
>buy stuff in Rimi
>come home
>unpack
>no pistachios
>member paying for them
>check says I bought them
>forgot them at checkout
Adam Flores
Good morning
Owen Nelson
kill yourself mentally ill zoophilic faggot
William Ramirez
this
Juan Collins
this
Jayden Butler
t. blacked addict
eternal fingoids are just subhuman
Carson Perry
that's a big shit
Jason Roberts
fuck off to africa if you like niggers so much