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oh, yeah
very good, all flaglets must be taught their lot in life

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nth for long haired jesus

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Jesus was a rad dude

2nd this

nice dubs

where did berta go lads?

the great oilfield in the sky

pic related killed a homeless person outside of san francisco yesterday. It was from connecticut

kill all yankees

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>Southern boxcars of peace are newsworthy in Calelfornia

the bigger issue is why people think that the homeless are worth caring about

they shit on the street, and therefore they're worthy of thinking about

can't imagine living in a city where that's even an issue

There are no homeless people in East Cobb

so why are you concerned about homeless street shitters

I'm not, just giving a counterpoint to your initial post about the homeless

no

it's already done, what do you mean no

no

>see "homeless" person
>he quite clearly has a tent and therefore a home
>one that he doesn't need to pay rent or utility bills for
>has the gall to ask me for MONEY
what a silly child

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Home is a state of mind

Georgia is a state

a home is something you physically reside in

You're describing shelter, a home is a very specific place.

yes this is correct. home is not = to house. a home is an emotional designation.

nod on my cock u homo
HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO
looool got em

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better

me too!

awful

bump

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amirite guis

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I'm amazed by the Mormon church right now. I always though of it as some random american denomination like baptism or something and actually didn't give much though to it, but now reading the CES Letter and about the history of the church and Joseph Smith it really interesting how exactly are they still operating and attracting new members

>I always though of it as some random american denomination like baptism or something
it's not even Christianity, though they might claim otherwise

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well they believe in jesus christ

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They don't believe Jesus is god, they're crypto-polytheists (they think that god was once a man and was elevated by other gods)
>True and ultimate salvation for every member of the LDS Church is nothing less than becoming a god of their own planet that they will populate through a sexual union with one of their multiple wives.

They're an Abrahamic religion that essentially adds on fan fiction scripture to the original Bible by way of a false prophet. They're only slightly more Christian than Muslims are. Also the Catholic Church doesn't recognise their baptisms, despite recognising almost all forms of Protestant or Orthodox ones.

baptism violates the nap

uhhh do y'all really believe? I'm more of a cultural christian

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I believe

>polygamy is part of our religion!
>n-no please don't arrest me, it's not part of our religion!
proteshits at least had enough conviction to burn at the stake, and this "religion" changes its doctrine based on whatever US federal law is at the time

my uncle is a part-time priests, he brings home the wine and crackers from the communion every sunday and gets absolutely shitfaced

I used to be an edgy agnostic as a teen but now I'm discovering my christianity again

well he may as well since his congregation is probably four old ladies

agnosticism isn't exactly edgy

is using the blood of christ to get shitfaced a sin?

oh yes it is. I used to have long fedora powered intellectual discussions about religion with my mother

I don't believe so, no

agnosticism is basically not giving a shit though

well there's the version of agnosticism where you actively try to find out what is truth without following any particular faith. I wanted to believe something because there must be a creator but every religion I thought of had something wrong with it in my mind

Monks get shitfaced all the time and they are supposed to be the experts, I'd say it brings you closer to God if anything.

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you can't really use blood of christ to get drunk. blood of christ is only the wine in the chalice that is being converted during the mass. the bottle of wine that is behind the altar in the closet is just regular wine that I have couple of bottles at home

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>8 o'clock in the morning in a fucking residential complex
>leafblowers everywhere
>jackhammer
>construction workers ripping up the sidewalk in front of my building seemingly just so they have something to do
>five electrician vans just arrived, four of which parked in residents spots instead of guest spots (of which are there are about fifty)
there is no possible way that this place needs this much upkeep, I need to get out of here

they got concrete dust on my painting on my balcony

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why do you keep a painting on the balcony you dumbass

because that's where I like to paint

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I've been living like that for 2 years now. They are constantly building new buildings around me. Constant drilling, hammering, trucks etc.

you should put inside when you're not working on it

also post a painting

I don't even live in a very urbanised area, I think the people that run this place just have OCD or something. They're also doing weird shit like cutting the hot water off, turning the electricity off, or turning the AC off three to four times every week so they can do "repairs"; and it's like for fuck's sake, whatever it is you're trying to fix please stop trying to fucking fix it, everything works fine.

shut up

why are you telling me to shut up
it's YOUR fault you got concrete powder on it

I need to have another cofe

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this

broose is right tho

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I love looking at photos of reconstructions of archaic human species
Denisovans were very aesthetic

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only if getting shitfaced makes you do things you wouldn't do in polite company. that's basically the biblical rule on drinking in general

ayy lmao

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Neanderthals just look like cartoon versions of Europeans, I can't believe it took so long for them to figure out we interbred with them

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chi confirmed for underage for not knowing the reference

this is just Shakira edited to look like a neanderthal

>Neanderthals
based and atheistic pilled

waca waca it's time for pangea

there's a neanderthal museum in Croatia which was built near the biggest neanderthal archeological site in Europe

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What metal band is this gentleman in?

ROCK SOLID

It's like a cartoon shakira.

he's in a rock band actually, they haven't progressed to metal yet

FYI

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thank you, I almost deleted that post

Where can I find their discography?

in the fiction department

I can't think of a pun for that

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>you cannot delete a post this old

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can't imagine what it's like in the finn's mind

*unzips bible*

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full of dicks

I refuse to treat his posts seriously anymore
the thought of a young earth creationist in Nordoid country is too implausible

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the virgin suit wearing chinlet
the chad landscaper with the chiseled jaw

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Jesus did not look like a caveman

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haha le reddit frog haha he's wearing a top hat lol! what an excllent meem rofl :P
is that th 1 that says "fuck niggers", thats my favrit reddit frog xPPP
my other favorit is the baby retard one
he is sooooo CUTE X0 uwu

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